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1. 2017-03-15 at 9:21 AM UTC

   #2541
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ How would they know he has a suspended license if the only they know about is a vehicle description?

   
   I was wondering the same thing but maybe they got a plate number but pulled me over anyway
   
   People sometimes swap plates with a similar vehicle after committing crimes and he would've been able to tell by my registration and insurance card
2. 2017-03-15 at 9:30 AM UTC

   #2542
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher I was wondering the same thing but maybe they got a plate number but pulled me over anyway
   
   People sometimes swap plates with a similar vehicle after committing crimes and he would've been able to tell by my registration and insurance card

   
   True that's about the only thing that makes sense. That's what I was thinking I guess, if they had the plates why would they have pulled you over but you're right, a precautionary thing. I in fact once stole a 2000 Impala and swapped it with identical make model color vehicle plates off a car I found in a parking lot. It's not a bad idea but I suppose it's different if you swap plates with an identical car that also has obvious body damage lol.
3. 2017-03-15 at 9:40 AM UTC

   #2543
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   everyone is jealous of me
4. 2017-03-15 at 9:54 AM UTC

   #2544
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   everybody needs a freedom windmill
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   • The Self Taught Man
5. 2017-03-15 at 9:57 AM UTC

   #2545
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   defend yourselves from economic crusaders with Non-Goyim certified swastika shurikens
   
   they explode into a customizable mixture of holy gases
6. 2017-03-15 at 10:03 AM UTC

   #2546
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   *financial vampires
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   • The Self Taught Man
7. 2017-03-15 at 10:09 AM UTC

   #2547
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   made out of razor sharp silver
8. 2017-03-15 at 10:10 AM UTC

   #2548
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Superimpose a Disneyland landscape behind your freedom windmill.
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   • The Self Taught Man
9. 2017-03-15 at 10:14 AM UTC

   #2549
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   jimmies are mini jedis that live in capsules
10. 2017-03-15 at 10:18 AM UTC

    #2550
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by mmQ Superimpose a Disneyland landscape behind your freedom windmill.

    
    gotta keep it under 9kb from memory, this is already pushing it
11. 2017-03-15 at 12:52 PM UTC

    #2551
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Roses are red
    
    Violets are blue
    
    I'll kill you
12. 2017-03-15 at 12:55 PM UTC

    #2552
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I got drunk and took a bunch of benadryl last night messaged a bunch of girls on online dating with "just a small town girl..."
    
    I forgot how fun dph is. The first few hours of strong delerium are kinda gay fighting to stay awake but after that I can stay up all night tripped out, when you do lay down its an amazing sleep though.
13. 2017-03-15 at 4:46 PM UTC

    #2553
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    How many messaged back?
14. 2017-03-15 at 5:11 PM UTC

    #2554
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by puffy butts made out of razor sharp silver

    
    You won't even have to aim they'll jump in front off wherever you're throwing because they want dat silver.
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    • The Self Taught Man
15. 2017-03-15 at 5:12 PM UTC

    #2555
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That's a beautiful thought.
16. 2017-03-16 at 12:28 AM UTC

    #2556
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher My neighbor and I drive the same exact model of car, same color, same year, everything. We both have front end damage, though mine is much worse. We're even missing the same right rear hubcap.
    
    I got pulled over by a cop on my way home from work tonight. After running my information he said he was looking for a car that matches my car's description exactly, but it wasn't me because he could tell my damage had been there a while. This car had hit someone, drove off, and apparently the driver was driving with a suspended license.
    
    Tl;dr: my neighbor probably hit somebody while driving with a suspended license and then ran lel

    
    I'm pretty sure it was my neighbor, she has new front end damage hahaha
17. 2017-03-16 at 1:10 AM UTC

    #2557
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    $32 for a 12 pack of stella. I get a good buzz from 2 and I grinded my second bud of the night im pretty high, can barely keep my eyes open lol. Gonna play some civ 5 pretty soon here.
    
    Also I tried online dating and its dumb, nobody replies back, am I ugly?, I don't get it.
18. 2017-03-16 at 1:15 AM UTC

    #2558
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump am I ugly?, I don't get it.

    
    Post pics. We'll give feedback.
19. 2017-03-16 at 1:19 AM UTC

    #2559
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbXEbV_b_-w
20. 2017-03-16 at 1:24 AM UTC

    #2560
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dargo Post pics. We'll give feedback.

    
    let me introduce you to the real mr.happy...