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1 day until my drug test.
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2021-02-26 at 2:49 PM UTCIf he fails the test he can go on a walk around the river
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2021-02-26 at 2:57 PM UTCI passed the test.
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2021-02-26 at 2:58 PM UTCThe point is to get the job while having to take a drug test. Pay attention, Jellybean.
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2021-02-26 at 3:08 PM UTC
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2021-02-26 at 3:48 PM UTC§m£ÂgØL is a retard mamas boi
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2021-02-26 at 3:52 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-02-26 at 3:57 PM UTCHave fun in prison
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2021-02-26 at 9:15 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-02-26 at 9:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Damn i wouldn't know how to fake it i guess because ive never been in the position where they were going to give me one.
But funny story about drug test mq actually helped me pass a breathalyzer test lol
I stayed up drinking a lot the night before and i got called in to do a random ua and breath test.
I blew something really high and i was like no its correct guck that and they said they were going to get my po to do it herself to see for herself.
And on mqs advice i went to the bathroom and forced myself throw up and then rinsed my mouth out and passed.
But boy owe boy being on probation made me a nervous wreck because I was still doing drugs.
Glad that shits over with
Lol what? I have to assume I was kidding. I dont understand how that could work.
The only way I know how to pass a breathalyzer after having been drinking is to suck through the tube instead of blow. It creates the same sound effect and then obviously its just registering the air you're sucking in which wont register any alcohol.
I'm sure a diligent person who's testing you would be able to notice you were sucking instead of blowing but if you do it right it looks identical. And I know it can work because I had it work for me the one time i tried it when i got home from work at halfway house i was at where it was just procedure to give you a breathalyzer when you got there. I had only had a few drinks but they had a zero tolerance policy. Needless to say I did the SUCK METHOD and it actually worked.
It probably helped that the person administrating it was just some college aged intern who did so many of them that they wrent even really paying attention or giving a shit, but nonetheless..it was kind of a kewl feeling to pass it. 😎 -
2021-02-26 at 9:51 PM UTC
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2021-02-26 at 9:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Lol what? I have to assume I was kidding. I dont understand how that could work.
The only way I know how to pass a breathalyzer after having been drinking is to suck through the tube instead of blow. It creates the same sound effect and then obviously its just registering the air you're sucking in which wont register any alcohol.
I'm sure a diligent person who's testing you would be able to notice you were sucking instead of blowing but if you do it right it looks identical. And I know it can work because I had it work for me the one time i tried it when i got home from work at halfway house i was at where it was just procedure to give you a breathalyzer when you got there. I had only had a few drinks but they had a zero tolerance policy. Needless to say I did the SUCK METHOD and it actually worked.
It probably helped that the person administrating it was just some college aged intern who did so many of them that they wrent even really paying attention or giving a shit, but nonetheless..it was kind of a kewl feeling to pass it. 😎
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2021-02-26 at 9:55 PM UTC*posts pic of §m£ÂgØL*
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2021-02-26 at 9:57 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-02-26 at 9:57 PM UTCwho?
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