Fonaplats
victim of incest
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I went and looked at another apartment today. It was one of those big old jedi houses they divided up into separate units. The layout sucks but the kitchen is a good size. Not a fan of the bathroom. The color scheme is fly trap yellow and poop green. It's in a rougher part of town than where I am now but I have been in worse. They will include a window ac. I pay electric and gas. Water is included in the rent.
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Originally posted by AngryOnion
He should pay YOU to live there and clean the place up. What's this shit about splitting the utilities? How the fuck does that work.
Its where you meet your neighbor and agree with them that you'll both use as little electricity and water as possible as a pact to keep your collective bill as low as possible, and then you simply go ahead and use a shit ton of all of it at your leisure and make them foot half the bill.
I just realized that compared to wherever the fuck ur living,even my worst apartment probably looked like big baller shit. Ur state kinda sucks no offense sorry not sorry. It looks like where i imagine they grow all the poor people before we ship them to the dog food factories in other states.
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Get a roommate and then you can get a half decent apartment instead of these flea infested jobbies you are looking at.
you mean housemate.
sharing a room at his age is going to lead to unwanted sex and pregnancies.
Well gonts, I think I got passed up for the last apartment I made a video of. It sucks because I know I am perfect but these Landlords dont. I bet they would have rented to me if I was a black man.
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
Well gonts, I think I got passed up for the last apartment I made a video of. It sucks because I know I am perfect but these Landlords dont. I bet they would have rented to me if I was a black man.
Tell them ur an autistic transgendered man n ur gonna sue them under the Equal Housing whateverthefuck
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
Well gonts, I think I got passed up for the last apartment I made a video of. It sucks because I know I am perfect but these Landlords dont. I bet they would have rented to me if I was a black man.