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Filling Up a Basket at Walmart And Just Walking the Fuck Out

  1. #61
    Originally posted by CandyRein Living rent free in clowns heads lol
    The obsession!

    thats the least i could repay you for picking cottons in my head.
  2. #62
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Enough already

    We get it. You hang out wif da boys for the attention.

    I hope triple threat shows u up and starts posting booty shots

    You need some competition.

    Fucking hell. We need to get some women up i here. N i live with Gigi, i am not married to her. We both talk openly about other attractive people. I was married to my kids mom for 31 years and never want to get married again.

    I respect you as a nurse for vets but youre ego is way too much.

    Gigi is triple threat? Try finding a chunky black CNA who’s not that smug.
  3. #63
    Originally posted by CandyRein Cotttdamn I got some beautiful eyes* …

    * - compared to female silver back gorrillas in a clinical setting.
  4. #64
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny * - compared to female silver back gorrillas in a clinical setting.

    I don't think Candy has a silver back.
  5. #65
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I don't think Candy has a silver back.

    wait till you see her arches over and pick those damn cottons as the sun glistens off her bare, sweatty, negroid back.
  6. #66
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny wait till you see her arches over and pick those damn cottons as the sun glistens off her bare, sweatty, negroid back.

    How's her pancakes?
  7. #67
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How's her pancakes?

    similar to those of silverback gorrillas.
  8. #68
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Yeah, fuck Walmart. Now that Bill Krozby cant chime in and say i wanted to rape him in NY. I say we 1st annual NYC air bnb for 5 days, 6 nights in September (but not the 11th out of respect) and shower NYC bars with NIS lovn.. we can even hit a chelsy bar for the gay critters on here then go see a midnight comedy show north of times sq

    Then find an all night Walmart and walk out with shit. (However it has to be under 10 dollars and fit in one hand because i will secret santa pay for it so we dont break da law).

    Then we can play shopping cart wars and film it somewhere over in jersey city drunk af
  9. #69
    WalMart is the worst place you could shoplift from. It's packed with LP 24/7.
  10. #70
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ WalMart is the worst place you could shoplift from. It's packed with LP 24/7.

    Iv seen these lp dudes choke people out in the parking lot on yt
  11. #71
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Iv seen these lp dudes choke people out in the parking lot on yt

    It's a tough job. Not many people last long. Full blown shit-fests out in the parking lot almost every single day, with fists flying.
  12. #72
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sailing out the door with a cart full of unbagged goods is super high risk. LP linger around the exits and will spot it immediately, and staff are trained to spot it. I've seen a few good tricks for it, though, like taking four rolls of carpets from the housewares department and placing them end up in the cart, then "stuffing" the empty center length of the roll with high end merch. That way LP only sees four rolls of carpet going out. I've seen others go to the pillow section and "line" the cart with long pillows and create a kind of shielded box in the middle where the high end merch is placed. If LP isn't looking down into the cart, it looks like just four pillows going out.

    At wal-mart they're busy enough to where you can just fill your cloth bags as you go and then just stroll on out when you're done. I used to get hundreds of dollars of groceries at a time doing this. Not sure why I stopped I guess I'm just a good boy now.
  13. #73
    Originally posted by mmQ At wal-mart they're busy enough to where you can just fill your cloth bags as you go and then just stroll on out when you're done. I used to get hundreds of dollars of groceries at a time doing this. Not sure why I stopped I guess I'm just a good boy now.

    You got lucky. A good LP will spot the bags getting bigger and bigger as you walk around the store. Many LP are very good at memorizing details in real time.
  14. #74
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You got lucky. A good LP will spot the bags getting bigger and bigger as you walk around the store. Many LP are very good at memorizing details in real time.

    Yeah maybe I got lucky dozens of times from the same store. And maybe I realized that particular store was always extremely busy and the LPs didn't seem to focus on the grocery department. Or maybe they did, and they just didn't give a shit.
  15. #75
    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah maybe I got lucky dozens of times from the same store. And maybe I realized that particular store was always extremely busy and the LPs didn't seem to focus on the grocery department. Or maybe they did, and they just didn't give a shit.

    Looks like you're the proverbial "one that got away".
  16. #76
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I feel bad now I'm gonna go turn myself in.
  17. #77
    Originally posted by mmQ I feel bad now I'm gonna go turn myself in.

    You could simply mail them a check and call it even.
  18. #78
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You could simply mail them a check and call it even.

    No I need to confess in person and hopefully do some jail time since it was collectively over $1000. Hopefully I'll get a new felony as all my old ones are expired and I feel naked.
  19. #79
    Confession is good for the soul.
  20. #80
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You got lucky. A good LP will spot the bags getting bigger and bigger as you walk around the store. Many LP are very good at memorizing details in real time.

    a professional LP like you can even gauze the exact weight of the bag my merely squinting at it.

    right.
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