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55 yr old blond Ive been talking to who lives 30 km away

  1. Ghost Black Hole
    I have constant intense painful erections
  2. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Lolll this dude.. the real question wario is...is she rich?
  3. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
  4. Originally posted by Ghost I have constant intense painful erections

    Just look at more 55yr old women, that will go away.
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  5. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    the erection?
  6. Originally posted by Wariat the erection?

    Right...nothing cures an erection quicker than a wrinkly old angry at the world 55yr old.
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  7. When I was 39 I dated a 54yr old for about 2 weeks...she looked good with her clothes on and makeup on...it was a trick though as I soon found out. Also when having sex she'd complain about her arthritis during mid stroke...a real turn off, literally...my willy shut down like there was a power outage. She also had this singular wart right between her tits...naturally I thought she'd been titty fucking someone with genital warts so avoided it.

    Add to that she had a 2nd job working on the fish counter at HEB...I remember one night she showed up when I was already in bed and got in bed without showering and stunk of fish...her hair not her pussy, "get in the fucking shower bitch".
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  8. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
  9. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Right…nothing cures an erection quicker than a wrinkly old angry at the world 55yr old.



    lol



    I found this video of your girlfriend:

    https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=wrinkly+sex&&view=detail&mid=436CE21EB692604C3E89436CE21EB692604C3E89&&FORM=VRDGAR&ru=%2Fvideos%2Fsearch%3Fq%3Dwrinkly%2520sex%26qs%3Dn%26form%3DQBVR%26sp%3D-1%26pq%3Dwrinkly%2520sex%26sc%3D8-11%26sk%3D%26cvid%3DF27D3C0BA96D4BDCA9AE85056C2C15E7
  10. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    lol sympatia is nit bad guys ok im giving u the secret the polish dsting site of all poland like match,com is worldwide is synpatia. poland is like ukriane or russia in the sense everything is separate form the west only some big apps get integrwte dinto its society like tinder somewhat. also gadu gadu is the dog fucker and 16 yr old sluts or fske profiles or as they say everything goes no rules hula dusza site.
  11. Originally posted by Wariat

    turtleneck
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  12. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by stl1 lol



    I found this video of your girlfriend:

    https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=wrinkly+sex&&view=detail&mid=436CE21EB692604C3E89436CE21EB692604C3E89&&FORM=VRDGAR&ru=%2Fvideos%2Fsearch%3Fq%3Dwrinkly%2520sex%26qs%3Dn%26form%3DQBVR%26sp%3D-1%26pq%3Dwrinkly%2520sex%26sc%3D8-11%26sk%3D%26cvid%3DF27D3C0BA96D4BDCA9AE85056C2C15E7

    Fail. Shocker
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  13. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked turtleneck

    Lol

    Goofball
  14. Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol

    Goofball

    If u scare her she will hide in her chell
  15. Originally posted by Wariat

    Also is she staying in a hotel or did the Nazis steal all the normal furniture in Poland?
  16. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    lol ive noticed what works best on women around 51-56 is saying hi beutiful eyes to them as the opening line.
  17. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Kek! Ur so stupid 😂😂
  18. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Teeheeheeehehehe
  19. Originally posted by Wariat lol ive noticed what works best on women around 51-56 is saying hi beutiful eyes to them as the opening line.

    What percrntage of the time would u say that works?
  20. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Wariat

    theres no way my dick would even get half hard from that
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