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Best way to stash cash
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2021-03-18 at 4:53 PM UTCRoll the bills into tiny balls and stuff them into empty silica packs in the bottom of a trunk.
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2021-03-18 at 4:56 PM UTC
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2021-04-09 at 1:01 PM UTC
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2021-04-09 at 10:57 PM UTCedited for privacy
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2021-04-10 at 12 AM UTCHi OP,
I have worked extensively in this field and have many wonderful things to share with you. All of these things were described to me by a sweet potato and I was very confused, this was his story,
"Yo look so your gonna need the following items
Salt (about 7g, table salt, make sure it's like powder salt and not all bricked!~!~!~ out)
zip lock bag (gallon size) four of them
Coffee can (plastic)
Vaseline (pull it out your mommas ass, that's the good shit)
Baby Oil.
SO we're gonna take the money, OK, we're gonna take the salt OK, wrap the salt in a coffee enhancement, put a bread tie at the top (The salt absorbs mooisture) first ziplock, the parachut of salt, , take vaseline and rub it all over the outside of the bag, rub it real good, you want it creampie like a pie, not miss a spot, another bag, slicken the outside with baby oil, another bag, more salt, another bag, grease it up, lay it in there and when you lay it in the bag don't leav ea hollow spot, that's so easy to find, fill it with locally available earth.
Use a GPS coordinates to remember where it's buried. DOn't fuck this up, double check your saves, and double save the location.
Drop the can between 2-3 feet down. "shoving" from freezing of ground water and shoving either through the can will break. This doesn't happen past 3 feet deep.
So please don't make me into french fries."
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2021-04-10 at 12:08 AM UTCRunescape gold
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2021-04-10 at 12:09 AM UTCSolstice, wanna see who has more cash on hand, or work?
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2021-04-10 at 12:12 AM UTC
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2021-04-10 at 12:44 AM UTCAt least turn the cash into gold or silver bullion before burying it.
US Dollar inflation is going to be at least 10% a year for the next 10 years.
This applies to all you assholes who have US dollars in the bank as well.
Cop on you fucking assholes. -
2021-04-10 at 12:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump At least turn the cash into gold or silver bullion before burying it.
US Dollar inflation is going to be at least 10% a year for the next 10 years.
This applies to all you assholes who have US dollars in the bank as well.
Cop on you fucking assholes.
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2021-04-10 at 2:37 AM UTC
Originally posted by cigreting I was thinking of putting the cash in a vacuum sealed plastic bag or bags and then into a pvc pipe sealed on both ends then burying it in the ground somewhere. Anything I am missing here?
You die, someone in 40 years finds it and is like ¨Awww.. it´s American Greenbacks. Too bad its worthless now. Petro Dollar plummeted¨ -
2021-04-10 at 2:51 AM UTC
Originally posted by Ghost my freezer, just send it to me i'll keep it on ice for you under the bag of peas
First place theives look is Freezers. No lie. I watched a show on the crime network of where not to hide money. Freezer in frozen foods, under or inside the matress, pillows, picture albums including the covers (people peel back and place large denomination bills of thousand or higher bills inside), Attic under fiberglass insulation rolls or in (though if you go deep enough in, that might work), inside a wall pocket you cut out, inside Paintings, Inside the vault behind the painting, taped to the Water heater in the insulation with silver duct tape, on top side of ceiling rafters in garage or attic, under the floorboards of the crawl space (Luigi be finding shit), placing in water tight sealed vacuum bags and a pvc pipe with endcaps then shoved in the sewer tapout outside the house. really. put it in the bank or put it in a bankś safety deposit box except dont withdrawl money and then ask to go to your safe deposit box each time you get money. I guess its not legal in some countries. USA might be one. also the people at the bank may never steal money but they can allow a friend who is a key locksmith to come in on one skeleton crew shift and let the fucker make the second key to the box to steal money out. You cant claim money out of a safe deposit box Im told. lol. good way to fuck people over.
Dont bring your phone with you, Find a large state park. do what you stated and bring a very reliable GPS with you, mark the GPS with some red or yellow flag. walk a mile, back to your car, drop the GPS in a foil pouch. go back to the spot you flagged. Remove flags (write down the coordenance first..duh) and bury your fucking money in several areas of a park, in an area you know no one would just come along and find. Make sure you place large rocks over the stache, place coffee grounds inside and all over the fucking place so no dog will start digging. Dont eat food prior. wear brand new gloves when digging so a dog wont smell food. make sure you do it at night. Maybe go camping at a camp ground and do it there so No one will fucking know shit moonless night. bring a Infrared camera and tape over its own Infrared lights and use it to make sure no one is watching you because they will light up super bright (as in make sure no infrared light is on you. flir if you can afford it), and then bury your fucking GPS location. make sure you have it down to fractions of coord. and maybe draw a tree or take a photo with people standing in front of it with any natural rock formation as an extra backup in case you lose coords.
place the photo of the family in a family album in the safe depost box. You now have made the safest spot ever for your money to hide.
tl:dr Thats your fault. This is the best tip evererrThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-04-10 at 3:01 AM UTC
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2021-04-10 at 3:02 AM UTC
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2021-04-10 at 3:05 AM UTCInvest in hard liquor to keep your assets liquidThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-04-10 at 5:34 AM UTC
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2021-04-10 at 5:39 AM UTCput it in a satelite and press a button when u want it to drop the hatch, be careful tho because if you drop the hatch at the wrong time it will go to mexico LOL
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2021-04-10 at 5:51 AM UTC
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2021-04-10 at 6 AM UTC
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready First place theives look is Freezers. No lie. I watched a show on the crime network of where not to hide money. Freezer in frozen foods, under or inside the matress, pillows, picture albums including the covers (people peel back and place large denomination bills of thousand or higher bills inside), Attic under fiberglass insulation rolls or in (though if you go deep enough in, that might work), inside a wall pocket you cut out, inside Paintings, Inside the vault behind the painting, taped to the Water heater in the insulation with silver duct tape, on top side of ceiling rafters in garage or attic, under the floorboards of the crawl space (Luigi be finding shit), placing in water tight sealed vacuum bags and a pvc pipe with endcaps then shoved in the sewer tapout outside the house. really. put it in the bank or put it in a bankś safety deposit box except dont withdrawl money and then ask to go to your safe deposit box each time you get money. I guess its not legal in some countries. USA might be one. also the people at the bank may never steal money but they can allow a friend who is a key locksmith to come in on one skeleton crew shift and let the fucker make the second key to the box to steal money out. You cant claim money out of a safe deposit box Im told. lol. good way to fuck people over.
Dont bring your phone with you, Find a large state park. do what you stated and bring a very reliable GPS with you, mark the GPS with some red or yellow flag. walk a mile, back to your car, drop the GPS in a foil pouch. go back to the spot you flagged. Remove flags (write down the coordenance first..duh) and bury your fucking money in several areas of a park, in an area you know no one would just come along and find. Make sure you place large rocks over the stache, place coffee grounds inside and all over the fucking place so no dog will start digging. Dont eat food prior. wear brand new gloves when digging so a dog wont smell food. make sure you do it at night. Maybe go camping at a camp ground and do it there so No one will fucking know shit moonless night. bring a Infrared camera and tape over its own Infrared lights and use it to make sure no one is watching you because they will light up super bright (as in make sure no infrared light is on you. flir if you can afford it), and then bury your fucking GPS location. make sure you have it down to fractions of coord. and maybe draw a tree or take a photo with people standing in front of it with any natural rock formation as an extra backup in case you lose coords.
place the photo of the family in a family album in the safe depost box. You now have made the safest spot ever for your money to hide.
tl:dr Thats your fault. This is the best tip evererr
Don't forget to put an X to mark the spot -
2021-04-10 at 6:01 AM UTCI'll hold it for you op
