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  1. #61
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I got a call back from the first place I posted a video of.
    The guy on the phone asked "Are you moving in with your girlfriend today?"
    I told him "no... I filled out the application for myself only" and then he said "sorry bud, I got these applications confused" and hung up the phone.
    He rented it to a dumb woman.
    😥
  2. #62
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I lined up another apartment to look at on Saturday.
    This one is not very attractive to me though.
    The area sucks and the inside just looks boring as fuck.
    Im not trying to live inside a cereal box damn it.
    Especially not in a black neighborhood.
  3. #63
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I got a call back from the first place I posted a video of.
    The guy on the phone asked "Are you moving in with your girlfriend today?"
    I told him "no… I filled out the application for myself only" and then he said "sorry bud, I got these applications confused" and hung up the phone.
    He rented it to a dumb woman.
    😥

    Tell him your boy pussy is just as good.
  4. #64
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I have 2 apartments lined up to look at this weekend.
    First one is tomorrow morning.
    It is the priciest one I have went to see so far.
    Probably not going to get it but going to look anyways.
    Second one is Saturday and it is a shit box with new floors.
    Can't wait.
  5. #65
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Second one is Saturday and it is a shit box with new floors.
    Can't wait.

    You’d be surprised what a little personalization and decor can do for a shit box.
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  6. #66
    Have you looked for a rent house vs an apartment? Worth a goosey on FB marketplace.
  7. #67
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I went to see an apartment yesterday and all I got was an application. They had nothing to even show me and the woman there was less than helpful.

    Today I was going to go see another apartment but it already got rented.
    Someone ate my lucky charms or some shit.
  8. #68
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by cigreting u fuck trannies already

    HE NEVER SAID HE SUCKED A TRANNY'S DIK DOE
  9. #69
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    An apartment just got listed and I applied asap.
    It is affordable and has everything I need.
    Hopefully I get approved.

    Obviously I haven't actually seen it in person yet but I doubt I would change my mind on wanting it.
    Im not posting pictures from their website because I know how big of dicks some of you can be.

    I will keep you update.
  10. #70
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    no, post the pix. I will call them as 50 different plurals with worse offers than yours so they pick you

    AYo Man my name is FILLIP cuz if you send your wife to come pick up da rent I am gonna FILLIP her ass with cum nawmean? Nah i'm just playing yo I heard about da ad and I got da big bucks up front cash money 1 year advance nigga I just gotta know if you got cameras and shit and where they are AIGHT

    HELLO MY NAME IS TYRONE AND I WOULD LIKE TO PAY ONE MONTH ADVANCE WITH FOODSTAMPS
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  11. #71
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Great news!
    I applied for yet another apartment.
    That makes 2 today.

    I dislike that I paid $75 in combined application fees but I am hopeful that 1 of them works out.
  12. #72
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy An apartment just got listed and I applied asap.
    It is affordable and has everything I need.
    Hopefully I get approved.

    Obviously I haven't actually seen it in person yet but I doubt I would change my mind on wanting it.
    Im not posting pictures from their website because I know how big of dicks some of you can be.

    I will keep you update.

    I just got denied due to my extensive criminal background.
  13. #73
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Fonaplats 650




    Good luck with that!

    Equifax credit score ranges, from excellent to poor

    Excellent: 760-850
    Very good: 725-759
    Good: 660-724
    Fair: 560-659
    Poor: 280-559

    With a score of 650 you are in the bottom 40%.
  14. #74
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by stl1 Good luck with that!

    Equifax credit score ranges, from excellent to poor

    Excellent: 760-850
    Very good: 725-759
    Good: 660-724
    Fair: 560-659
    Poor: 280-559

    With a score of 650 you are in the bottom 40%.

    At least Im not a Democrat.
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  15. #75
    cigreting Dark Matter
    say ur name is barry mccalkiner
    shell like that

    on a more serious note try to find a landlord that isnt a big company. Ive rented to felons before that many of the bigger guys turn down. Most of these people are trying to get their life in order and they deserve an opportunity if they arent murderers or secks offenders
  16. #76
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I got denied for another apartment today.
    They stated I had too much owed in collections.
    This sucks balls.
    I don't know what to do :(
  17. #77
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I guess i can look into moving to the shitty shitty part of town :/
    Seriously feels like this isn't going to end even remotely well for me.
  18. #78
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I just got denied due to my extensive criminal background.

    Call them back, the law has nothing to do with places of residence.

    Originally posted by Fonaplats They stated I had too much owed in collections.

    The landlord of the apartment does not belong to the company you owe money to so why does he care? Let me talk to him I can straighten this out. You don't owe him anything so he has no reason to deny you.
  19. #79
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    kiss ur ex and tell her ur sorry for bein a dick to her
  20. #80
    Originally posted by cigreting say ur name is barry mccalkiner
    shell like that

    on a more serious note try to find a landlord that isnt a big company. Ive rented to felons before that many of the bigger guys turn down. Most of these people are trying to get their life in order and they deserve an opportunity if they arent murderers or secks offenders

    Do you prefer thiefs, frauds, or drug problems
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