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blew off jury duty

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    how long b4 fedz are at the door
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    communist
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    We're already here.
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    Lol, that was a bad idea
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    why would you? if you're on a salary you're pretty much getting paid for talking shit and watching people talk shit
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    i dont have salary because i dont work and its spreak break. and i was busy doing things.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    oh right. should've just told them you knew the defendant or something
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Enjoy back to back life sentences man.
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    mailing this thread to the feds
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    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump mailing this thread to the feds

    COME N GET ME MOTHERFUCKERS
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    Congratulations. If you're lucky you'll have to pay a few hundred for this as a fine. If you're not lucky you'll have to go to court and depending on where you live, possibly face jail time.

    Seriously fucking dumb.
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    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Civic doodies srs bsnss
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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    I had to go to a jury selection once, holy shit was that boring. calling attendance on like 300 people, felt like I was in school again. me and some women got shushed for being loud in while waitng in yet another smaller room. I took a secular oath and then got told to stop trying to sit down during this. I then got instantly rejected. weeks later the government sent me an $11 dollar check for lunch that day, which I lost. Good thing I was rejected I might have let that dexter wannabe motherfucker go free.
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    Originally posted by Nil I had to go to a jury selection once, holy shit was that boring. calling attendance on like 300 people, felt like I was in school again. me and some women got shushed for being loud in while waitng in yet another smaller room. I took a secular oath and then got told to stop trying to sit down during this. I then got instantly rejected. weeks later the government sent me an $11 dollar check for lunch that day, which I lost. Good thing I was rejected I might have let that dexter wannabe motherfucker go free.

    11 dollars is pretty generous for lunch. I mean they could really do much cheaper and just give you min wage, unless that's min wage where you live.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Discount Whore Congratulations. If you're lucky you'll have to pay a few hundred for this as a fine. If you're not lucky you'll have to go to court and depending on where you live, possibly face jail time.

    Seriously fucking dumb.

    you're such a blowhard, nothing will happen to him..

    you always talk about how you know what will happen to people in places you don't live, you're not in texas, you're not in california, so maybe try shutting your cock sucker for once? hmmmm?!
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    From 28 USC § 1866:

    "(g) Any person summoned for jury service who fails to appear as directed may be ordered by the district court to appear forthwith and show cause for failure to comply with the summons. Any person who fails to show good cause for noncompliance with a summons may be fined not more than $1,000, imprisoned not more than three days, ordered to perform community service, or any combination thereof."
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by greenplastic COME N GET ME MOTHERFUCKERS

    you'll be fine brah, you did the right thing. just play dumb and say you never got the letter.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra From 28 USC § 1866:

    "(g) Any person summoned for jury service who fails to appear as directed may be ordered by the district court to appear forthwith and show cause for failure to comply with the summons. Any person who fails to show good cause for noncompliance with a summons may be fined not more than $1,000, imprisoned not more than three days, ordered to perform community service, or any combination thereof."

    pssshhhh, you're a tosser m8
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby pssshhhh, you're a tosser m8

    you embarrass yourself with every single post
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra you embarrass yourself with every single post

    actually everyone in this thread besides me and OP are embarassing themselves by trying act like you know the law in his state. I guarantee you nothing will happen to him

    and really the only way I can embarrass myself by posting is if I actually feel embarrassed by my post, but im not embarrassed you goober
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