2017-03-28 at 2:52 AM UTC
how long b4 fedz are at the door
2017-03-28 at 3:09 AM UTC
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2017-03-28 at 3:22 AM UTC
aldra
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why would you? if you're on a salary you're pretty much getting paid for talking shit and watching people talk shit
2017-03-28 at 3:30 AM UTC
i dont have salary because i dont work and its spreak break. and i was busy doing things.
2017-03-28 at 3:36 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
oh right. should've just told them you knew the defendant or something
2017-03-28 at 3:40 AM UTC
Enjoy back to back life sentences man.
2017-03-28 at 3:59 AM UTC
mailing this thread to the feds
2017-03-28 at 4:05 AM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump
mailing this thread to the feds
COME N GET ME MOTHERFUCKERS
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2017-03-28 at 5:09 AM UTC
Congratulations. If you're lucky you'll have to pay a few hundred for this as a fine. If you're not lucky you'll have to go to court and depending on where you live, possibly face jail time.
Seriously fucking dumb.
2017-03-28 at 5:18 AM UTC
Nil
African Astronaut
[the overexcited four-footed chanar]
I had to go to a jury selection once, holy shit was that boring. calling attendance on like 300 people, felt like I was in school again. me and some women got shushed for being loud in while waitng in yet another smaller room. I took a secular oath and then got told to stop trying to sit down during this. I then got instantly rejected. weeks later the government sent me an $11 dollar check for lunch that day, which I lost. Good thing I was rejected I might have let that dexter wannabe motherfucker go free.
2017-03-28 at 5:48 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
From 28 USC § 1866:
"(g) Any person summoned for jury service who fails to appear as directed may be ordered by the district court to appear forthwith and show cause for failure to comply with the summons. Any person who fails to show good cause for noncompliance with a summons may be fined not more than $1,000, imprisoned not more than three days, ordered to perform community service, or any combination thereof."
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2017-03-28 at 5:51 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by aldra
From 28 USC § 1866:
"(g) Any person summoned for jury service who fails to appear as directed may be ordered by the district court to appear forthwith and show cause for failure to comply with the summons. Any person who fails to show good cause for noncompliance with a summons may be fined not more than $1,000, imprisoned not more than three days, ordered to perform community service, or any combination thereof."
pssshhhh, you're a tosser m8
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