Filling Up a Basket at Walmart And Just Walking the Fuck Out

1. 2021-01-23 at 12:53 PM UTC

   #1
   

   livingelegy African Astronaut
   So this would only work once but if you pose as a regular shopper and load a basket full of small valuable items and book it out the fire door into a getaway vehicle out of site of the store's exterior cameras you could feasibly get away scot free provided you're not followed. The element of surprise is key and seeing as store security is generally preoccupied with catching shoplifters they're not likely to realize what's happening until it's too late if and when they check the surveillance feeds, so chances are slim that you'll be pursued unless you're unlucky.
   
   Your general appearance will be reported to the police eventually but they're unlikely to investigate petty theft from a big box store, especially if there's no solid leads to go on.
   
   If the cameras get a clear shot of you however you're likely to be added to the store's facial recognition database aka the Walmart naughty list. It'd be smart to don an effective disguise such as a tight hoodie and sunglasses so there's plausible deniability as to your identity if and when you have to return to the store. If they don't catch you red handed with stolen merchandise on your person you can just claim you're being mistaken with someone else if you trip any alarms upon your return to the store and if you obscure your identity effectively enough during the crime it would be difficult for them to prove it was you who boosted the merchandise.
2. 2021-01-23 at 12:59 PM UTC

   #2
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   or, you could make money and pay ur way through life like a true American.
   stupid Mexican
3. 2021-01-23 at 1:02 PM UTC

   #3
   

   livingelegy African Astronaut

   Originally posted by POLECAT or, you could make money and pay ur way through life like a true American.
   stupid Mexican

   
   You're a schizo with delusions of persecution by an invisible mexican boogeyman, the sad part is I'm white.
4. 2021-01-23 at 1:24 PM UTC

   #4
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   dumb as a dumbass mexican
5. 2021-01-23 at 1:33 PM UTC

   #5
   

   livingelegy African Astronaut
   The mexicans are coming for your guns and jobs polecat, lol not really though
6. 2021-01-23 at 8:37 PM UTC

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   Zanick victim of incest [my p.a. supernal goa]
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   i once did this with a 60-gallon plastic tote & it went well, so i did it again with a storage ottoman
   
   next time i returned there, i was confronted with the footage lmao
   
7. 2021-01-24 at 4:08 AM UTC

   #7
   CutterLegendaryNinja Houston
   MY friend use to do this and the when he returned Walgreens called the police
8. 2021-01-24 at 9:14 AM UTC

   #8
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CutterLegendaryNinja MY friend use to do this and the when he returned Walgreens called the police

   
   But ur friend was the dispatcher of the police and said fk off bitch to the clerk and they said oh shit and he was like yup what now bitch
9. 2021-01-24 at 10:34 AM UTC

   #9
   Kev African Astronaut

   Originally posted by livingelegy So this would only work once but if you pose as a regular shopper and load a basket full of small valuable items and book it out the fire door into a getaway vehicle out of site of the store's exterior cameras you could feasibly get away scot free provided you're not followed. The element of surprise is key and seeing as store security is generally preoccupied with catching shoplifters they're not likely to realize what's happening until it's too late if and when they check the surveillance feeds, so chances are slim that you'll be pursued unless you're unlucky.
   
   Your general appearance will be reported to the police eventually but they're unlikely to investigate petty theft from a big box store, especially if there's no solid leads to go on.
   
   If the cameras get a clear shot of you however you're likely to be added to the store's facial recognition database aka the Walmart naughty list. It'd be smart to don an effective disguise such as a tight hoodie and sunglasses so there's plausible deniability as to your identity if and when you have to return to the store. If they don't catch you red handed with stolen merchandise on your person you can just claim you're being mistaken with someone else if you trip any alarms upon your return to the store and if you obscure your identity effectively enough during the crime it would be difficult for them to prove it was you who boosted the merchandise.

   
   i find it easier to just misscan a portion of the items, i already saved a shit ton of money that way. its their own fault for dumping the cashiers. but with face masks being encouraged or enforced, their facial recognition shit wont work anyway.
10. 2021-01-24 at 3:26 PM UTC

    #10
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Just remember you can try to steal but there are a lot of people working to make sure you dont.
11. 2021-01-24 at 4:14 PM UTC

    #11
    Kev African Astronaut

    Originally posted by l a n n y - l a r p s - a s - a - l a o t i a n - l a d y b o y - d o i n g - l a p d a n c e s - o n - l e z b i a n - l e p r e c h a u n s - l o v e - l a n c e s they use the cameras in the parking lot to get pictures of the plates then call the cops.

    
    well then put a mask over the license plate to protect it from the coronavirus of course