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  1. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Bradley And this is what i fuckin look like. I'd move out to the desert too if i looked like you did.



    And ya i do kinda look like rasputin if he had a drug conviction so what! People love magic!



    And my tattoos are a very ancient symbol for Go fuck yourself.

    get hair follicals yanked from the back of your neck and onto the hairline up front. takes like 10 sessions. youll have real hair. your own. full set. will make you look 10 years younget.
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm like 200lb. Have a broad farmers build so I look like I can kick people's ass. I don't work out but one of my businesses is a trade and people are lazy and unreliable so I do the physical component of the work too much. Secretly how hard I have been on myself over these years causes me excruciating pain, soreness and fatigue but my ADD makes me seem like I have more energy than I really do

    Basically I look like I'm holding it together but I'm certainly headed to an early grave. I dare a nigga to try any quicker than I'm planning for myself
  3. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm like 200lb. Have a broad farmers build so I look like I can kick people's ass. I don't work out but one of my businesses is a trade and people are lazy and unreliable so I do the physical component of the work too much. Secretly how hard I have been on myself over these years causes me excruciating pain, soreness and fatigue but my ADD makes me seem like I have more energy than I really do

    Basically I look like I'm holding it together but I'm certainly headed to an early grave. I dare a nigga to try any quicker than I'm planning for myself

    No no. Dont one foot onto that Bus. wait around. it's going to get more interesting in the world Im sure.
    end of the world shit. If it was certain to come, I would sit on a hill, smoke some Ez weed and throw back a few cold ones and a bottle of a backup plan. course that's how they say women off themselves. but its not suicide. its just preventing the pain of Armagheddon.

    a fukital.
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  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready No no. Dont one foot onto that Bus. wait around. it's going to get more interesting in the world Im sure.
    end of the world shit. If it was certain to come, I would sit on a hill, smoke some Ez weed and throw back a few cold ones and a bottle of a backup plan. course that's how they say women off themselves. but its not suicide. its just preventing the pain of Armagheddon.

    a fukital.

    I appreciate your concern but I was merely alluding to the slow gradual decline of my health. My designs on my own mortality are simply either the speeding up or slowing down of my body's decline based on my lifestyle and the things I choose to put into my body.

    I look younger than I am and feel much older.

    I was eating cheetos and drinking iced tea as I typed this. I'm gonna live forever like Ass Dan. I know you get that reference
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  5. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Sudo I appreciate your concern but I was merely alluding to the slow gradual decline of my health. My designs on my own mortality are simply either the speeding up or slowing down of my body's decline based on my lifestyle and the things I choose to put into my body.

    I look younger than I am and feel much older.

    I was eating cheetos and drinking iced tea as I typed this. I'm gonna live forever like Ass Dan. I know you get that reference

    is he a comix book person? adult comics
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    got rid of my beaerd and I look really sexy again folks

    i wanan get a hair cut this week and look heella stylin

    how much is hair treatmeents quick dicks ready
  7. You looked better with the beard.

    I lost 90 lb i win the contest
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Sex is a workout..I workeded out
  9. I also make the sex

    wih women

    a lot
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  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Pics of you makin the sex or it didn’t happen

    Polaroids only
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  11. I didmt get a signed consent form they were too horny for my oenis n they couldnt wait for me to do it
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    i ilike too help others leearn yoga and also stretch them out.
  13. TOOT IT SCOOT IT HOWIEDOIT FAM EEEeeeeeEEEEEEE
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  14. fr tho where the chat im gettin drink listening to cou try music
  15. i wanted to go to the bar but i dont have friends
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    i don't go to bars because i don't like the cops

    missed out on a bunch of stuff, i alsoo hate parties and consider moree than 3 or 4 people to be a lot (unless it's a gangbang)
  17. Idk i wasa stay at home junkie for so long now i feel like i need to make up for lost time. I want to be around people

    im a huge fag

    (no offense)
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    does anynoe in a bar havee friends bro? I thooughts they go to bars because they're UNLIKEABLE

    ok u convinced me
  19. I even texted the single mom who wants my dick but she was doing her community college homework n didnt sound like she wanted to deive me around to bars n get felt up on. Shes really dumb as fuck n was asking me gay shit like my zodiac sign but im all manic right now n wanna get stupid n slip my hand down someknes pants
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  20. Bradley Florida Man
    https://twoseven.xyz/QlTWtZ4KGL


    don't be lazy in your traphouse, u need to exercise more than ur lungs and hands.



    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Idk i wasa stay at home junkie for so long now i feel like i need to make up for lost time. I want to be around people

    im a huge fag

    (no offense)

    sounds like u need to come to my online hang out spot asap

    https://twoseven.xyz/QlTWtZ4KGL
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