1 day until my drug test.

1. 2021-02-26 at 3:11 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by Donald Trump If you piss dirty, claim it's a new corona variant.

   
   Brilliant.
2. 2021-02-26 at 3:28 AM UTC

   #22
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   My piss test is in the morning. Im not too nervous. What can I do about it anyways. The only options are to go for the job or skip it and be fucked without trying.
3. 2021-02-26 at 3:57 AM UTC

   #23
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   You could say you just had a couple of puffs at a wedding party weeks ago or something and it's still in your system.
4. 2021-02-26 at 4:02 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Antifa Member African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You could say you just had a couple of puffs at a wedding party weeks ago or something and it's still in your system.

   
   You could also fill a cup of water with gasoline and drink it
   
   But neither will help him get the job
5. 2021-02-26 at 11:36 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
   I hope you fail it.
   
   Faggot.
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6. 2021-02-26 at 11:50 AM UTC

   #26
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Anyone got any last minute words of wizzdom.

   
   Ive already told you what to do dum dum
7. 2021-02-26 at 12:05 PM UTC

   #27
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Bugz I think you'll be OK. If Pot is legal in Ohio then why testing positive for THC going to be a problem?
   
   they're looking for opiate and methamphetamine use. Do you care to work for someone who is going to bust your balls about pot?
   
   relax man. it's not 1950

   
   Umm.. no one said its 1950 but weed is still illegal and tested for by employers and the government..
   
   And yes he does care to work for them otherwise he wouldn't be making this thread.
   
   Where else would a guy like fona work other than factory work, he knows nothing else.
   
   And thats not even me shitting on him.
   
   You give really bad advice peedy
8. 2021-02-26 at 12:14 PM UTC

   #28
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Andrew i hope you get hour job but when exactly did you quit smoking? And if you have fake piss why are you worring?
   
   Personally I wouldnt pay for fake piss.
   
   Ive cheated thousands of drug test by just abstaining for five days and downing a gallon or more of water.
   
   Simple as that
9. 2021-02-26 at 12:15 PM UTC

   #29
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Robert Mugabe I hope you fail it.
   
   Faggot.

   
   Wow you're a dick head
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10. 2021-02-26 at 12:16 PM UTC

    #30
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You could say you just had a couple of puffs at a wedding party weeks ago or something and it's still in your system.

    
    Admitting to doing drugs diesnt make you pass drug test you stooge
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11. 2021-02-26 at 12:19 PM UTC

    #31
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Nice contribution ya retarded piece of shit

    
    Yeah like you ever contribute anything you shit for brains
12. 2021-02-26 at 12:20 PM UTC

    #32
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    r u even 100% sure its a piss test? loads of places give mouth swab tests now and if u can't fake a mouth swab test then God help u
13. 2021-02-26 at 12:31 PM UTC

    #33
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by RIPtotse r u even 100% sure its a piss test? loads of places give mouth swab tests now and if u can't fake a mouth swab test then God help u

    
    Damn i wouldn't know how to fake it i guess because ive never been in the position where they were going to give me one.
    
    But funny story about drug test mq actually helped me pass a breathalyzer test lol
    
    I stayed up drinking a lot the night before and i got called in to do a random ua and breath test.
    
    I blew something really high and i was like no its correct guck that and they said they were going to get my po to do it herself to see for herself.
    
    And on mqs advice i went to the bathroom and forced myself throw up and then rinsed my mouth out and passed.
    
    But boy owe boy being on probation made me a nervous wreck because I was still doing drugs.
    
    Glad that shits over with
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14. 2021-02-26 at 1:42 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Antifa Member African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RIPtotse r u even 100% sure its a piss test? loads of places give mouth swab tests now and if u can't fake a mouth swab test then God help u

    
    They usually send you to a place for piss tests. Mouth swabs they always let me do myself at the job site.
    
    Fona should just shit in the cup and leave
15. 2021-02-26 at 2:42 PM UTC

    #35
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Admitting to doing drugs diesnt make you pass drug test you stooge

    
    Thank you, Captain Obvious.
16. 2021-02-26 at 2:43 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Wow you're a dick head

    
    I was joking stop getting frothy little cousin dishwasher.
17. 2021-02-26 at 2:44 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Antifa Member African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Thank you, Captain Obvious.

    
    Wasn't obvious to you.
18. 2021-02-26 at 2:48 PM UTC

    #38
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Antifa Member Wasn't obvious to you.

    
    I said if he fails the test he can just say he had a joint weeks ago at a party and make like he's been clean ever since, but that wasn't clear to Captain Obvious or you, Captain Jellybean.
19. 2021-02-26 at 2:49 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Antifa Member African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I said if he fails the test he can just say he had a joint weeks ago at a party and make like he's been clean ever since, but that wasn't clear to Captain Obvious or you, Captain Jellybean.

    
    
    ...
20. 2021-02-26 at 2:49 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    If he fails the test he can get vanilla ice cream at walmart