Mom found my meth pipe, foil, straws

1. 2017-03-29 at 8:30 AM UTC

   #21
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by HampTheToker How old are you? And, why don't you just move out?

   
   someone needed to say this
2. 2017-03-29 at 8:35 AM UTC

   #22
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   fucking lol@ this turning into an Aladdin thread
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3. 2017-03-29 at 8:42 AM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If I had to pick a Disney character to fuck it would definitely be Jasmine
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4. 2017-03-29 at 11:39 AM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   zommy and zaddy
   
   Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
   
   Post last edited by crabbypenguin at 2017-03-29T11:48:16.862352+00:00
5. 2017-03-29 at 11:46 AM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   atleast you dont have to fistfight your parents over yogi kava tea
6. 2017-03-29 at 11:53 AM UTC

   #26
   

   HampTheToker African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher If I had to pick a Disney character to fuck it would definitely be Jasmine

   
   I grew up with a girl that looks like Jasmine. She's even half middle eastern. Unfortunately, she was way out of my league. I probably could have worked with it anyway, but we didn't really spend enough time together for me to play the long game.
7. 2017-03-29 at 11:55 AM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Semiazas I always though if they just let me be, I'd have time to focus on other shit other than worrying about if everything was hidden.

   
   Just mongolroy things
   
   

   Originally posted by crabbypenguin atleast you dont have to fistfight your parents over yogi kava tea

   
   That is the ultimate. Kill them all
8. 2017-03-29 at 11:56 AM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by HampTheToker >half middle eastern
   >out of my league

   
   lol what is this shillage
9. 2017-03-29 at 11:59 AM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Okay my mom left for work I can do a line of tech now
10. 2017-03-29 at 12:07 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    zongo
    
    
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11. 2017-03-29 at 12:51 PM UTC

    #31
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    I hate not having any privacy, it sucks always having to worry if someone’s going to walk in on you. I used to share a room and I would stay up all night so I could get some time alone.
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12. 2017-03-29 at 12:56 PM UTC

    #32
    

    HampTheToker African Astronaut

    Originally posted by crabbypenguin lol what is this shillage

    
    Her dad is from UAE. Her mom is American. Our moms are besties. They grew up together.
    
    Chick was insanely hot. Still is even after three kids, honestly. Her sister is fine as hell, too.
13. 2017-03-29 at 12:58 PM UTC

    #33
    

    HampTheToker African Astronaut

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump zongo

    
    Zo, zow old is zur freeloadin' ass, and why don't you move zout?
    
    Answer the question, puzzy.
14. 2017-03-29 at 1:13 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by blackbird I hate not having any privacy, it sucks always having to worry if someone’s going to walk in on you. I used to share a room and I would stay up all night so I could get some time alone.

    
    Its never enough
15. 2017-03-29 at 3:12 PM UTC

    #35
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Sophie I pity the fool who doesn't have his own house. Come to holland fam, you can crash on my couch and we'll do amphetamine paste for days. It's cheap as fuck, i'll even buy you some.

    
    your into boys aswell ??
16. 2017-03-29 at 4:29 PM UTC

    #36
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    rent a motel room for a night or two.
17. 2017-03-29 at 5:30 PM UTC

    #37
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    omg u hav the same monitor as me
18. 2017-03-29 at 5:30 PM UTC

    #38
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    eceot i smashed mine
19. 2017-03-29 at 5:35 PM UTC

    #39
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    M O N G O L R H O M B U S
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20. 2017-03-29 at 6:11 PM UTC

    #40
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by bling bling eceot i smashed mine

    
    in all seriousness, does being as fucktarded as you are cause actual physical discomfort, or even pain? I've asked several other niggers but due to their lack of comprehension of anything more advanced than poop-eat-fuck-sleep the answers are always less than satisfactory.