Fona's Apartment Search

1. 2021-07-09 at 9:09 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   I went and looked at another apartment today.
   It was one of those big old jedi houses they divided up into separate units.
   The layout sucks but the kitchen is a good size.
   Not a fan of the bathroom.
   The color scheme is fly trap yellow and poop green.
   It's in a rougher part of town than where I am now but I have been in worse.
   They will include a window ac.
   I pay electric and gas.
   Water is included in the rent.
   
   
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   • cigreting
2. 2021-07-09 at 9:24 PM UTC

   #22
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Close ur mouth when u breathe
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3. 2021-07-09 at 9:24 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Close ur mouth when u breathe

   
   Sorry.
   I didn't want to breath through my nose on the side of town.
4. 2021-07-09 at 9:26 PM UTC

   #24
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Oh okay U wanted to take it all into ur mouth… makes sense
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   • I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
5. 2021-07-09 at 9:28 PM UTC

   #25
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by AngryOnion He should pay YOU to live there and clean the place up.
   What's this shit about splitting the utilities? How the fuck does that work.

   
   Its where you meet your neighbor and agree with them that you'll both use as little electricity and water as possible as a pact to keep your collective bill as low as possible, and then you simply go ahead and use a shit ton of all of it at your leisure and make them foot half the bill.
6. 2021-07-10 at 12:55 AM UTC

   #26
   

   Xlite African Astronaut
   That is indeed a dump.
7. 2021-07-10 at 3:22 AM UTC

   #27
   toilet clogger Houston
   can u go back n get a closeup of the toilet
8. 2021-07-10 at 5:17 AM UTC

   #28
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   What's you're favorite part of the toilet
9. 2021-07-10 at 5:51 AM UTC

   #29
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   Why is ur kitchenin the living room and why are the plants trying to break in the windows like Evil Dead?
10. 2021-07-10 at 5:54 AM UTC

    #30
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    I just realized that compared to wherever the fuck ur living,even my worst apartment probably looked like big baller shit. Ur state kinda sucks no offense sorry not sorry. It looks like where i imagine they grow all the poor people before we ship them to the dog food factories in other states.
11. 2021-07-10 at 6:09 AM UTC

    #31
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What is the place where you what in
12. 2021-07-10 at 6:29 AM UTC

    #32
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    whataburgeur
13. 2021-07-10 at 9:36 AM UTC

    #33
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I want to move damn it.
14. 2021-07-12 at 4:19 PM UTC

    #34
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I want to move damn it.

    
    Get a roommate and then you can get a half decent apartment instead of these flea infested jobbies you are looking at.
15. 2021-07-12 at 4:24 PM UTC

    #35
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Get a roommate and then you can get a half decent apartment instead of these flea infested jobbies you are looking at.

    
    you mean housemate.
    
    sharing a room at his age is going to lead to unwanted sex and pregnancies.
16. 2021-07-12 at 5:39 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy The lack of a shower puts too much emphasis in making sure I don't accidently crap my pants while living in a van.

    
    I can only assume from that comment that crapping your pants is something you do regularly
    
    
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17. 2021-07-12 at 11:58 PM UTC

    #37
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Well gonts, I think I got passed up for the last apartment I made a video of.
    It sucks because I know I am perfect but these Landlords dont.
    I bet they would have rented to me if I was a black man.
18. 2021-07-13 at 1:06 AM UTC

    #38
    

    cigreting Dark Matter
    ya affirmative action
19. 2021-07-13 at 10:50 AM UTC

    #39
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Well gonts, I think I got passed up for the last apartment I made a video of.
    It sucks because I know I am perfect but these Landlords dont.
    I bet they would have rented to me if I was a black man.

    
    Tell them ur an autistic transgendered man n ur gonna sue them under the Equal Housing whateverthefuck
20. 2021-07-13 at 12:39 PM UTC

    #40
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Well gonts, I think I got passed up for the last apartment I made a video of.
    It sucks because I know I am perfect but these Landlords dont.
    I bet they would have rented to me if I was a black man.

    
    What's your credit score?