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55 yr old blond Ive been talking to who lives 30 km away

  1. #41
    Kev Space Nigga
    her dog probably did tho
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  2. #42
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wariat another hot pic of the 51 yr old who claimed no man or guy ever licker her ass before:


    I would tell her to jog her fat ass over here and get nice and sweaty so when I eat her ass I get a nice sour aftertaste
  3. #43
    Ghost Black Hole
    and then when she shows up you offer her a nice cold cooler

    Lime Melonade M'lady?

  4. #44
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    yes but she lives in a smaller town like 45 miƄutes fom me and clwims she wants me to come over first she wants me to go to her first.
  5. #45
    Ghost Black Hole
    what is she doing right now lol can't you just take a train there? Isn't there like a million trains all over Europe so you can train anywhere and just show up to her house with some wine coolers or whatever.

    I don't know if you drive and taking a cab probably wont work but yeah it's hard when girls live outside da city. I used to always hit up girls on online dating that lived in Okotoks, Strathmore and Cochrane, they were only an hour away but I was young and had no car so it was hard.

    Those small towns girls are THIRSTY but you gotta go to them you gotta be highly mobile and willing to spend hours traveling just to FUCK, is it worth it ? it sure feels like it when you are doing it.

    I traveled for 7 hours once to meet this one girl and she never even showed up.
  6. #46
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    wow thats dedication.
  7. #47
    Ghost Black Hole
    I know a guy that hitchhiked for months back and forth to this small town very far away from where he actually lived and took on odd jobs along the way just to afford dating a girl that lived there. They would only hang out for a few hours a week because she was in school and had strict parents.

    Sometimes he would just stay there and skateboard around town sleeping on benches until she got off school or had time to hang out with him but he wouldn't have any food or anything and basically was a homeless beggar and ruined his education to chase a girl
  8. #48
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Ghost it's great, you can just keep fucking them and they can't run away


    lol
  9. #49
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Ghost what is she doing right now lol can't you just take a train there? Isn't there like a million trains all over Europe so you can train anywhere and just show up to her house with some wine coolers or whatever.

    I don't know if you drive and taking a cab probably wont work but yeah it's hard when girls live outside da city. I used to always hit up girls on online dating that lived in Okotoks, Strathmore and Cochrane, they were only an hour away but I was young and had no car so it was hard.

    Those small towns girls are THIRSTY but you gotta go to them you gotta be highly mobile and willing to spend hours traveling just to FUCK, is it worth it ? it sure feels like it when you are doing it.

    I traveled for 7 hours once to meet this one girl and she never even showed up.

    what was his name
  10. #50
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    hey cigarette man eid you see the chick or pics? want me to pm them to you?
  11. #51
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by cigreting what was his name

  12. #52
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    ok so the 55 yr old nurse chick with big ass and tits ive been tslking to her again she just said she basically isnt into perversions but likes dleicacy so im twking it slow with her.
  13. #53
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    she likes to talk about sex tho even tho she wont admit it she asked when is the last time i got laid guys.... guys...
  14. #54
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Wariat she likes to talk about sex tho even tho she wont admit it she asked when is the last time i got laid guys…. guys…

    you are being cross examined, careful how you answer partna
  15. #55
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    guys now she is hounding me why i cam back. she is trying to get the full scoop about why im actually here because generslly no one comes back she sais. wat u fink cigarette man?
  16. #56
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    its as if shes attacking me and testing me at the same time kev and cigarette man. as if she is trying to get the boy out of me or treats me like im a little boy too young for her.
  17. #57
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    because i told her im practising the back flip.
  18. #58
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Post nekkid pictures of her gaping asshole.
  19. #59
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wariat its as if shes attacking me and testing me at the same time kev and cigarette man. as if she is trying to get the boy out of me or treats me like im a little boy too young for her.

    have you tried holding her down and fucking her?
  20. #60
    Wariat will turn to dudes soon once the sexual frustration mounts more, then animals.

    Any hole's a goal.
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