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55 yr old blond Ive been talking to who lives 30 km away

  1. #21
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    It sucks because I talked to her for hrs yesterday all last night and some today but i have another one on radar a yway and this one is down. i have this 51 yr old who admitted pretty much shell tey anything with me and we already had video chat on badoo:


    she is very slim and actuwlly much better shape than me but has some wrinkles and a mature fsce so perfect for me. even tho she complained every guy hitting her up on badoo just tlake about sex and wants to fuck her i drove the subject slowly and she ended up admitting well take a shower wnd lick each others asses. also i started with massage twlk shell be naked while im massaging her whole body.
  2. #22
    Ghost Black Hole
    thats a nice oven I wonder how much I could get for that on facebook
  3. #23
    Ghost Black Hole
    why are half her cupboards white and the other half wood finish
  4. #24
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    the difference between me and her is the same as between and the 48 yr ole ukrainian i met when i first got deported to warsaw who btw we also did thwt with lick each ithers assholes at one point.



    i dont know why 15 yrs aleays seems like the max what do u fink star trek or jig why are they alwqys so scared when theyre older thwn this 15 yr difference and back off?
  5. #25
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Ghost gimme her phone number ill seduce her for you

    you couldnt seduce a deaf-blind retard you ratfaced freak
  6. #26
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wariat

    shes pretty cute though



    Originally posted by Wariat Now she claims Im too young for her.

    NO NO NO N ON ON ON ON ON FYCK THAT NO !!!!!!! LET ME TALK TO HER I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY!!!!!!!

    Originally posted by Ghost You said YUCK about him and I have heard that many times from older ladies that aren't into younger fuys "you're young enough to be my son!" don't think about it like that

    come on tech we are strapping young lads that like older women and we deserve respect and a sexual fair chance from older women because we respect them because we are mature for our age.

    Guys like me, fonaplats and wariat don't get a fair shake by older ladies and it's a shame because we can be pretty cool and interesting and maybe what we need to be better is an older lady to bring out the best in us and we can bring a lot to the table in a relationship too. Longevity, easy to please and you will always have fun and be smiling and feeling good instead of feeling bored dating people in your own age range.

    You might have more common interests than you would realize with younger guys. I think you would have a lot in common with someone born in the 80's or 90's.

    I have always had better success dating people older than me. I can't stand 20 year olds or zoomers. I'm just saying fonaplats is a good goy and deserves a fair chance.
  7. #27
    Originally posted by Wariat lol when I started talking about lickin and rimming and licking each others assholes she lost interest or got scared claiming im too young and wild or some shit.

    The rimming conversation is a face to face one...or face to ass.
  8. #28
    Originally posted by Ghost why are half her cupboards white and the other half wood finish

    Poland, you get what you are fucking given.
  9. #29
    Ghost Black Hole
    Say THIS

    "come on I deserve a fair shake, I can be cool and interesting and maybe what I need to be better is an someone older to bring out the best in me and I can bring a lot to the table in a relationship too. Longevity, easy to please and you will always have fun and be smiling and feeling good instead of feeling bored dating people in your own age range, I can bring out the best in you too ;)"
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Ghost Say THIS

    "come on I deserve a fair shake, I can be cool and interesting and maybe what I need to be better is an someone older to bring out the best in me and I can bring a lot to the table in a relationship too. Longevity, easy to please and you will always have fun and be smiling and feeling good instead of feeling bored dating people in your own age range, I can bring out the best in you too ;)"

    lol "relationship"...dude it's 2021, people just want a hookup not fucking marriage.
  11. #31
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    well the thing is she kept asking and i never relaly wsked her to do me i just told her what i csn do to her jig.
  12. #32
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost Say THIS

    "come on I deserve a fair shake, I can be cool and interesting and maybe what I need to be better is an someone older to bring out the best in me and I can bring a lot to the table too. Longevity, easy to please and you will always have fun and be smiling and feeling good instead of feeling fooling around with people in your own age range, I can bring out the best in you too ;)"

    fixed it for FUCKING


    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson lol "relationship"…dude it's 2021, people just want a hookup not fucking marriage.

    right right, sorry I play the LONG game and I have no problem being a father figure for their 13 year old kids. It will be awkward as fuck but they will learn to respect me because I make their mother happy.
  13. #33
    Originally posted by Wariat well the thing is she kept asking and i never relaly wsked her to do me i just told her what i csn do to her jig.

    Stop the online bullshit and meet her if you want to pound it. Save the ass licking conversations for when she's naked in your/her bed, in fact don't have a conversation about it, just tongue punch that chocolate factory in situ. She wont complain then.
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  14. #34
    Ghost Black Hole
    get her address and just show up, she will admire your confidence and moxie
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  15. #35
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Ghost get her address and just show up, she will admire your confidence and moxie

    POLICE HELP, A BETA CHUMP THAT IM NOT ATTRACTED TO SHOWED UP TO MY DOOR I DONT FEEL SAFE
  16. #36
    report back when you've slurped that sphincter
  17. #37
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kev POLICE HELP, A BETA CHUMP THAT IM NOT ATTRACTED TO SHOWED UP TO MY DOOR I DONT FEEL SAFE

    Cut the phone line it's like a romantic surprise like leaving a trail of rose petals to the bed
  18. #38
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I'd go after cougars if I wasn't afraid they'd break a hip.
  19. #39
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by stl1 I'd go after cougars if I wasn't afraid they'd break a hip.

    it's great, you can just keep fucking them and they can't run away
  20. #40
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    another hot pic of the 51 yr old.

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