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  1. #41
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie I mean i am pretty smart guy, so i would probably do well with a tech job. But if i am joining the army i would want to do some actual fucking war. Being in a sniper team seems dope. Shit in a hole in the ground. Hang out for 24 hours on teh same spot with your spotter, unless you shoot a sand-nigger, then you gotta move. I like how you FUCKING DIE before you even hear the bang of the gun. With the super long range rifles.

    I'll let you in on a sekrit. the coolest, badass-est job in the military, whether it's speshul forses, fighter pilet, or anything else, is 99.999999% bullshit and .000000001% fun times.

    you'd never make it through the easiest (national guard) snypurrrr course...much less the prerequisite classifications to get qualified for it. altho, I believe in the current military all branches go thru the same course with specialization taking place dedicate to the particular branch and/or unit. and what the shot is a 'super long range rifle'
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  2. #42
    who said zech
  3. #43
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by infinityshock I'll let you in on a sekrit. the coolest, badass-est job in the military, whether it's speshul forses, fighter pilet, or anything else, is 99.999999% bullshit and .000000001% fun times.

    you'd never make it through the easiest (national guard) snypurrrr course…much less the prerequisite classifications to get qualified for it. altho, I believe in the current military all branches go thru the same course with specialization taking place dedicate to the particular branch and/or unit. and what the shot is a 'super long range rifle'

    Well i don't know firearms bro. So what is the proper name for a M107 Barrett .50 Cal or whatever the fuck.

    Also yee of little faith, i am a pretty decent shot, even though i have only shot firearms two times in my life ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  4. #44
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie Well i don't know firearms bro. So what is the proper name for a M107 Barrett .50 Cal or whatever the fuck.

    Also yee of little faith, i am a pretty decent shot, even though i have only shot firearms two times in my life ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    yea. no.

    you're the type that tries to sign up for something like bud/s...rangers...delta...whatever...for the reason of being cool. then once you're in the first week of training...which isn't training...then realize it hurts and isn't fun...you drop out.

    Barret isn't used as much as .338 or a .416. it's a lot harder to get a .50 to be as accurate when transsonic at extreme ranges.
  5. #45
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^faggot
  6. #46
    Originally posted by Lanny ohh, so cool, must feel good to be part of the "got tricked into risking my life by my corrupt government" secret society. Yeah bro, first and second rules, don't talk about fight clubmurdering people for mediocre pay.

    Am I the only one who fantasizes about going to war? It seems fucking awesome.

    (and yes, I know it's not a damn rose garden)
  7. #47
    Originally posted by Dargo Am I the only one who fantasizes about going to war? It seems fucking awesome.

    (and yes, I know it's not a damn rose garden)

    Why don't you go?
  8. #48
    Originally posted by RisiR Why don't you go?

    Too many rules. The US military is full of cucks. I'd have to move back to Russia, but then I'd be a traitor.
  9. #49
    bling bling Dark Matter
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I had a dream that god gave me a drug test dude it was fucked up he's like okay can you pee in this cup

    donnt u mean jah
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  10. #50
    Originally posted by Dargo Too many rules. The US military is full of cucks. I'd have to move back to Russia, but then I'd be a traitor.

    You mean too many excuses because you're a bitchpussy. Oh, ok. I get it.
  11. #51
    Originally posted by RisiR You mean too many excuses because you're a bitchpussy. Oh, ok. I get it.

    No, they don't just let you kill on sight. There are all sorts of shitty rules of engagement and such. Also, you can't even have fun with your hostages. Lame AF.

    Why didn't you join?
  12. #52
    Guess what, shit was mandatory back in the day here. It was called "Fahnenflucht" (Fleaing of the flag) and then the "Feldjäger" (Field hunters) would literally hunt you down and you'd get locked up until you did your service.

    I was among the last where that practice still applied.
  13. #53
    Originally posted by RisiR Guess what, shit was mandatory back in the day here. It was called "Fahnenflucht" (Fleaing of the flag) and then the "Feldjäger" (Field hunters) would literally hunt you down and you'd get locked up until you did your service.

    I was among the last where that practice still applied.

    The US still has the draft registration.

    So, you went to boot camp? Were you ever deployed?
  14. #54
    No.

    I cheated the system by being high as fuck non stop. Do you think I'm retarded?
  15. #55
    Originally posted by RisiR No.

    I cheated the system by being high as fuck non stop. Do you think I'm retarded?

    HAHAHAHAHA! You are truly a worthless cowardly little bitch.
  16. #56
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^faggot

    only with you, sugar buns.

    I promise, you're my only love
  17. #57
    Originally posted by Dargo Too many rules. The US military is full of cucks. I'd have to move back to Russia, but then I'd be a traitor.

    Sign up with the Kurds and go fight ISIS and Turkey
  18. #58
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by reject Sign up with the Kurds and go fight ISIS and Turkey

    or...just randomly go around shooting and knifing niggers. as long as you use a 9mm and a non-traceable blade no one will ever find out.
  19. #59
    That works too
  20. #60
    Originally posted by Dargo HAHAHAHAHA! You are truly a worthless cowardly little bitch.

    Says the dude who hasn't served, either. Your reasons are just as worthless. Go pick up a gun and step on landmine in Irak, faggot.
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