Most painless way to kill yourself?

1. 2021-02-26 at 6:35 AM UTC

   #81
   blaster master victim of incest
2. 2021-02-26 at 6:53 AM UTC

   #82
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Knowledge is power.
3. 2021-02-26 at 8:28 AM UTC

   #83
   WolfgangBladt Houston

   Originally posted by blaster master i was reading it's actually illegal to help someone commit suicide, even thru help online. there was some famous suicide help forum where the owner/operator is getting in trouble for his online involvement in a bunch of suicides.

   
   That is why we use SWIM. No one can catch us now.
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4. 2021-02-26 at 10:38 AM UTC

   #84
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Carbon monoxide poisoning…just go to sleep and you're done.

   
   it's not that simple.
5. 2021-02-26 at 11:47 AM UTC

   #85
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀ L­anny⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ hopefully.
   
   considering you mentioned '.38' in your original list, along with helium, youve already made is hilariously apparent your demise is going to be entertaining for someone that isnt you.
   
   to anyone else that is considering suicide who isnt an everlasting cockslobber my recommendation is a 12gauge shotgun loaded with 3" (or longer) hollowpoint slugs (the type doesnt matter) or buckshot of any size with a '0' in it. the process is to hold the muzzle in the mouth, with the lips tightly closed, with the path of projectile aiming diagonal to the 'bald spot' at the top/back of the head.
   
   foolproof.
   
   the tightly closed lips will contain the several-thousand-fps expanding gasses within the skull to cause virtually instantaneous death due to the shockwave, and since the human skull isnt physically capable of containing such forces, it will literally explode. the slugs/buckshot going about 1,000fps-plus is pretty much redundant, but a good insurance policy if your lips arent tightly expressing their love for the muzzle and some of the expanding gasses manage to find their way out..

   
   Sounds fun. You think this would work better than a 556 out of a 16in?
6. 2022-07-04 at 4:30 AM UTC

   #86
   Kafka sweaty
   Even if you shoot yourself in the mouth you can survive and become a vegetable.
7. 2022-07-04 at 10:27 AM UTC

   #87
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   .38 with the pistol in the mouth, aimed directly at the part of the brain that connects to the spinal cord.
   
   or frangible rounds with the waxy center to the eye in a manner where it hits the back of the skull, they bounce and ricochet pureeing as they lose momentum.
8. 2022-07-04 at 10:27 AM UTC

   #88
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Kafka Even if you shoot yourself in the mouth you can survive and become a vegetable.

   
   I don't think this lady has ever shot a living thing and is providing you information on something she knows nothing about.
9. 2022-07-04 at 10:31 AM UTC

   #89
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   the tallest building in your city, write NiggasIn.Space on your chest (unless you're a female then back), take the strongest wire you can find, guitar wire works best, secure it to something very strong like a pipe on the roof, strip naked, and lastly with the wire around your neck, superglue your hands to your forehead, take a running start and jump.
   
   They will find your naked, advertising corpse, stark naked, guillotined, holding your head in your hands for maximum shock value.
   
   If we get on one of the gore sites, I've always said, we will see a swelling in our ranks.
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10. 2022-07-04 at 3:55 PM UTC

    #90
    

    Xlite African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley the tallest building in your city, write NiggasIn.Space on your chest (unless you're a female then back), take the strongest wire you can find, guitar wire works best, secure it to something very strong like a pipe on the roof, strip naked, and lastly with the wire around your neck, superglue your hands to your forehead, take a running start and jump.
    
    They will find your naked, advertising corpse, stark naked, guillotined, holding your head in your hands for maximum shock value.

    
    Enter is that you?
    
    I could swear i've seen him make the exact same post.
11. 2022-07-04 at 7:57 PM UTC

    #91
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Unfortunately I have not been secretly Enter this entire time. I first read about this on 4chan as a young child and the idea (and MSPaint instructional) have forever held a place in my mind.
12. 2022-07-04 at 7:58 PM UTC

    #92
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    my only spin on it is putting our website URL on your body
13. 2022-07-05 at 8:43 AM UTC

    #93
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Bradley the tallest building in your city, write NiggasIn.Space on your chest (unless you're a female then back), take the strongest wire you can find, guitar wire works best, secure it to something very strong like a pipe on the roof, strip naked, and lastly with the wire around your neck, superglue your hands to your forehead, take a running start and jump.
    
    They will find your naked, advertising corpse, stark naked, guillotined, holding your head in your hands for maximum shock value.
    
    If we get on one of the gore sites, I've always said, we will see a swelling in our ranks.

    
    you're supposed to megadose viagra and do this naked so it looks like you're skullfucking yourself too
14. 2022-07-05 at 10:14 AM UTC

    #94
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    god bless the internet andt heir abilty to make everything better