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  1. Some silly old cunt at the bus stop tried telling me I couldn't smoke there after I'd finished my cig, I pointed out it was a 3 sided structure so I legally could, she told me not to be rude so I stared at her and rolled and smoked another cig, forcing her back out into the rain.

    Win for reject
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by reject Some silly old cunt at the bus stop tried telling me I couldn't smoke there after I'd finished my cig, I pointed out it was a 3 sided structure so I legally could, she told me not to be rude so I stared at her and rolled and smoked another cig, forcing her back out into the rain.

    Win for reject

    Haha that shit is straight out of a movie. Perfect opportunity to take a big drag and blow it directly in her face.

    "Oh whoops excuse me sorry about that."
  3. If she asked me before I started smoking if I minded stepping out I would have said sure that's fine, but it's the fact she moved, waited for me to finish smoking, then sat back down and started passive aggressively bitching to some other old cunt that pissed me off.

    I hate old people
  4. I would have pulled out the tek pipe and started playing coathangers on my phone and smoke it clean in one go
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I don't remember walking home last night.


  6. Post last edited by Captain Falcon at 2017-03-20T17:20:48.389027+00:00
  7. Originally posted by mmQ Go to the pub and start asking around. I can't think of an easier way to do it.

    I know a couple of old friends here who might be able to help but I haven't spoke to them in 6 months+

    However having a phone book which is 95% dealers I should be fine. I'll just send out a mass txt to everyone next time I need smoke
  8. Holy fuck barely ate or slept the entire weekend including the Friday I took off. Stayed up until 1am cleaning the tech pipe stem resin. Woke up and did a bump been pouring sweat ever since got into work and I'm having the best day I ever had since I started here in September, what the fuck.

    I'm faster stronger outperforming everyone. This is perfection. Fuck mongolroy life tekdot life is where its at
  9. thought I told you, baby, I won't ask
    Where you been and why you talkin' so fast
    Do what you want and leave me alone
    I'm not the kind to sit and wait by the phone

    And you try (to be the one)
    And you try (to be the one)
    And you try, but you just can't see

    And you try (to be the one)
    And you try (to be the one)
    And you try, but you're not for me

    Hey
    You like it when I stay
    But I want you to go away
    Go away


  10. This is perfection. I'm the zigly. Fuck rattex.
  11. Holy shit my pupils are fucking massive fuck it lol
  12. Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Holy fuck barely ate or slept the entire weekend including the Friday I took off. Stayed up until 1am cleaning the tech pipe stem resin. Woke up and did a bump been pouring sweat ever since got into work and I'm having the best day I ever had since I started here in September, what the fuck.

    I'm faster stronger outperforming everyone. This is perfection. Fuck mongolroy life tekdot life is where its at

    I bet you just stand there monged out to fuck thinking about what you should be doing whilst your coworkers are facepalming and doing all your work and getting pissed off cos they have to pick up the slack
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  13. bling bling Dark Matter
    i toled u the forum wud come bak in a week aftr olways ppl think ther bad wen the sun comes owt than 1` week later theyr doign the same shit
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  14. :( vanilla wafers :|

    (i'm not eating any vanilla wafers :)
  15. Normally I can come in Monday morning do half the weeks work finish up by Wednesday then do shipping and customer orders but today I came in and got like double the amount of skids I normally got and I fucking did it all and its lunch time.

    What the ever living fuck. I just did an entire weeks work in a few hours. I'm done already... O.O how the fuck.

    Just starting to come down now, I'm really really hungry eating everything in sight but I swear to god my pupils are still fucking giant I am still sweating like mad still and feel so full of energy, just not high anymore. This is the greatest day ive had at work all year!

    I did one bump ONE TINY BUMP god damn this shit should be in every fucking vending machine on every street corner and office. I'm gonna try parachuting a small amount tomorrow because fuck snortski



    Originally posted by reject I bet you just stand there monged out to fuck thinking about what you should be doing whilst your coworkers are facepalming and doing all your work and getting pissed off cos they have to pick up the slack

    You've never worked a day in your life or done real drugs you don't want your talking about kid. Get out there and get a front page flush, score a bag and go to work, its easy.

    http://niggasin.space/thread/8734
  16. Vanilla Warfare.

    Thanks Schplew for reminding me that I still got to eat a protein bar today. They are so fucking delicious. They are full of Vitamines and they actually make you feel kinda full instead of giving you permanent cravings like high carb chocolate bars.

    They are still a sweet and should be treated as such but I really prefer a high quality protein bar over a Snickers.
  17. bling bling Dark Matter
    jus drink a rostar is has 210% of ur vidamines :d:DD or buy like 2 ES for same price :d:DDD buyt they no sell es in paki store ecept premier
  18. Fuck energy drinks. I masturbated drinking a Rockstar Valentino Rossi Fuck Your Mother Edition while at work once. It was like crashing from a three week MDPV binge. Never again.
  19. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dargo I guess that's good he was able to hide it. It came back later though?

    yeah but hes been dry since 8/8/14
  20. cerakote African Astronaut
    just picked up a 96ct box of 30mg pse, how much tech would that yield me

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