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Filling Up a Basket at Walmart And Just Walking the Fuck Out

  1. #21
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe What's LP

    Loli Police.

    Little girls dressed up as cops will come chasing you while saying stuff like: Oi stop, you nonce!
  2. #22
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Solstice Thats why you set a real fire first

    It's why you blow up a car a couple streets over when robbing an art gallery, but i ain't risking arson/terrorism charges for some groceries my dude, lmao.
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  3. #23
    Could also come at night and cut holes in the roof and use a fishing rod to hook items on the floor and reel them up.
  4. #24
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe What's LP

    Loss protection/security
  5. #25
    Bradley Florida Man
    plates would have to be covered, that alone is annoying, they're gonna look for you, for whath? Just make some crackhead do it and throw him 60 bucks for everything, it's a lot safer if you think you're goin to be successful just brute forcing this shit.
  6. #26
    Misterigh Houston
    Originally posted by Sophie Emergency exits aren't alarmed at Walmart? All the stores round these parts have a sensor that trips the fire alarm when an emergency exit opens.

    Yeah but some people don't care. They just do it quickly and run.
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  7. #27
    Originally posted by Sophie Emergency exits aren't alarmed at Walmart? All the stores round these parts have a sensor that trips the fire alarm when an emergency exit opens.

    Just stick a magnet on the sensor.
  8. #28
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Just stick a magnet on the sensor.

    sticking a magnet on it doesnt disable it, it just allows you to open it so it resets. then the alarm goes off again as soon as you start moving. how many times are you gonna reset it before you can escape?
  9. #29
    Those are really easy to disable. You just stick a pocket knife in the crack of the front cover of the alarm box and slide the lock tongue up or down to open the box, then pull either the negative or positive wire from the battery terminals, then close the cover and use the knife to slide the tongue back in place. At this point, the only alarm signal will be on a light panel at the Service Desk, so if the clerk is not paying attention to the red light that starts flashing, you're good to go.
  10. #30
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    jedis
  11. #31
    Blacks do this all the time during peaceful protests.
  12. #32
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Damn we do.. I’m late to the party
  13. #33
    There's actually ten times as many whites getting nailed for shoplifting than blacks.
  14. #34
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Damn we do.. I’m late to the party

    pick me up a 75 inch Sony and I'll pay you 33 cents to the dollar

    (as long as you write me a receipt promising its hella not hot er stuff)
  15. #35
    Sailing out the door with a cart full of unbagged goods is super high risk. LP linger around the exits and will spot it immediately, and staff are trained to spot it. I've seen a few good tricks for it, though, like taking four rolls of carpets from the housewares department and placing them end up in the cart, then "stuffing" the empty center length of the roll with high end merch. That way LP only sees four rolls of carpet going out. I've seen others go to the pillow section and "line" the cart with long pillows and create a kind of shielded box in the middle where the high end merch is placed. If LP isn't looking down into the cart, it looks like just four pillows going out.
  16. #36
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ There's actually ten times as many whites getting nailed for shoplifting than blacks.

    Well of course, blacks are professionals at it and so know all the tricks...white teenage girls don't know shit about how to be proficient at shoplifting.
  17. #37
    CandyRein Black Hole
    I’m a professional shop lifter?!
  18. #38
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Didn't read because all info needed was in the OP but 100% you should do this. When I go to wal mart and use self checkout I usually steal a small item or two just for the sake of doing so. I offset and karmic retribution by donating to charities at the same checkout. Basically if you have a problem with stealing from Walmart like POLERETARD you are a dumbfuck cuck. There Is absolutely nothing wrong with it and everyone should do it
  19. #39
    CandyRein Black Hole
    I just got caught shop lifting!
    Dammit I thought I was a professional!
  20. #40
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready pick me up a 75 inch Sony and I'll pay you 33 cents to the dollar

    (as long as you write me a receipt promising its hella not hot er stuff)

    I think Spectral just pulled me in the back for questioning...don’t look like imma be able to do it
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