1 year sober

1. 2021-06-04 at 12:44 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
   Think I'll do a massive line of cocaine and drink myself to death. Maybe not.
   
   I could torture a prostitute?
   
   Yes, that sounds a lot more fun. I'll do that instead.
2. 2021-06-04 at 12:57 AM UTC

   #2
   LittleJapaneseGirl2005 Yung Blood
   that hooker will snort a massive line on your massive chin
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3. 2021-06-04 at 12:59 AM UTC

   #3
   

   cigreting Dark Matter
   Your thinking of doing 1 year or already did it
4. 2021-06-04 at 1:02 AM UTC

   #4
   WellHung Black Hole
   When cells began replicating and specializing...that's when things became more advanced.
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5. 2021-06-04 at 1:02 AM UTC

   #5
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Torture someone close to you; it feels more personal and fulfilling.
6. 2021-06-04 at 1:11 AM UTC

   #6
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   do you have license to kill ypurself.
7. 2021-06-04 at 1:12 AM UTC

   #7
   

   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny do you have license to kill ypurself.

   
   Are you unable to spell or is that why you're a dumb coffee barrista.
   
   
8. 2021-06-04 at 2:20 AM UTC

   #8
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   loycenses ?
9. 2021-06-04 at 4:59 AM UTC

   #9
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Congratulations.
10. 2021-06-04 at 5:18 AM UTC

    #10
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I was 5 plus years but last month drank a beer with some weed. Moderation.
11. 2021-06-04 at 7:21 AM UTC

    #11
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    Im doing all the drugs for u dont worry
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12. 2021-06-04 at 8:15 AM UTC

    #12
    

    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Congrats on staying sober for a year. This calls for a celebration.
    
    *snaps fingers* Vinny, get this man a coffee
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13. 2021-06-04 at 8:28 AM UTC

    #13
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Skip the celebration and do 2 years sober and then party 2x hard. Then when you reach year 3, resolve to do the same again.
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14. 2021-06-04 at 8:30 AM UTC

    #14
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    coffee bartista?
15. 2021-06-04 at 8:41 AM UTC

    #15
    

    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Wariat coffee bartista?

    
    Yeah that's people who serve you coffee. If you had a brain cell and went to school you would know that but you're a dumb pedo, pig horse drawing nonce.
16. 2021-06-04 at 10:01 AM UTC

    #16
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    FUCKING GOD DAMN QUITER
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17. 2021-06-04 at 10:14 AM UTC

    #17
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    You should drink to that.
18. 2021-06-04 at 10:16 AM UTC

    #18
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Yeah that's people who serve you coffee. If you had a brain cell and went to school you would know that but you're a dumb pedo, pig horse drawing nonce.

    
    Your the retard. I wrote it with a question mark not to ask what it is which I clearly know and wrote about previously but just to be funny callrf you one but you were toor etarded to get the inside joke.
19. 2021-06-04 at 12:12 PM UTC

    #19
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat Your the retard. I wrote it with a question mark not to ask what it is which I clearly know and wrote about previously but just to be funny callrf you one but you were toor etarded to get the inside joke.

    
    shut up nonce cop calling faggot bitch
20. 2021-06-04 at 1:24 PM UTC

    #20
    

    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Wariat Your the retard. I wrote it with a question mark not to ask what it is which I clearly know and wrote about previously but just to be funny callrf you one but you were toor etarded to get the inside joke.

    
    It's spelt You're*, you stupid Down's Syndrome looking retard.
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