Are mopeds cool at all?

2017-03-23 at 8:09 AM UTC

#21

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by bling bling i can ride a mtb faster an u can get them for free easty

I outaccelerated a WRX on a shitty 150cc scooter once

Free hint: learn to use a clutch BEFORE you buy a sports car unless you want to look like a colossal dipshit

2017-03-23 at 8:18 AM UTC

#22

NARCassist gollums fat coach

greasy italian teenagers all ride mopeds.

nuff said.

2017-03-23 at 9:37 PM UTC

#23

bling bling Dark Matter

ur mom is

2017-03-24 at 1:02 AM UTC

#24

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher I outaccelerated a WRX on a shitty 150cc scooter once

Free hint: learn to use a clutch BEFORE you buy a sports car unless you want to look like a colossal dipshit

REAL sports cars come with sequential, clutchless boxes.

lrn2cars

2017-03-24 at 1:05 AM UTC

#25

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher I outaccelerated a WRX on a shitty 150cc scooter once

Free hint: learn to use a clutch BEFORE you buy a sports car unless you want to look like a colossal dipshit

nothing looks more like a colossal dipshit than someone on a scooter

2017-03-24 at 9:17 AM UTC

#26

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by benny vader REAL sports cars come with sequential, clutchless boxes.

lrn2cars

Lol, no. Anybody who drives a sports car with a sequential gearbox is a dickless self-indulgent weiner with too much money

2017-03-24 at 9:18 AM UTC

#27

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by infinityshock nothing looks more like a colossal dipshit than someone on a scooter

Only transportation I had at the time and it taught me the fundamentals of riding a motorcycle, and it only cost me $200

And it got like 100 miles out of a gallon of gas

2017-03-24 at 12:18 PM UTC

#28

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Only transportation I had at the time and it taught me the fundamentals of riding a motorcycle, and it only cost me $200

And it got like 100 miles out of a gallon of gas

...and made you look like a faggot and managed to get you a hot date every weekend.

with a raging homo.

no excuses. I learned on a 600CC crotch rocket.

2017-03-24 at 5:34 PM UTC

#29

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Lol, no. Anybody who drives a sports car with a sequential gearbox is a dickless self-indulgent weiner with too much money

JELLY.JPG

2017-03-24 at 5:36 PM UTC

#30

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by infinityshock …and made you look like a faggot and managed to get you a hot date every weekend.

with a raging homo.

no excuses. I learned on a 600CC crotch rocket.

4stroke or 2 ?

2017-03-24 at 9:41 PM UTC

#31

bling bling Dark Matter

4

2017-03-25 at 2:15 AM UTC

#32

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by benny vader 4stroke or 2 ?

It only takes 2 strokes to get him off

2017-03-25 at 3:03 AM UTC

#33

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by benny vader 4stroke or 2 ?

you really asked that.

CBR600...crotch rocket

2017-03-25 at 3:04 AM UTC

#34

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by infinityshock …and made you look like a faggot and managed to get you a hot date every weekend.

with a raging homo.

no excuses. I learned on a 600CC crotch rocket.

Whatever you say

I was 17 with no money and no identifying documents due to parent stupidity and was in a very bad situation

It served it's purpose and I'm thankful for it

2017-03-25 at 3:04 AM UTC

#35

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Captain Falcon It only takes 2 strokes to get him off

that's two strokes more than is accurate.

2017-03-25 at 3:04 AM UTC

#36

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by benny vader JELLY.JPG

Yep, so jealous of someone who can't even drive a stick shift lel

2017-03-25 at 3:04 AM UTC

#37

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Whatever you say

I was 17 with no money and no identifying documents due to parent stupidity and was in a very bad situation

It served it's purpose and I'm thankful for it

faggot.

2017-03-26 at 12:10 AM UTC

#38

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by benny vader yess, scooters and mopeds are very cool, especially when their 2stroke and illegally modified. everybody know the only reason one rides a big bike is that they feel, either real or perceived, the lack of something big in between their legs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbJ0jV0hcGQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THoECJhMSl8

Try riding a moped from Tampa to Sturgis or from Detroit to the Grand Canyon. Imagine asking the hot chicken you just met if she wants to go for a ride laughing her ass of at you when she walks outside and see a moped.

2017-03-27 at 2:01 PM UTC

#39

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by infinityshock you really asked that.

CBR600…crotch rocket

i was suspicious of your alleged phaggotry. now i have definite proof that your a card carrying, flagg waving and slogan cheering phaggott.

do you know what people say about people who get a bike 100cc more than 500s but a lot short of 1000s ????

2017-03-27 at 2:08 PM UTC

#40

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by Darth Beaver Try riding a moped from Tampa to Sturgis or from Detroit to the Grand Canyon. Imagine asking the hot chicken you just met if she wants to go for a ride laughing her ass of at you when she walks outside and see a moped.

pard'on me. my badd for forgetting about the Disclaimers, which i will now rectify.

yess, scooters and mopeds are very cool*, especially when their 2stroke and illegally modified. everybody know the only reason one rides a big bike is that they feel, either real or perceived, the lack of something big in between their legs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbJ0jV0hcGQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THoECJhMSl8

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