What objects do you enjoy shoving up your ass?

1. 2020-11-18 at 5:42 PM UTC

   #41
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No need for the towel, we'll use STL's daughter to soak up the juices.

   
   Is she really that absorbent? Its gonna get pretty bad.
2. 2020-11-18 at 5:43 PM UTC

   #42
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Reason #416:
   
   

   Originally posted by stl1 Hey…I've taken 8,000 volts to my nose. Bet you can't beat that!
   
   I was in a customer's home and checking out their electronic air cleaner while I must have had my hand on the furnace for a ground because a spark from the EAC jumped to my nose. All I remember was a white light in my brain and me on the floor. Only happened once and that was one time too many, believe me!

3. 2020-11-18 at 5:43 PM UTC

   #43
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Yet another horse's ass heard from.
4. 2020-11-18 at 5:48 PM UTC

   #44
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by stl1 That's being an extreme asshole…even for you, Jiggly.

   
   Shove it up your ass...
5. 2020-11-18 at 5:49 PM UTC

   #45
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Is she really that absorbent? Its gonna get pretty bad.

   
   Well she soaks up her dad's bullshit so I think so.
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6. 2020-11-18 at 5:57 PM UTC

   #46
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Jiggle Booty is just jealous because she is making 3 times the money he makes.
   
   She just last week went out and bought a brand new $40,000 Hyundai Palisade.
   
   Jiggly, did you go buy some more used tires for your car last week again?
7. 2020-11-18 at 5:57 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Might try shoving a Christmas tree up my ass next month
8. 2020-11-18 at 5:58 PM UTC

   #48
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well she soaks up her dad's bullshit so I think so.

   
   I dont know if anyone will ever really be able to appreciate how perfect that line really was. I applaude you, MATE.
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9. 2020-11-18 at 6:18 PM UTC

   #49
   

   joe biden Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Grylls Might try shoving a Christmas tree up my ass next month

   
   Your asshole is cavernous enough for a fleet of aircraft carriers to do a synchronized boat show.
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10. 2020-11-18 at 6:19 PM UTC

    #50
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    She has faith in her father because of our history together and all of the things I take care of for her so she can concentrate on making more money.
11. 2020-11-18 at 6:21 PM UTC

    #51
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Watch out, folks. Dewglass just cashed his latest check from the dish tank. He's feeling like a bad ass.

    
    womp womp nice try lil fucko
12. 2020-11-18 at 6:23 PM UTC

    #52
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "My daughter has new tires on her vehicle, shes obviously a better person than you because of that."
    
    - a retarded person
13. 2020-11-18 at 6:37 PM UTC

    #53
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by mmQ "My daughter has new tires on her vehicle, shes obviously a better person than you because of that."
    
    - a retarded person

    
    some peoples kids..
14. 2020-11-18 at 6:56 PM UTC

    #54
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby womp womp nice try lil fucko

    
    Stay moist, herpbro.
15. 2020-11-18 at 6:57 PM UTC

    #55
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by mmQ "My daughter has new tires on her vehicle, shes obviously a better person than you because of that."
    
    - a retarded person

    
    
    
    So much for your daughter.
    
    My daughter has a brand new $40,000 vehicle riding on her brand new tires.
16. 2020-11-18 at 7:06 PM UTC

    #56
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by stl1 So much for your daughter.
    
    My daughter has a brand new $40,000 vehicle riding on her brand new tires.

    
    I hope for her sake it's a self-driving vehicle because she's sure as shit not mentally fit enough to be able to operate it properly on her own, if her father's mental retardation is any indication.
17. 2020-11-18 at 7:10 PM UTC

    #57
    

    joe biden Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by stl1 So much for your daughter.
    
    My daughter has a brand new $40,000 vehicle riding on her brand new tires.

    
    I'm macaroni and cheese and I groped your daughter.
18. 2020-11-18 at 7:24 PM UTC

    #58
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Lets pump up that pussy fam with some jock jams, chickens
    
    
19. 2020-11-18 at 7:24 PM UTC

    #59
    

    Bugz Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Cucumbers, carrots, fists?
    
    Discuss.

    
    Doh, what do we got here. A Little Faggot
    -R Lee Ermey. Boys of Company C
20. 2020-11-18 at 7:27 PM UTC

    #60
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by joe biden I'm macaroni and cheese and I groped your daughter.

    
    That's right, Infinity. Out of every orifice. Flow freely.