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just got out of the emergency room
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2021-05-02 at 4:46 PM UTCi speak 1 1/2 languages. Milwaukee Public School 4 years of honors german taught me very little although I regularly watch Findet Nemo
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2021-05-02 at 5:10 PM UTChe prolly speak like 3 mandarin english and khmai
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2021-05-03 at 9:47 PM UTCSophia is so desperate
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2025-01-06 at 12:36 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby I have having a rough day because I hear voice, in fact I am right now, but yesterday they were really bothering me basically all day to the point where it was really bad, I was doing some really bizarre stuff. I was like fuck this because the stuff I was being told was really evil.
I was like fuck this I need a brew and went to the store and saw my neighbor and ent up hanging with him and told him what was going on and he said its all good man, I understand what you're going through and we talked about it for awhile and watched a documentry and he wanted to go by cigs but I refused to get in his car and said man lets just walk, its techinically larceny if I get in your car with the circumstances and I was like the voices are telling me I'm in trouble and need to put my arms in the air take off my shoes but I don't want to but you just go to walgreens and we'll chill when you get back and maybe this will all be solved. He comes back like 15 minutes later and I have my pants off just in boxer briefs and my tank top. And he was like what the fuck you have got to be fucking with me now, this isn't fucking funny. And I said "Hey lady shut up" and he said "Don't call me a lady" and I said I wasn't talking to you I was talking to this lady that wont shut up so I can hear you"
he fucking instantly got mad and slugged me really hard in the arm.. i mean it didn't hurt, I'm sore today and I was like back the fuck off don't touch me again and he started walking away almost with like tears in his eyes and turned around and through a budweiser at me that I refused to drink because its open container, despite me drinking in public all the time. I dodged it pretty well.
But anyways he walked off looking like he was about to cry and I felt bad but I'm in some kind of trouble and the voice told me to now take off the shirt, and take off the underwear. And I was like dawg.. I can't do that, thats illegal.. and 45th is a busy street even this late at night.. and he said well then we're going to come shoot you, we can see you but you can't see us..
and so I did it, standing skinny butt naked with my hands in the air.. and I saw two coppers in svus' and they didn't even see me because I was trying to be modest by standing behind a car away from the street but I turned at the waist and wavved my hands and turned back.. just stand there with two coppers and there head lights on my ass with my hands in the air.
One of the coppers was hott af.. the other was just a fag. And they were like whats going on here… and I told them I hear voices and have had a rough day and was told to do this or ill be shot for being crazy.
And explaining it ass naked. And she eventually was like sir you can put your clothes on.. and I said If I do.. you promise not to kill me.. and I had to explain to them that I have bipolar and hear voices but I'm cool now so thanks fuys..
and she was like weeeeeel its fine, you're not in trouble for this but I technically have to take you to the hospital.. you have options you can go voluntarily.. or I can take you in cuffs. so I went with out the cuffs.
All I did was go to sleep and the doctor woke me up to interview me and I was completely normal but he have some questions about the nudity in public part.. but he was like youre cool you can go and they gave me a voucher for a taxi home
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2025-01-06 at 12:42 AM UTCWe miss you, kroz!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2025-01-06 at 12:47 AM UTCsomeone find the glass ass one
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2025-01-06 at 12:49 AM UTCgonna put Bill Krozby voice through an AI to retell these stories it will be epic totse content !!!
Originally posted by Bill Krozby I fell thru a glass table while seeing a chicken, she gave me adderall and whisky and i blu my butt out on her glass drangon table. she cried while i was laying on her wooden floor while she was saying "DOUG YOU HAVE TO GO TO A HOSPITAL" and i just kept saying give me a few minutes and I'll leave. ent up going to seton center on her motorcycle and banged her in the morning with glassy chards coming out of my ass while i was bouncing
got off for work for 2 days over it. I felt if i was to squat my stitches would of popped out.
I also got out of work a couple weeks ago because I got into an accident and got stitches on my eye.
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2025-01-06 at 12:49 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby I quit my job this morning, went in super drunk and fucked off and ent up leaving. Met up with this gutter punk slut at the bus stop and we smoked some bud. She's pretty hott but kinda smelled bad. We walked around the neighborhood and I walked her to where she lives under an underpass with her old man "literally an old man" and the old man was kinda frothy and started calling her a bitch and what not whatever.. I wouldn't want to live with that dude. Basically trolled the guy until he told us to both leave. I stayed up all night and decided to go to mitt romneys plasma center in my hood because I really need money until I start my new job monday. I stuck out like a sore thumb because I was the only person there that wasn't black / a cholo and I was wearing short shorts instead fubu or pink sweat pants that says "PORK" on the rear.
I hate needles despite using them a lot but they use really big needles and its in you for like 40 minutes.. They interviewed me and asked me a bunch of weird questions like if I have sex men and if I've ever accepted money or drugs in exchange for sex and the lady that was interviewing me had to document my tattoos and she asked what one of them was and I said a triangle and she asked me how to spell triangle… and then she asked me about another tattoo and I told her its an ape.. and she asked me how do you spell ape..
kinda gross. But anyways they gave me a physical, I was luckily wearing my calvin klien micro fiber briefs that show off my sweet ass and package because the doctor was fucking hott as fuck and called me sweety. I was really blushing the entire time but she was going over my medical records and mentioned how I have prostitis. (I have an enlarged prostate and it gives me problems for the last few years) and that she will have to do a prostate exam. I faked a false outrage, I was like "ahhhh man, are you really serious?!.."
And she was like Mr. Monks its important that you specifically get one at least every 9 months so we will know if its something more insidious. (I have to go to austin urology and have seen several doctors because it is a legit problem) But sure I was faking an outrage but in my head I was like "YES YES YES YES FUCK YES!!"
She went to go get Bacteriostatic lubercating jelly and she came back in and told me to pull down my underwear, at this point I was to lose it really hard. she was fucking hott. I always come across sexy nurses, doctors, and detectives.. why? And I was thinking to myself holy shit this about to happen. And she said I promise I'll be quick sweety and I said under my breath, "my body is ready.." and she said "excuse me?" and I said "do whut?" and then I said "oh nothing"
She throttled me real well.. I'm pretty sure I made a jeeeeert sound somewhere in the entire thing, I was exhausted and even broke a sweat, she told me she thinks I'm fine but its definitely enlarged. It felt so fucking good I completely ignored the faggot med student that was there smiling watching.
Anyways they I gave my plasma which helps save lives, And they confirmed that I don't have hiv, the syph or anything else so they gave me 60 bucks and when I was leaving I got to spin a wheel like on the game shows and I got an extra 10 bucks (lol what kinda crack head shit is this?)
But yeah after that I went to burger tx for a burger and above burger tx is barflys my favorite place to drink and had a few shots and I talked to my favorite drummer, the gont from ringo deathstarr. But yeah I haven't had any attention from a woman in about three weeks but this doctor rocked my world and my booty. I would do it again I had an instant crush on her. It felt so fucking good, the only thing that could of made it better is if I crammed tek up my asshole before going in, but I didn't know I was gonna have a prostate exam…
