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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    dago
  2. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Did you have LIVER AND ONIONS?

    Steak tartare & a blueberry waffle w/ butter syrup, gluttony lol.
  3. DontTellEm Black Hole
    I’m with my daughters father. 😇
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I’m with my daughters father. 😇

    damn
  5. G African Astronaut
    Apprehensive

    I've been taking my god son even further under my wing lately, letting him stay with me overnight more often etc. Tonight he texts me @ 12:30 am stating he & his girlfriend are locked out of her mom's house after returning from the beach late. He's 18 & from a shit household but has managed to come out a good person, so I'll always look out. But this finding a place to crash w/ a female shit will not be a reoccurring event.
  6. Originally posted by G Apprehensive

    I've been taking my god son even further under my wing lately, letting him stay with me overnight more often etc. Tonight he texts me @ 12:30 am stating he & his girlfriend are locked out of her mom's house after returning from the beach late. He's 18 & from a shit household but has managed to come out a good person, so I'll always look out. But this finding a place to crash w/ a female shit will not be a reoccurring event.

    psh i thought u were cool dad.

    I wouldve tossed lil nigga some plan B pills and a room key for the sheraton n told him to swang for the fences
  7. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked psh i thought u were cool dad.

    I wouldve tossed lil nigga some plan B pills and a room key for the sheraton n told him to swang for the fences

    Beyond "cool" I'm preventing him from falling into the rut that accounted for his shitty upbringing, I'm breaking the cycle. I don't care that he's fucking etc. he's grown & grown men don't fly by the seat of their pants w/ females in tow.
  8. I mean lets be honest men are essentially children until were at least 24
  9. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I mean lets be honest men are essentially children until were at least 24

    That said, I'm 49 & don't want no young ass female thinking this is a crash pad nor my 18 year old god son w/ no initiative to provide for said female.
  10. DontTellEm Black Hole
    I might just be one of the sweetest ppl you’ve ever met. How u like that? 🙃
  11. DontTellEm Black Hole
    😝
  12. Originally posted by G That said, I'm 49 & don't want no young ass female thinking this is a crash pad nor my 18 year old god son w/ no initiative to provide for said female.

    Heard
  13. Originally posted by DontTellEm I might just be one of the sweetest ppl you’ve ever met. How u like that? 🙃

    *Suspicious side eye*
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by G That said, I'm 49 & don't want no young ass female thinking this is a crash pad nor my 18 year old god son w/ no initiative to provide for said female.

    try to fuck his girl.
  15. Originally posted by WellHung try to fuck his girl.

    #king shit

    #Menelaus
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked #king shit

    #Menelaus

    ur insomnia is still bothering u...im sorry about that, casper
  17. Yeah i fell asleep for a bit around 5 and now im drinking bc i have work at 9

    trying to finesse women on a shitty dating app
  18. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Yeah i fell asleep for a bit around 5 and now im drinking bc i have work at 9

    trying to finesse women on a shitty dating app

    why dont they fire u for that?
  19. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    ^^^Always mad cuz he has no social life and never gets laid.
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe ^^^Always mad cuz he has no social life and never gets laid.

    Threaten suicide to your mom....lolololololol
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