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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Doing push ups earlire, i realized w should've called this Niggasin.Shape

    But what do i know
  2. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Mine is a Doom style knife party. Music theme and all

  3. Bradley Florida Man
    my mom said to be weary of grown men who watch cartoons or play with childrens toys
  4. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Ask her how she feels about Grown Men smoking pot and nursing a Tall boy of Coors just now. Out in the guess parking because his Ol Lady acts like an OLD LADY and wont let me get up at night to get a glass of water.
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    dude fuck that bitch
  6. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Bradley dude fuck that bitch

    Donttalk about your Mom like that. the hell is wrong with you
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    I haven't worked out in like four days, my body kinda hurts and it's been raining and the dirnking isn't helping. I've been putting off walking to get alcohol all day and now it's 730 and i think i am gonna just suffer out the 90 minutes till they stop selling it and not dirnk today.

    Having 1 day sober it's a lot easier to get 2 in and then i had like 40 days twice so far this year.

    when i get drunk i don't work out
  8. CandyRein Black Hole


    Gonna do 30 min on the elliptical
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Gonna do 45 min on this twink.
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Doing 9 Sets of Push ups, 3 sets of squats, 3 sets of back extensions, 3 sets of calf raises, large bong hit, then 20 minutes of Vinyasa yoga, then i am going to do the fattest dab i can, followed by vigorous masturbation, and a shower, then a protein powder shake. Will post a picture of me (it's not great, but im working on it)
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
  12. Bradley Florida Man
  13. Did you do those 45 minutes on twink?
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  14. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley

    Wut?
  15. What do the three triangles mean?
  16. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Bradley

    Looks like Bum Fight Champion

    Also whats up with the tricor symbol?

  17. Bradley Florida Man
    So i went to scale myself this morning and figured i'd be like 168lb because i have a lot less belly fat. I'm up to 177lb but my pants are fitting a lot more loosely. Didn't really have anything healthy to eat, so i ate a can of sardines, oatmeal, peanut butter, and half a scoop of protein powder.

    TOday i think i'mma walk 7 miles to the lake shore and back. Might go to walmart instead and buy a large sub sandwich and BANG energy drinks
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    quickmixready you are one to talk shit in a fitness thread, holy fuck, you are the fattest motherfucker currently on this site, and weigh a wopping 320 pounds while looking like a pedophilic santa claus with bitch tits.

    Fuck outta here with your deep fried southern fat ass.

    I bet your ass cheeks are like 16 inches long between two humungous white pimply breasts that cradle your small ball and cock between your enormous belly when you sit on the internet. Just festering in stink, dead skin, and pimples from years of hot boxing inbetween your ass titties and your saggy beer belly.

    Diabetic ass nigger.
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    And this is what i fuckin look like. I'd move out to the desert too if i looked like you did.



    And ya i do kinda look like rasputin if he had a drug conviction so what! People love magic!



    And my tattoos are a very ancient symbol for Go fuck yourself.
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