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2016-12-06 at 2:54 AM UTCPost your pets' experiences with carhopping. My cats are planning to maybe carhop sometime soon as the neighborhoods close by are full of sleepy oldtimers.
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2016-12-06 at 2:58 AM UTCWe're all pretty much grown up past that (I think). Anyway, what's there to say about it that hasn't already been said. Wear dark clothes. Wear a backpack. Have a flashlight. Open cars. Check garage doors. The end.
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2016-12-06 at 7:30 AM UTCdon't forget gloves
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2016-12-06 at 7:41 AM UTCI used to love these threads on totse/zoklet. I am against stealing from other people but for some reason it always felt very interesting to me.
When I was in high school I used to look for cars with cigarettes in them to and from school since I couldn't buy them. I would try the handles and have stolen a few packs. I feel bad now though as someone addicted to nicotine (not cigarettes anymore) but to wake up and find your pack gone boy that would be a bummer. I also used to hang out at apartment complexes and jump over the little wall to peoples little porch/yard area and take packs of cigarettes from there.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-06 at 12:33 PM UTCSorry but my critters dont know how to operate vehicle mechanisms.
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2017-03-21 at 3:10 AM UTCWhoever said try to open garage doors, check your local laws first. I was there years ago, thought I'd get like a class C misdemeanor because I was only taking change and shit out of unlocked cars. Nope, even if it's not locked, you go into someone's garage, boom FELONY FUCKING BURGLARY. Not worth it, I'm still fucking traumatized from when I was a stupid pussy kid hearing my attorney explain how many YEARS I was facing. Thank The Great Space Nigga im Himmel it didn't turn out that way, yeah I know they stack charges to see what sticks but even so it sucks cause you have so little leverage in a plea bargain.
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2017-03-21 at 3:13 AM UTC
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2017-03-21 at 3:25 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra don't wear pants though they'll make you less aerodynamic
Oh of course no pants, I figured that was implied.
Originally posted by BennyProfane Whoever said try to open garage doors, check your local laws first. I was there years ago, thought I'd get like a class C misdemeanor because I was only taking change and shit out of unlocked cars. Nope, even if it's not locked, you go into someone's garage, boom FELONY FUCKING BURGLARY. Not worth it, I'm still fucking traumatized from when I was a stupid pussy kid hearing my attorney explain how many YEARS I was facing. Thank The Great Space Nigga im Himmel it didn't turn out that way, yeah I know they stack charges to see what sticks but even so it sucks cause you have so little leverage in a plea bargain.
Laws schmaws. This is about carhopping. Fuck the consequences. The cars inside garages are far more likely to have valuables left inside them , not to mention the things you can find in the garage itself. -
2017-03-21 at 3:48 AM UTCits all fun and games until someone gets 12gauge lead poisoning. then its hilarious.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/friend-exchange-student-shot-montana-homeowner-thought-burglaries-were-game-n264981 -
2017-03-21 at 3:56 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock its all fun and games until someone gets 12gauge lead poisoning. then its hilarious.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/friend-exchange-student-shot-montana-homeowner-thought-burglaries-were-game-n264981
People that are dumb enough to leave their shit unlocked are generally not the type to sit up all night with their shotgun waiting for someone to break in.
Source: me having broken into thousands of cars and garages without ever encountering a single person. -
2017-03-21 at 4:27 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ People that are dumb enough to leave their shit unlocked are generally not the type to sit up all night with their shotgun waiting for someone to break in.
Source: me having broken into thousands of cars and garages without ever encountering a single person.
you should have loaned some of your luck to that dead nigger...he could have used it the night someone left their shit unlocked and sat up all night with their shotgun waiting for someone to break in.
so they could kill them. -
2017-03-21 at 4:44 AM UTCIt wasn't good luck on my part, it was bad luck on his part. 99.9% of the time, at least, if a house is pitch black at night it's because everyone is sleeping or not home. If you happen to encounter the one looney that sits up all night on the super off chance someone robs him, such is life.
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2017-03-21 at 5:16 AM UTC
Originally posted by cerakote Post your pets' experiences with carhopping. My cats are planning to maybe carhop sometime soon as the neighborhoods close by are full of sleepy oldtimers.
Please don't be a nigger. Stick with your job and focus on either picking up a trade or prepping for college. You don't need to stoop to petty thievery. -
2017-03-21 at 5:23 AM UTCI got rope carhopping once, and change and smokes.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-03-22 at 11:07 PM UTCif u went to jail u wud hav propaly made connecs an be rich by nowThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-03-23 at 12:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ It wasn't good luck on my part, it was bad luck on his part. 99.9% of the time, at least, if a house is pitch black at night it's because everyone is sleeping or not home. If you happen to encounter the one looney that sits up all night on the super off chance someone robs him, such is life.
make sure you live stream your antics so everyone can watch when it happen's to you -
2017-03-23 at 12:25 PM UTCDo you understand past tenseThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-03-23 at 1:10 PM UTC
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2017-03-23 at 1:44 PM UTC
Originally posted by bling bling if u went to jail u wud hav propaly made connecs an be rich by now
The jail in my city is like a cathedral of rattex. All the tech heads look at is as a free hotel you go to to dry out and take a T break then you hit the streets and party again. When I got that front page flush every person I was dealing with all were jail friends. There are so many in my hood -
2017-03-23 at 2:06 PM UTCcan we stop bumping this 3-month-old thread please thank you
