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What objects do you enjoy shoving up your ass?
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2020-11-18 at 3:32 PM UTClady fingers
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2020-11-18 at 3:49 PM UTC
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2020-11-18 at 3:50 PM UTCFelicity Kendal
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2020-11-18 at 4:27 PM UTCRobert Mugabe
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2020-11-18 at 4:51 PM UTCI'm Joe mama and I dont have a small African child up my ass right now.
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2020-11-18 at 4:54 PM UTC5 DD batteries stacked end to end and taped together with duct tape
A bag of popcorn
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2020-11-18 at 4:57 PM UTCThe complete season 5 of Shameless
Soggy apple jacks
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2020-11-18 at 5:01 PM UTChydrocodone, meth
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2020-11-18 at 5:15 PM UTCprobably drugs lol
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2020-11-18 at 5:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ 5 DD batteries stacked end to end and taped together with duct tape
A bag of popcorn
Pictures of people's tongues
That's only 7 1/2 volts, pussy.
Try 5 car batteries for 60 vdc.
Better yet, try two bare wires cut from a lamp and inserted up your gaping asshole for a nice 120 vac. -
2020-11-18 at 5:17 PM UTC
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2020-11-18 at 5:24 PM UTCWatch out, folks. Dewglass just cashed his latest check from the dish tank. He's feeling like a bad ass.
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2020-11-18 at 5:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by stl1 That's only 7 1/2 volts, pussy.
Try 5 car batteries for 60 vdc.
Better yet, try two bare wires cut from a lamp and inserted up your gaping asshole for a nice 120 vac.
Mine cant handle that. That's way out of my league, gramps. Tricks like that are best left to the seasoned vets such as yourself. We salute your service. -
2020-11-18 at 5:28 PM UTCYou're the one sticking batteries up your bunghole, not me!
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2020-11-18 at 5:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by stl1 You're the one sticking batteries up your bunghole, not me!
You're the one questioning the integrity of my anal voltage capacity, gramps. It therefore stands to reason that you've intaken far higher voltage amounts than myself, what with you being a manly man and totally not a pussy. -
2020-11-18 at 5:34 PM UTCThere is nothing wrong with your DDs MMQ...ignore him and come back to bed.
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2020-11-18 at 5:35 PM UTC
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2020-11-18 at 5:38 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-11-18 at 5:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ You're the one questioning the integrity of my anal voltage capacity, gramps. It therefore stands to reason that you've intaken far higher voltage amounts than myself, what with you being a manly man and totally not a pussy.
Hey...I've taken 8,000 volts to my nose. Bet you can't beat that!
I was in a customer's home and checking out their electronic air cleaner while I must have had my hand on the furnace for a ground because a spark from the EAC jumped to my nose. All I remember was a white light in my brain and me on the floor. Only happened once and that was one time too many, believe me! -
2020-11-18 at 5:42 PM UTC
