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  1. #41
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Hey look. We know you think you're the "bear" in your out of the closet experience but I'm not sure this forum is right for you. You consistent sexual harassment of all of the male based users on this site gets old. Get some new material you limp wrist priss.

    I have nothing against Gays but go hit on someone else. or try another troll tactic, faggot!

    if you've got such a problem with it your only option is to report it to the EEOC. other than that, all you can do is suck it up, butter cup
  2. #42
    Sucks 2 be u
  3. #43
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by cerakote bet this is someone's troll alt

    fuck alt faggots

    stifle your cockhole, little bitch. I've been using this screen name since before your parents were in diapers and I'll be using it long after youre in adult diapers
  4. #44
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Bring back Beige Warlock!
  5. #45
    bling bling Dark Matter
    use the burger to catch bigger food 1 burger u can eat it an the chemicals in it make u more hungry in 10 mins or u can use it as bait and eat for a month
  6. #46
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by crow I don't know what to do anymore. I feel like I'm as low as I can go. I'm homeless, my bed is literally a bunch of sticks. My food basically consists of hanging out in parking lots and eating cheeseburgers and fries that are left unintented. To make it worse, I'm black and people don't really seem to like me for that. Often times I'll be sneaking up on someone's food and they realize what I'm about to do and they run at me and force me to leave…I'm just fucking hungry all the time and they can afford it, but I can't and all I want to do is eat…I've even gone as far as eating dead squirrels on the side of the road. People constantly harass me and the other day a cat wouldn't leave me alone so I had to sit up in a tree all day on a branch and wait for it to leave. I don't know what to do, everyday just feels like a struggle and I just want to be free of my problems. Anyone here ever feel like I do now?

    if it sucks maybe you should change it?
  7. #47
    crow Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby if it sucks maybe you should change it?

    I would if I could, bro. I bet you enjoy not having to use your mouth to hold things like sticks
  8. #48
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by crow I would if I could, bro. I bet you enjoy not having to use your mouth to hold things like dicks

    no, he likes hard objects crammed into his cock socket
  9. #49
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock no, he likes hard objects crammed into his cock socket

    speak for yourself bug chaser
  10. #50
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Jeff Hunter was actually the first man to land on the moon, even before Neil Armstrong or that debatable Russian dude.

    Stop mocking me. He would of only been like 8 or 10 years old. I'm being hella serious about this.
  11. #51
    crow Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby speak for yourself bug chaser

    Yeah, I eat bugs too. Believe it or not it's a part of a healthy diet, though I prefer pieces of fries and shit people leave behind at my local in n out
  12. #52
    Originally posted by crow Yeah, I eat bugs too. Believe it or not it's a part of a healthy diet, though I prefer pieces of fries and shit people leave behind at my local in n out

    Didn't Peter in the Bible eat crickets and honey? or Locust and Honey? I mean.. if Locus raid the shit out of your crop.. instead of pestaciding them.. fucking scoop them fat fuckers up and roast them and sell them at the theater. I heard they taste like popcorn.
  13. #53
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby speak for yourself bug chaser

    that's adorable. you learned a new word now have to use it in every sentence
  14. #54
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind No, he's a crow, CAW CAW.

    Way to ruin the thread, assface.

    Explaining jokes always makes them better. We all know that.
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  15. #55
    crow Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Didn't Peter in the Bible eat crickets and honey? or Locust and Honey? I mean.. if Locus raid the shit out of your crop.. instead of pestaciding them.. fucking scoop them fat fuckers up and roast them and sell them at the theater. I heard they taste like popcorn.

    yeah I don't know about all that, theres some old lady tho that throws out cracked corn on her driveway every morning and me and my homeless friends like to eat it
  16. #56
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Bring back Beige Warlock!

    He's your alt so bring him back.
  17. #57
    I'm sure someone has the password by now! You resurrect him like they did to accounts at totse.
  18. #58
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by RisiR Way to ruin the thread, assface.

    Explaining jokes always makes them better. We all know that.

    I legit didn't realise until I saw that. I think that makes me eligible for disability benefits
  19. #59
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I'm sure someone has the password by now! You resurrect him like they did to accounts at totse.

    According to Darth Beaver here, you are me, and I'm talking to myself.
  20. #60
    Originally posted by aldra I legit didn't realise until I saw that. I think that makes me eligible for disability benefits

    Are you kidding me, nigga? Hahaha... You thought it was a nigger sitting ina tree getting chased by cats. Haha. Oh shit.

    Sorry for ruining this. Looks like you got everyone besides mmQ and me.

    And fucking Obbe who had to ruin everything.
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