Carhopping

1. 2017-03-23 at 4:16 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I will bump it daily now
2. 2017-03-24 at 3:49 PM UTC

   #22
   Mernard Banning Yung Blood
   I don't know many people dumb enough to leave their cars unlocked, but I knew plenty dumb enough to leave them in a bowl at the bottom of the stairs or a hook in plain view from the letterbox. Those who didn't get a cage put on to catch their mail were easy picking to someone with a wooden rod and a magnet attached to the end of it, they could just put it rhough, pick up the keys and there you go, most of them didn't put the immobiliser far from their keys either so they too could be picked up.
   
   If you get the key it saves so much attention being drawn to you and just makes robbery that much easier. So pickpocket in the day or go looking through peoples' letterboxes late at night.
3. 2017-03-24 at 3:55 PM UTC

   #23
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Dargo Please don't be a nigger. Stick with your job and focus on either picking up a trade or prepping for college. You don't need to stoop to petty thievery.

   
   bhaaaaa
4. 2017-03-24 at 4:20 PM UTC

   #24
   Mernard Banning Yung Blood
   Tbh I fully advocate crime/theft being commited towards lefty whites, blacks, jedis, muslims, browns and people of an abrahamic faith. Welcome to da jungle, bitches. Well, not so much advocate, but I literally do not care.
5. 2017-03-24 at 4:41 PM UTC

   #25
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by cerakote can we stop bumping this 3-month-old thread please thank you

   
   right after you suck every dick within 3 square miles
6. 2017-03-24 at 4:42 PM UTC

   #26
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Mernard Banning Tbh I fully advocate crime/theft being commited towards lefty whites, blacks, jedis, muslims, browns and people of an abrahamic faith. Welcome to da jungle, bitches. Well, not so much advocate, but I literally do not care.

   
   signed
7. 2017-04-08 at 2:11 AM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   how do you hop a car. with cool shocks
8. 2017-04-08 at 2:13 AM UTC

   #28
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by spacepantz how do you hop a car. with cool shocks

   
   translate that into english
9. 2017-04-08 at 2:21 AM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Like getting really springy shocks and jumping your making it hop.
10. 2017-04-08 at 2:41 AM UTC

    #30
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by infinityshock make sure you live stream your antics so everyone can watch when it happen's to you

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by reject Do you understand past tense

    
    Again, you're clueless. Stop trying to be relevant on topics you suck at. Thank you.
11. 2017-04-08 at 2:42 AM UTC

    #31
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by spacepantz Like getting really springy shocks and jumping your making it hop.

    
    C4 with intermittent ripple detonations
12. 2017-04-08 at 2:45 AM UTC

    #32
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Again, you're clueless. Stop trying to be relevant on topics you suck at. Thank you.

    
    theres a dick in my pants for you to suck on.
    
    I'm not joking, I'm completely serious.
    
    literally...suck the dick in my pants. place your tonsils on the head of my dick and inhale until your lungs are filled with my ball sack sauce
13. 2017-04-08 at 2:59 AM UTC

    #33
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah I don't believe you.
14. 2017-04-08 at 3:40 AM UTC

    #34
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah I don't believe you.

    
    ask your mother
15. 2017-04-08 at 3:42 AM UTC

    #35
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    She told me you had a massively gaping vagina.
16. 2017-04-08 at 4:09 AM UTC

    #36
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ She told me you had a massively gaping vagina.

    
    she certainly did after I was finished with her.
    
    the same as your asshole when your favorite uncle loaned out yours to all his friends