1 day until my drug test.

1. 2021-02-26 at 10:32 PM UTC

   #61
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Thanked what he said, not what he did.

   
   "Thank you, person who happens to be a pedophile who would fuck a 4-year old. Thank you for things you said today. I appreciate it. Thanks."
   
   -you
2. 2021-02-26 at 10:47 PM UTC

   #62
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ "Thank you, person who happens to be a pedophile who would fuck a 4-year old. Thank you for things you said today. I appreciate it. Thanks."
   
   -you

   
   That didn't.. disturb me.
3. 2021-02-26 at 10:51 PM UTC

   #63
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Thank you, Captain Obvious.

   
   u mad bro?
4. 2021-02-26 at 10:51 PM UTC

   #64
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Thank you, Captain Obvious.

   
   u mad bro?
   
   

   Originally posted by Robert Mugabe I was joking stop getting frothy little cousin dishwasher.

   
   i thought jokes were supposed to be funny
5. 2021-02-26 at 10:52 PM UTC

   #65
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Robert Mugabe You're a retard dishwashing boy.

   
   nah fool, stay angry chinatavian
6. 2021-02-26 at 10:56 PM UTC

   #66
   

   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
   Says you with the underbite and massive cock nose
7. 2021-02-26 at 10:57 PM UTC

   #67
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That didn't.. disturb me.

   
   I mean, I get it. I just didnt expect it from you.
8. 2021-02-26 at 11:18 PM UTC

   #68
   

   Ebola Cola Houston

   Originally posted by RIPtotse r u even 100% sure its a piss test? loads of places give mouth swab tests now and if u can't fake a mouth swab test then God help u

   
   They're not "Mouth Swab" they dont just swab it. you have to place it between your cheeks and gums (like tobacco) and hold it there for 10 solid minutes.
   
   then you have to place it back into a cradle container that it came out of (with solution) and you have to kind of dig up on this solid thing inside at the bottom before capping it off. it's very very specific. and they walk around and double and triple check people to make sure it's in there properly. if its not, it won't pass anyways. Job wont be offered.
9. 2021-02-27 at 12:08 AM UTC

   #69
   

   Antifa Member African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ebola Cola They're not "Mouth Swab" they dont just swab it. you have to place it between your cheeks and gums (like tobacco) and hold it there for 10 solid minutes.
   
   then you have to place it back into a cradle container that it came out of (with solution) and you have to kind of dig up on this solid thing inside at the bottom before capping it off. it's very very specific. and they walk around and double and triple check people to make sure it's in there properly. if its not, it won't pass anyways. Job wont be offered.

   
   You don't have to fake the action, you literally just have to brush your teeth. Don't have cocaine in your gums when you swab. IDK. I have never heard of someone failing a swab.
10. 2021-02-27 at 1:18 PM UTC

    #70
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Anal swabs is when you have to start worrying.
11. 2021-02-27 at 3:21 PM UTC

    #71
    

    Antifa Member African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Anal swabs is when you have to start worrying.

    
    Not really they're valuable. Our gut tells us a lot.
12. 2021-02-27 at 5:57 PM UTC

    #72
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Antifa Member Not really they're valuable. Our gut tells us a lot.

    
    What if your boyfriend has covid and you don't?
13. 2021-02-27 at 7:07 PM UTC

    #73
    

    Antifa Member African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump What if your boyfriend has covid and you don't?

    
    idk why
    
    you think your boyfriend has covid?
14. 2021-02-27 at 7:20 PM UTC

    #74
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Antifa Member idk why
    
    you think your boyfriend has covid?

    
    He think he did as the regeneron coursing through my veins melted the skin off his dick.
15. 2021-03-01 at 1:32 PM UTC

    #75
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ "Thank you, person who happens to be a pedophile who would fuck a 4-year old. Thank you for things you said today. I appreciate it. Thanks."
    
    -you

    
    Wouldn't you thank a pedophile who saved your imaginary daughters life after a horrible car accident (ignore the fact he copped a feel while he saved her..she's alive because of him).
16. 2021-03-01 at 1:33 PM UTC

    #76
    

    Antifa Member African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Wouldn't you thank a pedophile who saved your imaginary daughters life after a horrible car accident (ignore the fact he copped a feel while he saved her..she's alive because of him).

    
    I'd kill him.
17. 2021-03-01 at 1:42 PM UTC

    #77
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Antifa Member I'd kill him.

    
    You live at home with your parent...singular, your opinion is therefore worthless.
18. 2021-03-01 at 1:44 PM UTC

    #78
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Antifa Member I'd kill him.

    
    
    LMAO "Antifa Member"
19. 2021-03-01 at 2:33 PM UTC

    #79
    

    Antifa Member African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You live at home with your parent…singular, your opinion is therefore worthless.

    
    Says who lmao. Retard.
20. 2021-03-01 at 2:34 PM UTC

    #80
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Antifa Member Says who lmao. Retard.

    
    You said. Retard.