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2017-03-24 at 11:06 PM UTC
Originally posted by Mernard Banning You'd be surprised actually. Even the amount of so-called "straight" guys who want to be discreet and suck another bloke's cock, the forbidden fruit aspect of it turns the filthy fuckers on. Gays are more promiscuous in general, the swinging queers are even worse and go to weird lengths to try and seduce straight men. They don't typically get far and in my experience they're looked at with scrutiny even in the swinging scene. They always start the message with "I know you're straight, but" and then some variation of "you can just use me" or "you don't have to do anything, I just suck your cock, k". It's fucking annoying as hell, I just block all single blokes now.
pretty much this I've had a couple guys hit me up on dating sites that set up there profiles as women.. so they can view straight guys and they are always offering xanax or to smoke me out with meth.. and they are relentless they are always like "lol haha nah fool I'm not gay bro.. dude. wtf.. wanna eat some pills and chill and let me suckle on ur tip bro?"
there are legitimate gay guys out there that really think pussssay is gross, but I've also come to realize that there are gay guys that fetishize the cock or male ass / can't get women anymore, and i think the latter is where bill the cat is coming from.
He's not into the gay scene but he will totally face fuck a boi to satisfy a psychological deficiency
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2017-03-24 at 11:07 PM UTCThat's not very PC, the word you're looking for is curvy :o
Tell you what though, the bigger lasses give good blowjobs. Pussies are a bit warmer too. -
2017-03-24 at 11:09 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby pretty much this I've had a couple guys hit me up on dating sites that set up there profiles as women.. so they can view straight guys and they are always offering xanax or to smoke me out with meth.. and they are relentless they are always like "lol haha nah fool I'm not gay bro.. dude. wtf.. wanna eat some pills and chill and let me suckle on ur tip bro?"
Lol, never had anything that extreme, not accidentally found yourself on grindr have you?
Funniest one I had was someone on fabswingers who'd set up a fake profile as a woman, messaging me, gave me a number and then blatantly obviously a man putting a woman's voice on. Was weird as fuck but made me laugh and I had to give the bloke credit for trying but then reported him and got his account closed. -
2017-03-24 at 11:14 PM UTC
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2017-03-24 at 11:14 PM UTC
Originally posted by Mernard Banning That's not very PC, the word you're looking for is curvy :o
Tell you what though, the bigger lasses give good blowjobs. Pussies are a bit warmer too.
thats not always true. For a year I've spoke to this girl through text message and I've met up with her only 3 times, she's a fat bitch and eventually made it over to my place and had a bloody pussy and kept grabbing my hand trying to make me stroke her clit but I didn't want too, I regretted having her over.
Then like 4 months later I actually go over to her place while not drunk and was so fucking embarassed cause her roomies were there and they were average/hott and this girl was fucking gross I ent up having sex with her and I just pretended like I was asleep for awhile afterwards and got up and got dressed and stole a bottle of vodka and bounced.
she ent up coming to my place a month ago because I unfortunately was krunk and thought it was a good idea, but she doesn't give blow jobs, makes me wear condoms, is fat, she doesn't know how to have sex, which is pretty bad for a girl lol and I don't like the smell of her pusssy juice. Like it rubs me the wrong way. I told her to blow me and she said no , so i told her to fucking leave and she started saying okay i will for 30 seconds... (lol what?) and I said just get the fuck out of here.
She's hit me up twice since then, last night she hit me up while i was krunk and I said I was down, but then I said she's very lackluster and to not comeover and she started spamming my phone with bullshit text about me having a small dick lol -
2017-03-24 at 11:23 PM UTCWell your dick would be small looking at her if she was that ugly.
I know the feel though, went to a club a few weeks ago, got chatting to this bloke and his partner came over, she was dressed pretty hot and had chunky thighs but didn't look that fat, she took me upstairs after chatting for a bit and kissing, hmm a bit bigger than I thought, fucked her for a bit but went soft half way through and got interupted by this paki beta (my mistake not choosing a room with a lock). She asked me to accompany her to a couples and single fems only party; me being a single bloke I was in my element. Tried again with her that night, couldn't even get hard, she'd took all her clothes off this time and had "curves" in all the wrong places. played with another woman who was 45, great figure and very sexy, got hard straight away and that was just through kissing, had a great time. Will play with her again.
There are just some people you can't get a boner for, this lass one was one of them. She describes herself as curvy, whilst another girl I'm talking to and met at the party is way too modest, says she's large but is nowhere near as lardy; just a bit beefy, but she's got a nice face and pretty cute so I'll probs fuck her next time :P -
2017-03-24 at 11:26 PM UTC
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2017-03-24 at 11:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by Mernard Banning Well your dick would be small looking at her if she was that ugly.
I know the feel though, went to a club a few weeks ago, got chatting to this bloke and his partner came over, she was dressed pretty hot and had chunky thighs but didn't look that fat, she took me upstairs after chatting for a bit and kissing, hmm a bit bigger than I thought, fucked her for a bit but went soft half way through and got interupted by this paki beta (my mistake not choosing a room with a lock). She asked me to accompany her to a couples and single fems only party; me being a single bloke I was in my element. Tried again with her that night, couldn't even get hard, she'd took all her clothes off this time and had "curves" in all the wrong places. played with another woman who was 45, great figure and very sexy, got hard straight away and that was just through kissing, had a great time. Will play with her again.
There are just some people you can't get a boner for, this lass one was one of them. She describes herself as curvy, whilst another girl I'm talking to and met at the party is way too modest, says she's large but is nowhere near as lardy; just a bit beefy, but she's got a nice face and pretty cute so I'll probs fuck her next time :P
nice. she should have described herself as lumpy m8. I had sex with a 45 year old russian model once and she was way hotter than a lot of girls on okcupid / POF. And she was not as crass/dumb as some of those young chickens -
2017-03-24 at 11:34 PM UTCWrite HampTheToker on her stomach, ass, or said rack and post it up.
Your wife sounds like a keeper. Somehow, I think she'd be into it.
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2017-03-24 at 11:37 PM UTCPOF full of attention seekers with glitter and foundation blown up their arses, mugs game, same with tindr even though it's easy. The women are just so boring and hypocritically frigid. Swinging scene is where it's at, I've never had so much fun or met so many interesting people. If I end up with someone though I'm hoping she's bisexual and just plays with other women and brings them into play with me too, not gonna let no bloke fuck my wife unless his wife's hotter than mine and we swap lol.
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2017-03-24 at 11:49 PM UTCWrite the niggasin.space URL across her ass and get some better lighting.
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2017-03-24 at 11:54 PM UTC
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2017-03-25 at 12:08 AM UTC
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2017-03-25 at 12:09 AM UTCpost crack
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2017-03-25 at 12:09 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Fags always smell their own. But fags do hit on straight guys because they like the challenge, just like how straight guys hit on lesbos.
I was at work back in the summer leaning over the counter wearing short shorts and a tank top because it was hot outside and I turn around my co-worker who I figured was straight was standing 15 feet away breathing heavily staring at me like a fucking weirdo. I then went to the freezer to go drink some whiskey cause I was kinda weirded out. But he's not actually gay, he just likes to mess around with younger guys in a playful kinda way i realized.
He's actually a ladys man and used to tour with screeching weasel when he was a lad.
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-03-24T22:55:16.451912+00:00
no. fags hit on fags because they know they're faggots -
2017-03-25 at 12:10 AM UTC
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2017-03-25 at 12:11 AM UTCyou wish jellyfish
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2017-03-25 at 12:14 AM UTC
Originally posted by Mernard Banning POF full of attention seekers with glitter and foundation blown up their arses, mugs game, same with tindr even though it's easy. The women are just so boring and hypocritically frigid. Swinging scene is where it's at, I've never had so much fun or met so many interesting people. If I end up with someone though I'm hoping she's bisexual and just plays with other women and brings them into play with me too, not gonna let no bloke fuck my wife unless his wife's hotter than mine and we swap lol.
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2017-03-25 at 12:16 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby pretty much this I've had a couple guys hit me up on dating sites that set up there profiles as women.. so they can view straight guys and they are always offering xanax or to smoke me out with meth.. and they are relentless they are always like "lol haha nah fool I'm not gay bro.. dude. wtf.. wanna eat some pills and chill and let me suckle on ur tip bro?"
there are legitimate gay guys out there that really think pussssay is gross, but I've also come to realize that there are gay guys that fetishize the cock or male ass / can't get women anymore, and i think the latter is where bill the cat is coming from.
He's not into the gay scene but he will totally face fuck a boi to satisfy a psychological deficiency
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-03-24T23:08:57.724832+00:00
you are delusional.
fags hit on you because you give off fag vibes.
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2017-03-25 at 12:17 AM UTC
