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Will I die if I kill myself?

  1. #21
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Heard!
  2. #22
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    okay guy who isnt suppressed
  3. #23
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I changed my mind I want them moony side to the side, in orbit around my glass of orange juice.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #24
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Like those idiots who go shoot up a school. What did kids ever do to anyone? Why take out your life's frustrations on children? Just goes to prove how they're all really false flags, strictly for political spin. A person who's really frustrated with the system would logically take out deserving targets, and they probably do, but we never get to hear about it.

    i think it is a moot point. if ur going out, it doesnt matter what you do or who you take down with you. its not like youll be around to face the consequences, so kill a pigeon, kill a wariat, or kill a baby, kill no one, kill everyone.
  5. #25
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by WolfgangBladt i think it is a moot point. if ur going out, it doesnt matter what you do or who you take down with you. its not like youll be around to face the consequences, so kill a pigeon, kill a wariat, or kill a baby, kill no one, kill everyone.

    i think thats pretty selfish, bromo
  6. #26
    Originally posted by A College Professor i think thats pretty selfish, bromo

    if you really care about the world and everyone else you are planning to leave behind, you are not yet knocking on suicide's door
  7. #27
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Just write letters and live in the woods? That sounds uncomfortable.

    What I'm saying is fuck humanity off and be one with nature.

    Could always just send nail bombs to NAMBLA
  8. #28
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by mmQ I wanna kill myself but I dont want my friends and familia to be sad so I dont want to actually die. I just wanna kill myself so I dont have to have responsibilities any more but I want to not die so people think I'm still alive or whatever. Is there a workaround here? Maybe if I freeze myself to death my family would be like it's ok hes not dead hes just frozen he'll be back, we arent sad because hes just frozen. Then also I dont have to go to work anymore because I'm frozen.

    That's what I'll do. Thanks.

    Get married and have child(ren), mmqutes.
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