The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2020-11-04 at 3:52 PM UTC

   #4761
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by ORACLE Went immdiately back to sleep and it's 6 am
   
   Huh so this is Xanax

   
   try mixing it with amphetamine
2. 2020-11-05 at 2:11 AM UTC

   #4762
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by ORACLE One quarter one bar

   
   Lol wtf
   
   U a pussy fagit
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3. 2020-11-05 at 2:29 AM UTC

   #4763
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Inb4 18hr time jumps and mysterious empty fridges and moved objects. High dose xanax is like having a poltergeist.

   
   even just 2mg and a beer starts to get mysterious
4. 2020-11-05 at 2:32 AM UTC

   #4764
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra even just 2mg and a beer starts to get mysterious

   
   Man, I think you guys are pussies tbh. Maybe I'm just used to having a bag of powdered benzos but 2mg is nothing imo. Not enough for significant memory issues or weird fucky teleport shit.
5. 2020-11-05 at 2:38 AM UTC

   #4765
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Man, I think you guys are pussies tbh. Maybe I'm just used to having a bag of powdered benzos but 2mg is nothing imo. Not enough for significant memory issues or weird fucky teleport shit.

   
   That's a bummer. It's always nice to be a lightweight when it comes to drugs. Just more bang for your buck.
6. 2020-11-05 at 2:55 AM UTC

   #4766
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Man, I think you guys are pussies tbh. Maybe I'm just used to having a bag of powdered benzos but 2mg is nothing imo. Not enough for significant memory issues or weird fucky teleport shit.

   
   not by itself but I always found it to start getting weird with a drink or two; at that point I'd start forgetting how much I'd already had and think 'yeah this is ok just another mg' or just another beer and wake up two days later with an empty fridge and no more benzos
7. 2020-11-05 at 2:56 AM UTC

   #4767
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   or wake up in bed in underwear and boots, mud fucking everywhere, no idea where I went
8. 2020-11-05 at 2:59 AM UTC

   #4768
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra not by itself but I always found it to start getting weird with a drink or two; at that point I'd start forgetting how much I'd already had and think 'yeah this is ok just another mg' or just another beer and wake up two days later with an empty fridge and no more benzos

   
   Yeah the memory loss becomes insane with that combo. I fucked a car on etizolam and beer once. Put a fleshlight against the bitch and came multiple times. And of course i remember it but not the other 36hrs.
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9. 2020-11-05 at 2:59 AM UTC

   #4769
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   I should delete that
10. 2020-11-05 at 2:59 AM UTC

    #4770
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yeah the memory loss becomes insane with that combo. I fucked a car on etizolam and beer once. Put a fleshlight against the bitch and came multiple times. And of course i remember it but not the other 36hrs.

    
    lol, I read the first part of that sentence and assumed you crashed it like everyone else
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11. 2020-11-05 at 3 AM UTC

    #4771
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra lol, I read the first part of that sentence and assumed you crashed it like everyone else

    
    Might have been less embarrassing
12. 2020-11-05 at 3:04 AM UTC

    #4772
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yeah the memory loss becomes insane with that combo. I fucked a car on etizolam and beer once. Put a fleshlight against the bitch and came multiple times. And of course i remember it but not the other 36hrs.

    
    Did you hit it from behind or go weird style on the side?
13. 2020-11-05 at 3:07 AM UTC

    #4773
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Did you hit it from behind or go weird style on the side?

    
    Lol I am fairly certain i put it on the gas tank. I didn't fuck the exhaust or anything.
14. 2020-11-05 at 3:07 AM UTC

    #4774
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    DELETE
15. 2020-11-05 at 3:07 AM UTC

    #4775
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    MEDIOCRE
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16. 2020-11-05 at 3:11 AM UTC

    #4776
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Lol I am fairly certain i put it on the gas tank. I didn't fuck the exhaust or anything.

    
    Translation: I absolutely fucked the exhaust
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17. 2020-11-05 at 3:13 AM UTC

    #4777
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    one of the first images I remember seeing on the internet in the 7th grade was of a man wearing purple lingerie fucking the exhaust of a yellow stationwagon
18. 2020-11-05 at 3:17 AM UTC

    #4778
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by aldra one of the first images I remember seeing on the internet in the 7th grade was of a man wearing purple lingerie fucking the exhaust of a yellow stationwagon

    
    That sounds vaguely familiar. I wonder if it's still floating around. I'm not in the mood to search for cross dressers fucking vehicles rn though.
19. 2020-11-05 at 3:23 AM UTC

    #4779
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    oh man do you remember discharges.org
20. 2020-11-05 at 3:23 AM UTC

    #4780
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
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