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  1. #21
    Originally posted by ⠀ L­anny⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ hopefully.

    considering you mentioned '.38' in your original list, along with helium, youve already made is hilariously apparent your demise is going to be entertaining for someone that isnt you.

    to anyone else that is considering suicide who isnt an everlasting cockslobber my recommendation is a 12gauge shotgun loaded with 3" (or longer) hollowpoint slugs (the type doesnt matter) or buckshot of any size with a '0' in it. the process is to hold the muzzle in the mouth, with the lips tightly closed, with the path of projectile aiming diagonal to the 'bald spot' at the top/back of the head.

    foolproof.

    the tightly closed lips will contain the several-thousand-fps expanding gasses within the skull to cause virtually instantaneous death due to the shockwave, and since the human skull isnt physically capable of containing such forces, it will literally explode. the slugs/buckshot going about 1,000fps-plus is pretty much redundant, but a good insurance policy if your lips arent tightly expressing their love for the muzzle and some of the expanding gasses manage to find their way out..

    also a great option for death by pity when all the EMTs hold your face together while you slowly die and gasp for breath.
  2. #22
    Originally posted by ⠀ L­anny⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ no…that is why i said pointing to the top/back of the head, the 'bald spot', because at that angle the expanding gasses have momentum that forces it to penetrate the thin bones of the 'mouth', then excessively pressurize the skull, resulting in rapid omnidirectional separation at a high rate of speed. regardless, the initial shockwave will cause death. the human skull is not physically capable of withstanding even a small fraction of that amount of energy.

    sounds great in theory, but ive heard of way too many gun in mouth suicide attempts gone wrong. gone wrong as in prolonged suffering eventually ending in death a few hours later. why not use a different method that is pain free and foolproof?
  3. #23
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by WolfgangBladt sounds great in theory, but ive heard of way too many gun in mouth suicide attempts gone wrong. gone wrong as in prolonged suffering eventually ending in death a few hours later. why not use a different method that is pain free and foolproof?

    because odette is talking out his ass like normal
  4. #24
    Originally posted by A College Professor because odette is talking out his ass like normal

    is odette lanny or antifa member?
  5. #25
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by WolfgangBladt is odette lanny or antifa member?

    lanny with greater than or equal to three underscores. antifa member is Mexi-Cream
  6. #26
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Don't listen to anything ACP says
  7. #27
    Originally posted by A College Professor lanny with greater than or equal to three underscores. antifa member is Mexi-Cream

    errr ok weirdo
  8. #28
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Antifa Member Don't listen to anything ACP says

    how come
  9. #29
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Antifa Member Don't listen to anything ACP says
  10. #30
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by WolfgangBladt sounds great in theory, but ive heard of way too many gun in mouth suicide attempts gone wrong. gone wrong as in prolonged suffering eventually ending in death a few hours later. why not use a different method that is pain free and foolproof?

    usually it's bullets not doing enough damage to the brain to shut it down. Shockwave aside if you get 00 buck bouncing around in your skull it's going to turn everything in there into soup
  11. #31
    Originally posted by aldra usually it's bullets not doing enough damage to the brain to shut it down. Shockwave aside if you get 00 buck bouncing around in your skull it's going to turn everything in there into soup

    as i said, it sounds great in theory, but there are much better ways to end yourself painlessly.

    https://theync.com/face-of-russian-gore.htm
    https://theync.com/shotgun-fail.htm
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Antifa Member That sounds impossible

    When your arms start to get numb, grab that handle with both hands and dig in even harder and faster.
  13. #33
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WolfgangBladt as i said, it sounds great in theory, but there are much better ways to end yourself painlessly.

    https://theync.com/face-of-russian-gore.htm
    https://theync.com/shotgun-fail.htm

    Having a porn ad on the first link was a killer introduction
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. #34
    Ghost Black Hole
    a big explosion

    Originally posted by Antifa Member Having a porn ad on the first link was a killer introduction

    you have never been to YNC before lol?
  15. #35
    netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
  16. #36
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by netstat you can tell he fucked up the angle and position of the gun, most likely had it aimed at his chin tilted slightly forward which is why it only blew off the front of his face, do it the way finny explained and it's as close to guaranteed death as you can get

    then do it that way, pussy.
  17. #37
    Originally posted by WellHung then do it that way, pussy.

    Hey REATARD who has a testicular chin, go get off the gas you fake ass pimp who sucks his thumb
  18. #38
    netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
  19. #39
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Both. An elaborate pulley mechanism pulls the trigger on the .38 in your mouth as you slump from passing out during the fentanyl OD.
  20. #40
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by netstat no, i'm still needed on earth

    the judenplague is here and i am the cure

    ur a gutless coward.
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