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  1. #21
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    he took advantage of you while you were passed out
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  2. #22
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I don't want to see that girl again, she's a drug addict and I think a homeless prostitute. After I fucked her I was in the bathroom and she was going through my fridge. She babbles incoherently like an mk-ultra survivor / crack head.. Had I known that was her deal before hand I would have never of let her into my place.. she had actually showed up a week earlier unannounced and I told her to fuck off. The only reason why I let her come back later on was because she apologized and I was drunk and horny when she hit me up.

    She missed the train to mars, she's out back counting the cars…

    so you bang her then send her home. you havent learned how to treat women yet?
  3. #23
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yes he does. I rent

    He has a couch and a liter box and my bicycle is in there. I almost never spend any time in there. Last week I woke up naked on the couch there and was totally confused as to why I did that.

    stop acting like youve never been roofied before.
  4. #24
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    nah, he doesn't he will sit next to me and stare at me while im sleeping and when i wake up he will kiss me / punch me in the eye and run away. He's a tosser cat but not a swapper
  5. #25
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock so you bang her then send her home. you havent learned how to treat women yet?

    she asked if i wanted to do anything else and I said no want to just lay down and watch a movie?, so she asked for some bananas and left... I'm not opposed to having girls stay and hang for awhile I even asked her if she wanted to hang for awhile but she didn't want to.

    I saw her homeless on a street corner a couple weeks later and offered her to stay at my place for the night and if she needed any money and she just babbled to her self and was like "oh haha... ur that guy, i dont know that was a lot for me to go thru.." and just pushed her bike and luggage away..

    and then over a year after that messages me on the dating site asking if she can live with me.. kinda weird...
  6. #26
    Shut the fuck up zill the zat nobody likes you except lanny the drunken faggot go suck his cock you homo.
  7. #27
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock stop acting like youve never been roofied before.

    I've overdosed on ghb before and have woke up with my dick being sucked by a chicken but thats it. funny thing on this dating site this guy would hit me up every 6 or so months or so asking if i wanted to hang out and eat some xanax.. i was like im not gay man, and he was like lol.. im not either dude... just wanna hang and eat some xanax with you.. fucking creeeepaaaay
  8. #28
    Everyone on this forum is gay as fuck all you people do is post Bill Krozbys cock.
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  9. #29
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I've overdosed on ghb before and have woke up with my dick being sucked by a chicken but thats it. funny thing on this dating site this guy would hit me up every 6 or so months or so asking if i wanted to hang out and eat some xanax.. i was like im not gay man, and he was like lol.. im not either dude… just wanna hang and eat some xanax with you.. fucking creeeepaaaay

    oh. yea. i remember that. they werent really xanax that i was trying to ply you with...they were roofies.
  10. #30
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Everyone on this forum is gay as fuck all you people do is post Bill Krozbys cock.

    oh really...

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Post some more Bill Krozby cock

    explain your desire for more Bill Krozby cock, eh...
  11. #31
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Since everyone is talking about my cock tonight... might as well tell a story about it. There was this one fat plumper bitch that I texted for like 3 hours one night after smoking some meth, I later told her I was on the meth and sorry for being all weird and annoying. she said it was cool and she finally met up with me. I had just bought some weed and asked her if she wanted to smoke she took a couple hits but I could tell she had reluctance and was only doing it to "fit in" not that I gave a shit whether she smoked or not, I just figured I'd offer since I wanted to get high.

    She sucked my dick for like an hour and a half because I didn't have any condoms and she wasn't willing to have sex with me without condoms, so she just sucked on my dick for a long time, but I could tell that she had a lot of insecurities and couldn't look at me. It was kinda awkward but whatever...

    anyways, a few days later she ask if I can get her some weed from my guy and I'm like yeaah cool im going to get some myself. She comes over and gives me money and my guy comes over and sells me the sacks. I ask if she wants to smoke a bowl of some from my sack and she said that she has to drive home in a bit and can't smoke.. im like uhh.. okay whatever...

    a couple days later she picks me up from my wife beating class and takes me to her place and she ask if i want to smoke and i tell her yeah, and she still has the same sack of weed with none of it smoked.. we smoke and I tell her I want to fuck her up the ass and she bust out a huge pink fake dildo and she starts fucking her ass with it. She makes me put on a fucking condom to fuck her up the ass, and that fucking sucks, its not like you can get pregnant from getting fucked up the ass.

    So I start slamming that ass! She's bleeding everywhere all over my dick and I tell her I can't cum because of the condom and she goes and cleans up in the bathroom. She comes back out and gets on the bed and says "well... derpadew.. Now I want you to do something for me... I want you to eat me out" and I say "lol nah I don't do that with girls I don't know that well..." and you can see her visibly getting upset. She calls her roomie to come home and some gay guy comes home and he drive her and I back to my place to drop me off.

    That was the last I ever heard from her ass

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-03-15T05:02:15.535306+00:00
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Since everyone is talking about my cock tonight… might as well tell a story about it.

    stopped there
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  13. #33
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby S
    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-03-15T05:02:15.535306+00:00

    stopped right there
  14. #34
    Originally posted by infinityshock oh really…



    explain your desire for more Bill Krozby cock, eh…

    Did suffer a recent blow to the head? what fucking crack are you smoking you dumb nigger, get the fucking cocks out of your brain and tie a rope around your neck you illiterate retard.
  15. #35
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Chill young blood, yeah infinityshock was spamming that pic a bunch but he didn't make them literally inaccessible, and he stopped when I asked him to.

    If you see someone spamming Bill Krozby's dick rest assured I'm as disgusted by it as you are. Report it or PM me or whatever, counter-spamming is not a fucking solution.

    Let's all go back to not looking at the grotesquery that is Bill Krozby, not abusing the shit out of embeds, and get on with the scheduled petty shitposting.
  16. #36
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    terrible attempt to implicate IS
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  17. #37
    cerakote African Astronaut
    lanny why dont you actually try and expand this forums userbasr by promoting it or something instead of maintaining the handful of active user circlejerk
  18. #38
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by cerakote lanny why dont you actually try and expand this forums userbasr by promoting it or something instead of maintaining the handful of active user circlejerk

    How do you propose I promote "niggas in space"?
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  19. #39
    rent out a billboard on a major highway

    it's kinda hard to promote a site name that will make people get pretendoffended, they'd probably submit a report to a local news station about how seeing the word nigga is corrupting our youth and disbanding the league of soccer moms who play bridge

    Post last edited by puffy butts at 2017-03-15T06:37:37.248289+00:00
  20. #40
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    FUCK YOU
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