Unusual places to steal money

1. 2017-03-28 at 2:14 PM UTC

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   BonnieP Yung Blood
   For a novel I am writing I am looking for unusual places where you could easily steal 30-300$ cash at a time.
   With unusual I mean places that don’t come to your mind immediately when you think about stealing money. So no pickpocketing, no car hopping etc., there is already tons of information about it on the Internet.
   
   The risk should be relatively low and it should take place in real life, so no bank robbery or any other kind of heist and no cyber crime.
   
   I am sure there are many opportunities out there every day that are easily overlooked.
   
   I am not really creative when it comes to crime, but maybe we can get a discussion going.
2. 2017-03-28 at 2:34 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Steal from your employer.
3. 2017-03-28 at 2:44 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Inside plunger handles
4. 2017-03-28 at 2:50 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by BonnieP For a novel I am writing I am looking for unusual places where you could easily steal 30-300$ cash at a time.
   With unusual I mean places that don’t come to your mind immediately when you think about stealing money. So no pickpocketing, no car hopping etc., there is already tons of information about it on the Internet.
   
   The risk should be relatively low and it should take place in real life, so no bank robbery or any other kind of heist and no cyber crime.
   
   I am sure there are many opportunities out there every day that are easily overlooked.
   
   I am not really creative when it comes to crime, but maybe we can get a discussion going.

   
   so you thought you'd write a crime novel. good luck with that.
5. 2017-03-28 at 3:01 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist so you thought you'd write a crime novel. good luck with that.

   
   This is clearly OP's version of SWIM
6. 2017-03-28 at 3:03 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   a convent. the main character could sneak in dressed as a nun, roofie the dinner then rape all the nuns before making off with the charity collection box.
7. 2017-03-28 at 3:45 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Inside plunger handles

   
   You were supposed to keep that gem a secret!
8. 2017-03-28 at 3:53 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   look in water fountinas i herd kidz throw coin in there
9. 2017-04-08 at 2:12 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   steal from yourself skip work.
10. 2017-04-08 at 2:15 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by spacepantz steal from yourself skip work.

    
    he'd have to have a job first
11. 2017-04-08 at 2:16 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    At the ATM. Just sit in a car near an ATM at night and when someone goes to make a withdrawel you walk up to them and sucker punch them or put a gun in their face and say SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKER. Or something, i personally prefer cyber crime tbh.
12. 2017-04-08 at 4:26 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ^That, do it away from the ATM too. Just walk up behind someone, put a knife to their throat and demand their wallet. Pulling them into a dark alley and having some follow through with the knife is recommended, but not required.
13. 2017-04-08 at 11:25 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Dargo ^That, do it away from the ATM too. Just walk up behind someone, put a knife to their throat and demand their wallet. Pulling them into a dark alley and having some follow through with the knife is recommended, but not required.

    
    I recommend you commit murder. It's just better for everyone involved. Victim included.
14. 2017-04-10 at 11:42 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Steal from your employer.

    
    Welcome to Cajun Cafe! How can I help ya?
    
    "yehh lemme get a large gumbo and a medium drink"
    
    Okay sir that'll be $9.71, and we only take cash.
    
    "Well it says right there.. I got credit.."
    
    Hit the ATM, nigga.
15. 2017-04-10 at 2:07 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sell your ass, then steal from your Johns
16. 2017-04-10 at 2:08 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Empty the synagogue tray into your pocket. Pinch pennies from the jedis.
17. 2017-04-10 at 2:10 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Rape and rob elizaTenning
18. 2017-04-10 at 2:11 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Steal copper wiring from construction sites
19. 2017-04-10 at 2:12 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Pretend to be the IRS and audit Lanny
20. 2017-04-10 at 2:13 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Enroll in vocational training programme and become a tradesman, then assrape your clients on hidden costs