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  1. #41
    Originally posted by stl1 Congratulations on your addiction resurfacing.

    Now you'll die soon!

    It was never an addiction, demonstrated by my complete lack of withdrawal symptoms when I stopped...add the fact there are still 7 or 8 of those beers left in my fridge after a month.
  2. #42
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Let me buy you another case.
  3. #43
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe It's spelt You're*, you stupid Down's Syndrome looking retard.

    spelled*

    you retarded limey
  4. #44
    It's actually *spelt in most of the English speaking world...only the US use spelled because they wanted to be different...and after all the language is ENGLISH...
  5. #45
    Kev Space Nigga
    language evolves and ours is the most evolved, britfags are all genetic defects on their inbred shitty island nation. if you fucked one limey bitch, you have slept with the entire england.
  6. #46
    Originally posted by Kev language evolves and ours is the most evolved, britfags are all genetic defects on their inbred shitty island nation. if you fucked one limey bitch, you have slept with the entire england.

  7. #47
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    thats probably odd virginia, the britain inside america.
  8. #48
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    I love how mad the retard Nonce Kev gets by me.

  9. #49
    Kev Space Nigga
    ^ projection
  10. #50
    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Congrats Oct!!!
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  11. #51
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It was never an addiction, demonstrated by my complete lack of withdrawal symptoms when I stopped…add the fact there are still 7 or 8 of those beers left in my fridge after a month.

    It was simply a lot of fun, Daddio. U even managed to avoid any DUI's. You win. 👍⚘
    P.S. Robert Mugabe lost.
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  12. #52
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Come on, Steve.

    Post your DUI mugshot and prove Smell Hung wrong.
  13. #53
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Remember. Youre never a non-alcoholic if you ever drank excessiveley at any time in your life.

    You will always be an Alcoholic but an Alcoholic on the wagon. On the wagon means You wont drink. If you drink again, heavily then "You fell off the wagon"

    Ole pioneer addage
  14. #54
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Remember. Youre never a non-alcoholic if you ever drank excessiveley at any time in your life.

    You will always be an Alcoholic but an Alcoholic on the wagon. On the wagon means You wont drink. If you drink again, heavily then "You fell off the wagon"

    Ole pioneer addage

    Probably one of the donner party came up with that shit.
  15. #55
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Kev thats probably odd virginia, the britain inside america.

    Scott Irish, however i think its Bill Clintons home state Arkansas and Most likely french cajun creole from when it was Louisiana territory.

    The Scot Irish came into new england for from UK and moved down into Virginia,DC area, Pennsylvania, then tennesse and Oklahoma, Texas
  16. #56
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Probably one of the donner party came up with that shit.

    Lol maybe. I think they found out if you drink crossing the south west into death valley you would die much faster drunk. Not to mention roll off the back of a loud wagon and not wake up while no one else even notices. Or at that point even cared if uncle jesse the family drunk fell off
  17. #57
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Remember. Youre never a non-alcoholic if you ever drank excessiveley at any time in your life.

    You will always be an Alcoholic but an Alcoholic on the wagon. On the wagon means You wont drink. If you drink again, heavily then "You fell off the wagon"

    Ole pioneer addage

    I've always thought this was dumb. "Once an addict always an addict."

    Its just a stupid way to think, or think of yourself.. Hi my name is Wren and I'm an addict. Its WHO I AM.

    Oh, what are you addicted to?

    Everything. Drugs, booze, all of it. I AM AN ADDICT.

    oh wow that must take a toll on you

    No I haven't used drugs or alcohol in over 10 years actually, but, I'm still just a lowly addict. I'm super addicted to the stuff.

    If you're addicted, how can you refrain from using it?

    Because when I use it, I use it a lot and I become addicted.

    So are you addicted to drugs right now?

    Well, no, I guess not, but yes.

    So you're a junkie addict piece of shit even though you're 10 years sober?

    Yes.

    Ok thanks that makes sense

    Thanks I hope you don't think any more of me due to my sobriety. Remember who I am as a person. I'm an addict. Remember me by nothing else. Thank you.
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  18. #58
    Originally posted by mmQ I've always thought this was dumb. "Once an addict always an addict."

    Same with that Narnia shit

    "Once a King or Queen of Narnia, always a King or Queen of Narnia"

    My arse.
  19. #59
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmQ I've always thought this was dumb. "Once an addict always an addict."

    Its just a stupid way to think, or think of yourself.. Hi my name is Wren and I'm an addict. Its WHO I AM.

    Oh, what are you addicted to?

    Everything. Drugs, booze, all of it. I AM AN ADDICT.

    oh wow that must take a toll on you

    No I haven't used drugs or alcohol in over 10 years actually, but, I'm still just a lowly addict. I'm super addicted to the stuff.

    If you're addicted, how can you refrain from using it?

    Because when I use it, I use it a lot and I become addicted.

    So are you addicted to drugs right now?

    Well, no, I guess not, but yes.

    So you're a junkie addict piece of shit even though you're 10 years sober?

    Yes.

    Ok thanks that makes sense

    Thanks I hope you don't think any more of me due to my sobriety. Remember who I am as a person. I'm an addict. Remember me by nothing else. Thank you.

    You only tell yourself this, not others other than AA.

    The reason to remind you is so you wont say, ahh its a special party tonight, ive been sober for x years. You drink heavily and the urges become uncontrollable all over again. But anonymous users dont rat each other out
  20. #60
    If AA is anything like NA it's worthless...I went to a few NA meeting with a dude I was "sponsoring" (RE: I was the tit he'd phone at 2am to say he was feeling weak).

    Those assholes just spent the whole hour glorifying it...telling their stories of what they got up to on drugs and everyone else laughing and saying "uuuhhhh yeah! that's sounds about right huh huh huh".
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