blew off jury duty

1. 2017-03-28 at 6:36 AM UTC

   #41
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   one trick pony
2. 2017-03-28 at 6:37 AM UTC

   #42
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   
   
   GP is a true patriot and he's doing the right thing, and god is on his side.
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3. 2017-03-28 at 6:40 AM UTC

   #43
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Discount Whore one trick pony

   
   your butter faced wife is a one trick pony
4. 2017-03-28 at 6:48 AM UTC

   #44
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
5. 2017-03-28 at 7:11 AM UTC

   #45
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby i don't find being called a rapist and my pi being put out constantly funny, maybe it is to you , but not to me.

   
   All I'm saying is that when somebody thanks a post that's making fun of you it's not necessarily a personal attack
6. 2017-03-28 at 8:30 AM UTC

   #46
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Should have done a jedi Goldstein
   
   
7. 2017-03-28 at 1:25 PM UTC

   #47
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher All I'm saying is that when somebody thanks a post that's making fun of you it's not necessarily a personal attack

   
   ah gotcha
8. 2017-03-28 at 7:15 PM UTC

   #48
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   I had jury duty earlier this year. It was alright. They did make kind of a thing out of it when they called someone's name and they weren't there.
9. 2017-03-28 at 7:16 PM UTC

   #49
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Ajax I had jury duty earlier this year. It was alright. They did make kind of a thing out of it when they called someone's name and they weren't there.

   
   yeah all those theatrics
10. 2017-03-28 at 8:30 PM UTC

    #50
    

    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Calling them with your IP now OP don't worry
11. 2017-03-28 at 8:35 PM UTC

    #51
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i read it again and apparently i can just go within 2 weeks of the date. i might go tomorrow just for shits and giggles since i dont have shit to do anyways. or i could just stay up all night doing lines of chinese mystery powder again
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12. 2017-03-28 at 8:44 PM UTC

    #52
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Pull some 12 angry jurors shit and just keep voting the opposite of the majority and trying to convince the others they're wrong. See if you can get a hung jury.
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13. 2017-03-28 at 8:57 PM UTC

    #53
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by mmQ Pull some 12 angry jurors shit and just keep voting the opposite of the majority and trying to convince the others they're wrong. See if you can get a hung jury.

    
    lol that dude was such a troll
14. 2017-03-28 at 9:24 PM UTC

    #54
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by greenplastic i read it again and apparently i can just go within 2 weeks of the date. i might go tomorrow just for shits and giggles since i dont have shit to do anyways. or i could just stay up all night doing lines of chinese mystery powder again

    
    tell them bill the cat did it
15. 2017-03-28 at 9:25 PM UTC

    #55
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Pull some 12 angry jurors shit and just keep voting the opposite of the majority and trying to convince the others they're wrong. See if you can get a hung jury.

    
    If he's on it, the jury definitely won't be hung.
    
    Speaking of 12 Angry Men, great movie but absolute bollocks in terms of accuracy.
16. 2017-03-28 at 9:39 PM UTC

    #56
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon If he's on it, the jury definitely won't be hung.
    
    Speaking of 12 Angry Men, great movie but absolute bollocks in terms of accuracy.

    
    thats such a dated movie though... it was cool when i was 12 in social studies class. but out of curiostity what do you think is bollucks about it in terms of accuracy?
17. 2017-03-28 at 9:49 PM UTC

    #57
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby tell them bill the cat did it

    
    go suck the herpes boils off your ass
18. 2017-03-28 at 10:23 PM UTC

    #58
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats such a dated movie though… it was cool when i was 12 in social studies class. but out of curiostity what do you think is bollucks about it in terms of accuracy?

    
    Because the premise of a juror going out to conduct independent investigation is pretty retarded. The role of the jury in our legal system is essentially to take the facts of the case, as presented, and determine whether or not they logically lead to the conclusions that the prosecution is attempting to draw from them. Not to investigate stuff, introduce new evidence etc.
    
    For example when Davis goes out and buys a knife to prove it's common, he would have been kicked right off the jury.
    
    There are also some completely insane leaps of logic made in the movie, such as when #8 says that the lady has nosepad indents on her nose, so she must wear glasses, so she didn't see shit. That's a pretty big fuckin leap.
    
    Post last edited by Captain Falcon at 2017-03-28T22:25:50.295278+00:00
19. 2017-03-28 at 10:26 PM UTC

    #59
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It's still a great film though.
20. 2017-03-28 at 10:28 PM UTC

    #60
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Because the premise of a juror going out to conduct independent investigation is pretty retarded. The role of the jury in our legal system is essentially to take the facts of the case, as presented, and determine whether or not they logically lead to the conclusions that the prosecution is attempting to draw from them. Not to investigate stuff, introduce new evidence etc.
    
    For example when Davis goes out and buys a knife to prove it's common, he would have been kicked right off the jury.
    
    There are also some completely insane leaps of logic made in the movie, such as when #8 says that the lady has nosepad indents on her nose, so she must wear glasses, so she didn't see shit. That's a pretty big fuckin leap.
    
    Post last edited by Captain Falcon at 2017-03-28T22:25:50.295278+00:00

    
    yeah you're right its been a long time since i've sene that movie..