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Best way to stash cash

  1. #1
    cigreting Dark Matter
    I was thinking of putting the cash in a vacuum sealed plastic bag or bags and then into a pvc pipe sealed on both ends then burying it in the ground somewhere. Anything I am missing here?
  2. #2
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Fucking dumbass why do you even need to ask.
  3. #3
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Make a treasure hunt out of your stash. Give us clues as to where you buried it and we can all search for it.
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  4. #4
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    u put eet in ur grampsmas ass 4 safe keepin
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  5. #5
    Kev Space Nigga
    sounds like you got it figured out, but why cash? crypto is hidden by default and less of a PITA to deploy. only thing you should be stashing is drugs because only an idiot keeps that at home.
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  6. #6
    Ghost Black Hole
    put it in the freezer
  7. #7
    I'll think of a good place for you opey
  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    my freezer, just send it to me i'll keep it on ice for you under the bag of peas

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  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Opie is a retard
  10. #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Grylls u put eet in ur grampsmas ass 4 safe keepin

    You're a faggot
  11. #11
    Up your poop chute.
  12. #12
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Fucking dumbass why do you even need to ask.

    Because he's needy for attention like you dumbass
  13. #13
    cigreting Dark Matter
    anyone got any decent ideas. I dont want my cash in the bank anymore. Fuckin j e w s lend out my cash and give me dogshit interest. This way if i apply for any governmental assistance i can claim im a poor african
  14. #14
    WellHung Black Hole
    in a shoebox
  15. #15
    Make a library with 500 books in it, then place a $100 bill between every 20th page of every book on the shelf. Even if the thief finds it, it will take him hours and hours to remove all the bills.
  16. #16
    Buy gold, cast into into a bust of Past and Future President Donald Trump. Spray paint it pink and put a mop head on it's bonce. Display it with pride in your drawing room.

    Job Done.
  17. #17
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Toss a couple of silica gel packs in the pvc pipe and seal it up.
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  18. #18
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    EDF
  19. #19
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Toss a couple of silica gel packs in the pvc pipe and seal it up.

    That is actually a good point. How often do you think i would need to dig it up to make sure it doesnt start to mold?
  20. #20
    Photocopy and make 30 bundles of counterfeit $100 bills and leave them in the top drawer of your dresser. Tape the real money to the bottom of the same drawer.
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