2021-04-29 at 11:17 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
my back hurts, my feet stink and I don't love jebus
2021-04-29 at 5:15 PM UTC
Rare Wed. binge has me rising to a severely compromised beard trim lol. I go to tweak shit whilest bent & sometimes it goes awry. Also apparently destroyed my trimmer which are discontinued cult classics going for big dollars on eBay.
Luckily I'm part Yeti so my beard should be back lush by 3 pm EST lol.
2021-04-29 at 8:12 PM UTC
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2021-04-29 at 11:01 PM UTC
Lol. If they were so lucky. Post urs...oh wait :/
2021-04-29 at 11:02 PM UTC
tr1pl3_thr3@t
African Astronaut
[your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
I keep telling people I lost it in a poker game. Keep up, buttercup
2021-04-29 at 11:08 PM UTC
Right. No one cared cuz u pass it around like dessert โbutter cupโ ya dumb
2021-04-29 at 11:09 PM UTC
Clam up ladies. all the stars are here!
2021-04-29 at 11:40 PM UTC
I still have trouble reading dessert and desert. I am so stupid.
2021-04-29 at 11:44 PM UTC
tr1pl3_thr3@t
African Astronaut
[your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
Yeah, all my classless photos were shameful ... not like 250+ lbs and using 20 year old photos kind of shame, but still still shame
2021-04-29 at 11:50 PM UTC
Lol. I know my presence hurts u.
250+ from 20 years ago?๐ No one will ever know the difference...
2021-04-30 at 12:12 AM UTC
tr1pl3_thr3@t
African Astronaut
[your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
Your presence hurts? Only if you were to ever leave, would I be hurt. I like knowing there is one constant in my life. I can jump on here for a few days every couple months and you'll be here for me. I dunno what I would do if that weren't the case. Maybe be like Meltdown Matt
2021-04-30 at 12:12 AM UTC
My photos from 20 years ago bringing ppl to their knees ๐๐
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