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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    my back hurts, my feet stink and I don't love jebus
  2. G African Astronaut
    Rare Wed. binge has me rising to a severely compromised beard trim lol. I go to tweak shit whilest bent & sometimes it goes awry. Also apparently destroyed my trimmer which are discontinued cult classics going for big dollars on eBay.

    Luckily I'm part Yeti so my beard should be back lush by 3 pm EST lol.
  3. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Aww, I forgot how good it was to be so loved. Thanks DownToEat

    Lol. Iโ€™m upset
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    I can hear the machines begin to leak and bilge in my presence
    I can hear the beating of her heart
    she is like a small, delicious slug
    I need only close my hand to possess her

    Hi honey, I'm home!
  5. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Aww, I forgot how good it was to be so loved. Thanks DownToEat

    LOL DOWN TO EAT

    I know someone that would be down to eat.. her ass
  6. G African Astronaut


  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hair Gecko
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t New? I don't even have an old one there

    Do you have a butterfly tat near your naughty parts?
  9. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Originally posted by Ghost LOL DOWN TO EAT

    I know someone that would be down to eat.. her ass

    I'm sure there are plenty out there, and on here.
  10. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Do you have a butterfly tat near your naughty parts?

    No. I don't have a butterfly tattoo anywhere
  11. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. If they were so lucky. Post urs...oh wait :/
  12. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    I keep telling people I lost it in a poker game. Keep up, buttercup
  13. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Right. No one cared cuz u pass it around like dessert โ€œbutter cupโ€ ya dumb
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Clam up ladies. all the stars are here!
  15. frala Avant garde shartist
    I still have trouble reading dessert and desert. I am so stupid.
  16. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Yeah, all my classless photos were shameful ... not like 250+ lbs and using 20 year old photos kind of shame, but still still shame
  17. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. I know my presence hurts u.

    250+ from 20 years ago?๐Ÿ˜‚ No one will ever know the difference...
  18. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    hiladont
  19. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Your presence hurts? Only if you were to ever leave, would I be hurt. I like knowing there is one constant in my life. I can jump on here for a few days every couple months and you'll be here for me. I dunno what I would do if that weren't the case. Maybe be like Meltdown Matt
  20. DontTellEm Black Hole
    My photos from 20 years ago bringing ppl to their knees ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜œ
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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