2021-02-18 at 10:27 PM UTC
I wanna kill myself but I dont want my friends and familia to be sad so I dont want to actually die. I just wanna kill myself so I dont have to have responsibilities any more but I want to not die so people think I'm still alive or whatever. Is there a workaround here? Maybe if I freeze myself to death my family would be like it's ok hes not dead hes just frozen he'll be back, we arent sad because hes just frozen. Then also I dont have to go to work anymore because I'm frozen.
That's what I'll do. Thanks.
2021-02-18 at 10:57 PM UTC
Your best bet is to make yourself seem like you vanished without a trace, by leaving a map of the Bahamas or the West Indies behind. People will put two and two together quickly. Then just jump into an abandoned well or something.
2021-02-18 at 10:57 PM UTC
I'm going to defer to SpectraL on this one, he's good at dealing with these matters.
2021-02-18 at 11:06 PM UTC
I'd do a unabomber but not bomb people.
2021-02-18 at 11:14 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Kill someone who hurts children or animals, then you'll be in prison and they'll be like "dam he's a bretty Kool guy 4 doin dat" then if you hang yourself by a bedsheet later they'll be like "Kool, we understand, now we dont have to put money on his books and drive upstate to see him. What a nice guy"
It's basically a win/win/win that any trained therapist would tell you to do. That's why you came to this site with this quandary
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2021-02-18 at 11:22 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Sudo
Kill someone who hurts children or animals, then you'll be in prison and they'll be like "dam he's a bretty Kool guy 4 doin dat" then if you hang yourself by a bedsheet later they'll be like "Kool, we understand, now we dont have to put money on his books and drive upstate to see him. What a nice guy"
It's basically a win/win/win that any trained therapist would tell you to do. That's why you came to this site with this quandary
I've thought about this. if you're not going to live for yourself and don't feel like you can add something worthwhile to the world, why not dedicate yourself to removing the things that disgust you?
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2021-02-18 at 11:49 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Robert Mugabe
I'd do a unabomber but not bomb people.
Just write letters and live in the woods? That sounds uncomfortable.
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2021-02-18 at 11:50 PM UTC
Like those idiots who go shoot up a school. What did kids ever do to anyone? Why take out your life's frustrations on children? Just goes to prove how they're all really false flags, strictly for political spin. A person who's really frustrated with the system would logically take out deserving targets, and they probably do, but we never get to hear about it.
2021-02-19 at 2:29 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I'll be the scalpel in the hand of a drunken god
2021-02-19 at 2:37 AM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
that dude's manifesto is my bible
2021-02-19 at 3:06 AM UTC
I don't know but I'd definitely like to see you find out.
Let me know what happens.
2021-02-19 at 3:20 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
remember that kid that blew his head clean off with a KSG?
apparently he was in some tranny discord and posted photos of himself crossdressing, they blackmailed him and told him they'd send the photos of him to his parents if he didn't start HRT, badabing badaBOOM
2021-02-19 at 4:04 AM UTC
No no no I decided they wont be sad if I kill myself because they want me to, so I'm gonna wait until next Christmas when all of my family is gathered, and I'm gonna take one of my cousin's babies and slit its throat right in front of everyone and then when they're all horrified and angry at what I've done, I'll tell them that they're right that I'm a bad person and dont deserve to live, and then I'll stand in front of the Christmas tree and blow my brains out with a shotgun, and itll be sort of a happy ending for everyone. 🤩
2021-02-19 at 4:11 AM UTC
how do you want it cooked
