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  1. I'm not as high as I should be
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Thank you for your input. I'm a complete pill noob so I just took 3 of them and I'll go from there. Feel free to make fun of me.
  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher I seriously feel for my grandmother though.

    One of her kids went to jail for a decade for a string of armed robberies, and once he made parole, keeps going in and out on drug charges

    Another is a drunk who won't quit getting pregnant with scumbags' children, two of which are lost to one of said scumbags 1000 miles away. So she has now taken to benzo/alcohol/phenibut abuse and keeps getting herself into situations that she and/or myself have to rescue her from, and then tries to shove her newest baby off on her because she has to work/get fucked up and the father is worthless

    Another killed himself for God knows what reason

    Another lives with her but does nothing to support her and is too busy with her boyfriend to do anything useful

    Another was a drug addict and got cancer, was bedridden in the hospital for years, but miraculously recovered. The doctors said there would be no chance of the cancer coming back as long as she stayed clean. So what does she do? Goes right the fuck back to doing crack, gets said cancer or whatever again, and is bedridden in the hospital where she trades her pain meds for crack to her siblings and ends up dying from it.

    And the other is doing fine but barely maintains contact with the rest of the family (understandably)

    Her sister is a welfare leech who does nothing but complain to her on the phone for four hours a day

    Her mother might as well have just committed suicide by chain smoking cigarettes and taking a bottle of ibuprofen per day all while refusing to eat

    Her husband is a truck driver so is never around

    Her niece is a drug addict prostitute who decided she was going to go clean and Godly, and moved in. Then she decided, fuck it, take advantage of all my grandmother's hospitality, then move the fuck back to Indiana and do what she was doing before

    Satanism runs rampant on her side of the family so she is basically ostracized from the rest of her family

    She has a-fib and stress seems to worsen it,and everybody knows this but no one cares

    I am her sole source of comfort but I work night shift and I have my own problems anyway, but I'm not allowed to drink

    I do anyway, and I'm pretty sure she knows it, but unlike the rest of the family I'm not a complete fucking retard when I drink so I don't cause any problems

    Post last edited by Hash Slinging Slasher at 2017-03-14T10:54:18.150746+00:00

    So are we supposed to feel bad for a woman who managed to fuck up her kids to the point they're drunks, junks and one of them even killed himself? Sounds like she made her bed, and the time has come to lay in it.

    Post last edited by Sophie at 2017-03-14T17:11:24.732036+00:00
  4. Originally posted by mmQ Thank you for your input. I'm a complete pill noob so I just took 3 of them and I'll go from there. Feel free to make fun of me.

    What are the strengths?

    If you haven't eaten already today you should eat a bit. Apparently ibuprofen is bad for you on an empty stomach and can give you ulcers but I'm not sure how common it is or likely to happen
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by reject What are the strengths?

    If you haven't eaten already today you should eat a bit. Apparently ibuprofen is bad for you on an empty stomach and can give you ulcers but I'm not sure how common it is or likely to happen

    I haven't eaten. They are 7.5/200.
  6. You should eat.

    And take more.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by reject You should eat.

    And take more.

    Okay. 😊
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  8. Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Just bought some t-pain. Hopefully it will keep me off of the alcohol

    If I start drinking on top of that I'm probably just going to kill myself

    Good for you trying to quit. Even if it is with other drugs I guess.

    You certainly have a fucked up family, but things will eventually get better as you grow up and are able to leave them behind.
  9. Originally posted by Sophie So are we supposed to feel bad for a woman who managed to fuck up her kids to the point they're drunks, junks and one of them even killed himself? Sounds like she made her bed, and the time has come to lay in it.

    Post last edited by Sophie at 2017-03-14T17:11:24.732036+00:00

    I can't help but wonder if it was her doing or not honestly
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny My social group is either marrying off or shifting to include more married people, so I get to hear dudes complaining about their wives on a semi-regular basis.

    I went through a phase of reading TiA a lot because I was bored and it was amusing. There was one article that got linked which was "the cost of having a vagina" or something like that and it was pretty poorly written, really just outrage bait. I mean there might be a point there, if one's sex incurs an economically significant cost that could be significant if having a fair labor market is important to you. But man, if we're going to go down that road penises are fucking expensive. The amount of resources, time, money, emotional investment, dudes spend on romantic sorties is insane and I'm part of that crowd as much as anyone else. The amount of time it takes to maintain a single human relationship is staggering, and intellectual comprehension of that fact does nothing to mitigate the disgusting, brute biological compulsion to seek out opposite sex intimacy. It's repulsive at times, you don't ask for a sex drive but it's central to your psychology anyway, you never think "is it good that I would literally risk my life to get laid?", the answer is yes and there is no reason, nothing in the contents of the intellect, just an unquestionable fact of life endowed by birth to this wretched species of primate. Bleh.

    Just wait until they start having children, if you're lucky and they don't flat out move out they might finally have time to see you irregularly after a few years. Even then there's a good chance you won't want to talk to them or anyone that was from your workplace and returned after parental leave because they spout a disproportionate amount of absolutely mundane anecdotes about their children because evolution designed people to feel theirs are special, to ruminate. Of course fixating on a baby will increase its survival rate. Brain scans show behavior in regions that looks just like severe OCD. Can you imagine if an academic, someone in your social group with an intellectual interest, suddenly shifted to that?

    But man, if we're going to go down that road penises are fucking expensive. The amount of resources, time, money, emotional investment, dudes spend on romantic sorties is insane and I'm part of that crowd as much as anyone else. The amount of time it takes to maintain a single human relationship is staggering, and intellectual comprehension of that fact does nothing to mitigate the disgusting, brute biological compulsion to seek out opposite sex intimacy. It's repulsive at times, you don't ask for a sex drive but it's central to your psychology anyway, you never think "is it good that I would literally risk my life to get laid?", the answer is yes and there is no reason, nothing in the contents of the intellect, just an unquestionable fact of life endowed by birth to this wretched species of primate.

    I was disgusted with it since puberty and so far have not changed my mind. If you only knew what I knew after locking myself away for years, before losing all interest in the world. Ny current judgement is that even romantic love is unjust. If you only knew the horror that underlies almost all human activity, countless facts detailing the worthlessness of humanity.

    Fortunately there's an effective method for dealing with the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world.



    Along with 1mg clonazepam in the morning, some cannabinoids, and amphetamine if I need an energy boost for the day. Will power alone can't beat everything, it's a pretty childish and crude thought. I know exactly why I feel this way, what is occurring, and what will likely happen if I continue, and I still prefer this.
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  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    http://existentialcomics.com/comic/162

    "But I can certainly deduce what it would be like from purely a priori principles!"

    Heh. I wonder how many philosophers were autists. There is the extreme systemizing characteristic.
  12. if you've taken every precaution for more than a decade and this is still the inevitable result, i guess some people are just better off as junkies. good for you, it'll at least add some excitement into your flat life.
  13. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice Heh. I wonder how many philosophers were autists. There is the extreme systemizing characteristic.

    Pretty much all of the ones that weren't french. Plus Descartes, that dude was a super high-level autist. And Socrates was basically executed for being a sperg. Maybe Russell gets a pass.
  14. 800mg DPH + black russians and weed. IU can see the zimmies

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBq3GBADboA
  15. cerakote African Astronaut
    i have returned
  16. cerakote African Astronaut
    also is it true that bling bling got banned

    tiger farnn
  17. My neighbor and I drive the same exact model of car, same color, same year, everything. We both have front end damage, though mine is much worse. We're even missing the same right rear hubcap.

    I got pulled over by a cop on my way home from work tonight. After running my information he said he was looking for a car that matches my car's description exactly, but it wasn't me because he could tell my damage had been there a while. This car had hit someone, drove off, and apparently the driver was driving with a suspended license.

    Tl;dr: my neighbor probably hit somebody while driving with a suspended license and then ran lel
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher My neighbor and I drive the same exact model of car, same color, same year, everything. We both have front end damage, though mine is much worse. We're even missing the same right rear hubcap.

    I got pulled over by a cop on my way home from work tonight. After running my information he said he was looking for a car that matches my car's description exactly, but it wasn't me because he could tell my damage had been there a while. This car had hit someone, drove off, and apparently the driver was driving with a suspended license.

    Tl;dr: my neighbor probably hit somebody while driving with a suspended license and then ran lel

    How would they know he has a suspended license if the only they know about is a vehicle description?
  19. I also opened my glove box to get my registration whilst forgetting there was a loaded handgun in there

    Thankfully the cop didn't freak out about it because as soon as I saw it I closed the glove box and put my hands back on the steering wheel and explained the situation

    He gave me the "you're supposed to tell me about carrying a gun immediately" talk but it was all good and I'm not sure he even actually saw it because he asked where it was

    I'm lucky he didn't ask to search the car because my car is a mess and I had a bag of beer cans under the passenger seat that I'd long forgotten about lel

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