2021-03-16 at 5:02 PM UTC
I was thinking of putting the cash in a vacuum sealed plastic bag or bags and then into a pvc pipe sealed on both ends then burying it in the ground somewhere. Anything I am missing here?
2021-03-16 at 5:05 PM UTC
Fucking dumbass why do you even need to ask.
2021-03-16 at 5:06 PM UTC
Make a treasure hunt out of your stash. Give us clues as to where you buried it and we can all search for it.
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2021-03-16 at 5:08 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
u put eet in ur grampsmas ass 4 safe keepin
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2021-03-16 at 5:14 PM UTC
sounds like you got it figured out, but why cash? crypto is hidden by default and less of a PITA to deploy. only thing you should be stashing is drugs because only an idiot keeps that at home.
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I'll think of a good place for you opey
2021-03-16 at 6:08 PM UTC
my freezer, just send it to me i'll keep it on ice for you under the bag of peas
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2021-03-16 at 7:05 PM UTC
anyone got any decent ideas. I dont want my cash in the bank anymore. Fuckin j e w s lend out my cash and give me dogshit interest. This way if i apply for any governmental assistance i can claim im a poor african
2021-03-16 at 7:50 PM UTC
Make a library with 500 books in it, then place a $100 bill between every 20th page of every book on the shelf. Even if the thief finds it, it will take him hours and hours to remove all the bills.
2021-03-16 at 8:56 PM UTC
Buy gold, cast into into a bust of Past and Future President Donald Trump. Spray paint it pink and put a mop head on it's bonce. Display it with pride in your drawing room.
Job Done.
2021-03-16 at 9:23 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Toss a couple of silica gel packs in the pvc pipe and seal it up.
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2021-03-17 at 1:37 AM UTC
Photocopy and make 30 bundles of counterfeit $100 bills and leave them in the top drawer of your dresser. Tape the real money to the bottom of the same drawer.
