Ship parks sideways in the Suez Canal

1. 2021-03-24 at 9:32 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   If you look closely you can see a little excavator trying to dig it out at the front.
2. 2021-03-24 at 10:21 AM UTC

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   Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
   they dont show (your photo host doesnt like the word Nigga
   
   

   Originally posted by Donald Trump
   
   If you look closely you can see a little excavator trying to dig it out at the front.

   
   
3. 2021-03-24 at 10:22 AM UTC

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   Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
   
4. 2021-03-24 at 10:23 AM UTC

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   Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
   Fiscal Budget
   
   
5. 2021-03-24 at 4:59 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9398035/Suez-Canal-cargo-ship-sailed-rude-shape-blocking-waterway.html
   
   Apparently he sailed the ship and drew a penis with the gps before scuttling it in the canal.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra, 
   • cigreting
6. 2021-03-24 at 5:01 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   i thought it was ww3 but people are walking up talking selfies and chilling
7. 2021-03-24 at 5:02 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Fonaplats https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9398035/Suez-Canal-cargo-ship-sailed-rude-shape-blocking-waterway.html
   
   Apparently he sailed the ship and drew a penis with the gps before scuttling it in the canal.

   
   LOL
   
   
   
   
   this year is going to be grand
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man, 
   • netstat
8. 2021-03-24 at 6:31 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   The bulbous bow is embedded deep in the bank.
   
   
   
   
   
   Fake news is that the ship has been moved - but that news is false. It's still balls deep in the canal.
9. 2021-03-24 at 6:46 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   They can cut off the bow and float out the rest.
   
   Or the could get WhistlinDiesel to pull that botch out with his MONSTER DURAMAX.
10. 2021-03-24 at 6:56 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    its clearly the hebrew nationalists
11. 2021-03-24 at 6:59 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    how long will the canal be shut down for? economic and political ramifications are huge
12. 2021-03-24 at 7:04 PM UTC

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    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    It is a pretty ship though.
13. 2021-03-24 at 7:13 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    The ship really hit hard, and got well wedged across the canal. If you look at the second ship that comes after it it's apparent how much a factor wind must have been.
    
    

    Originally posted by aldra how long will the canal be shut down for? economic and political ramifications are huge

    
    The Suez Canal carries about $1billion an hour of trade.
14. 2021-03-24 at 7:53 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Is this the first time that this has happened?
    
    To be honest I think it is funnier than a clogged toleit.
15. 2021-03-24 at 8:09 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Is this the first time that this has happened?
    
    To be honest I think it is funnier than a clogged toleit.

    
    yeah as far as I know, WAY funnier
    
    wars have been fought over keeping the canal open and under US control
16. 2021-03-24 at 8:11 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    wait lol wrong canal
17. 2021-03-24 at 11:12 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra LOL
    
    
    
    
    this year is going to be grand

    
    penises are everywhere if you really looked.
    
    
18. 2021-03-24 at 11:15 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra how long will the canal be shut down for? economic and political ramifications are huge

    
    its already been towed to the side before you went to sleep.
19. 2021-03-25 at 12:43 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny its already been towed to the side before you went to sleep.

    
    Fake news. You can easily see where it is using any ship tracking website.
20. 2021-03-25 at 12:45 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    double fake news: I didn't go to sleep, I was shitposting all night