hookers walking down my street

1. 2017-03-22 at 2:30 PM UTC

   #1
   nonarky Houston
   they look terrible, they started appearing out of no where, like 4 of them keep walking up and down the street, knocking on car wwndows n shit and being annoying.
   
   how can i get them to go away?
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2. 2017-03-22 at 2:31 PM UTC

   #2
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by nonarky they look terrible, they started appearing out of no where, like 4 of them keep walking up and down the street, knocking on car wwndows n shit and being annoying.
   
   how can i get them to go away?

   
   call the police or go outside with a gun
3. 2017-03-22 at 2:35 PM UTC

   #3
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   Just find some better looking hookers to walk near them, maybe they will put them out of business...
4. 2017-03-22 at 2:38 PM UTC

   #4
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by trippymindfuk Just find some better looking hookers to walk near them, maybe they will put them out of business…

   
   i think the problem is streetwalkers being generally bothersome
5. 2017-03-22 at 7:24 PM UTC

   #5
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   tell thm thare a fun fair
6. 2017-03-22 at 9:13 PM UTC

   #6
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by nonarky they look terrible, they started appearing out of no where, like 4 of them keep walking up and down the street, knocking on car wwndows n shit and being annoying.
   
   how can i get them to go away?

   
   you give them money, stick your dick it them, THEN tell them to go away
   
   and...post pics
7. 2017-03-22 at 10:04 PM UTC

   #7
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   tell em theres free crack on the other side of town.
8. 2017-03-22 at 10:14 PM UTC

   #8
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Wear a sheet over yourself and spook them away.
9. 2017-03-24 at 2:32 PM UTC

   #9
   Mernard Banning Yung Blood
   Do you live in fucking Mexico or somet... oh, Houston, lol. Go cow boy on their ass; rope em, reign em in and hogtie then sell to the highest bidder.
10. 2017-03-24 at 2:34 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Offer them a tenner for a blow job
11. 2017-03-24 at 2:43 PM UTC

    #11
    Mernard Banning Yung Blood

    Originally posted by reject Offer them a tenner for a blow job

    
    Lol, I went to a spa in Ripley on Wednesday only expecting the usual massage and happy ending, boy you should have seen my face when I ended up shagging both birds (one my age and one a bit older and quite MILFY, good kisser too). I came out smelling of fanny and baby oil, just looked at 2 lads passing and had a laugh from the get go "it's fucking great in there ain't it?" haha.
12. 2017-03-24 at 9:31 PM UTC

    #12
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    5 pond an a bag of weed
13. 2017-03-24 at 11:38 PM UTC

    #13
    

    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Wrap it before it you tap it, son.
    
    You don't want the herp...or worse.
14. 2017-03-24 at 11:39 PM UTC

    #14
    Mernard Banning Yung Blood
    lol, I'm a div. I read "houston" and thought it was his location.
15. 2017-03-24 at 11:40 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Don't be a derp or you'll get the herp!
16. 2017-03-24 at 11:41 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    get her to hold up the NIGGASIN.SPACE URL on a sign for a few smokes and some cash.
17. 2017-03-25 at 4:10 AM UTC

    #17
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    bymp
18. 2017-03-25 at 4:10 AM UTC

    #18
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    give her a booty bup
19. 2017-03-26 at 5:24 AM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump get her to hold up the NIGGASIN.SPACE URL on a sign for a few smokes and some cash.

    
    i gotta do this
20. 2017-03-26 at 6:24 AM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Rub one out really hard, just as you're about to pop a nut, yell "Order Up" and let it fly out the window while throwing some cash at them and saying "Here's your change"