2021-06-16 at 7:41 PM UTC
Similar thing happened a few years ago. Was at a bar with my wife and a couple of friends...there was a dance floor and we were at the table right in front of it...this drunk old scrag was going wild on the dance floor and lifted her shirt up. I was laughing at her so she came over and started talking to us, I bought her a drink and she sat next to my wife...she didn't know it was my wife and said to her "I'm gonna fuck him tonight"...to which my wife said "That's my husband"...to which the old scrag responded "why did he buy me a drink the asshole if he's married!"
...so clearly that old scrag end was anyone's if they bought her a drink.
You going to the wrong bars Wariat..
2021-06-16 at 7:47 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
Cigarette man and star trek u guys agree?
2021-06-16 at 7:50 PM UTC
Wariot, do you ever think about wanting to fuck your mother?
Got any nekkid pics of her?
2021-06-16 at 8:48 PM UTC
I once asked a gal at closing without having talked to her previously if she wanted to take me home. The biggest problem was that she wanted to drink her breakfast the next morning.
Another time I was fixated on this gal dancing on the dance floor and we seemed to have a connection. I told my buddy standing next to me to watch me because, while I didn't know what was going to happen, I felt something was going to happen. After the dance she made a beeline to me and laid a big wet one on me and left after muttering something about a boyfriend.
Another time I went to a bar after my sister's wedding while I was still in my tux. This was more of your typical dive bar. Two sisters were very interested in me and we left together. I tried to talk them into going to my place for a threesome but settled for a BJ in the front seat with the other sister in the back seat.
Nope, nothing like that ever happened to me!
Edit to add: I almost forgot...after my daughter's wedding rehearsal I dropped by the local watering hole while still in my suit and a gal tried picking me up at closing but I had to turn her down because I still needed to go by my daughter's house to let out her damn dogs!!!
2021-06-16 at 8:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by stl1
I once asked a gal at closing without having talked to her previously if she wanted to take me home. The biggest problem was that she wanted to drink her breakfast the next morning.
Another time I was fixated on this gal dancing on the dance floor and we seemed to have a connection. I told my buddy standing next to me to watch me because, while I didn't know what was going to happen, I felt something was going to happen. After the dance she made a beeline to me and laid a big wet one on me and left after muttering something about a boyfriend.
Another time I went to a bar after my sister's wedding while I was still in my tux. This was more of your typical dive bar. Two sisters were very interested in me and we left together. I tried to talk them into going to my place for a threesome but settled for a BJ in the front seat with the other sister in the back seat.
Nope, nothing like that ever happened to me!
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2021-06-17 at 4:33 AM UTC
Originally posted by stl1
I once asked a gal at closing without having talked to her previously if she wanted to take me home. The biggest problem was that she wanted to drink her breakfast the next morning.
Another time I was fixated on this gal dancing on the dance floor and we seemed to have a connection. I told my buddy standing next to me to watch me because, while I didn't know what was going to happen, I felt something was going to happen. After the dance she made a beeline to me and laid a big wet one on me and left after muttering something about a boyfriend.
Another time I went to a bar after my sister's wedding while I was still in my tux. This was more of your typical dive bar. Two sisters were very interested in me and we left together. I tried to talk them into going to my place for a threesome but settled for a BJ in the front seat with the other sister in the back seat.
Nope, nothing like that ever happened to me!
Edit to add: I almost forgot…after my daughter's wedding rehearsal I dropped by the local watering hole while still in my suit and a gal tried picking me up at closing but I had to turn her down because I still needed to go by my daughter's house to let out her damn dogs!!!
Um :)
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2021-06-17 at 9:20 AM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
I realized I have a problem with impotence. I couldnt even get hard talking to her and she said she was naked playing with her pussy. She wanted pics but my dick wuldnt even get all the way hard. Im starting to think its from all the drinking I do.
2021-06-17 at 9:22 AM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
Basically she looks good and all but the sex will be very generic but shell go all night she says keep going if we want to. he problem is wih sandard sex not mouth stuff is Im starting to be limp or impotent.
2021-06-17 at 9:27 AM UTC
have you tried looking at a dog
