Originally posted by Billy teh Block Head
one grain per symptom of mental distress or whatever your health professional recommends in a proper dose regimen
I haven't drank heavily or eaten benzos in the last 5 years or so
Ever since anouncing that I got a girl friend, many people have been asking "PABLO, HOW DID YOU DO IT?! I thought that was impossible!" NIS POSTERS CANT GET GFs!!! As someone who shitposts, I thought this was impossible too but now I know that's wrong. I have a GF and last night she texted me the HEART EMOJI! Here is a guide on how to get a GF as a NIS poster
MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS:
-you have to be at least 4/10 -you need to be willing to SACRFICE some of your MONEY -you need to be the SAME AGE as your crush
THE GUIDE:
Step one: have a crush on a girl. If you and her are nothing alike then forget her and don't try to make things work because it WONT
Step two: get to know her. Even if a girl like you BACK, She won't want to date if you aren't talking a little first. Try to start with shallow smalltalk and move into more MEANINGFUL convos when ur ready.
Step three: get the corage to ask her out. This is the HARDEST part but you NEED to do this or else your crush will forget you and move onto NEW GUY!
Step four: WHEN to ask your crush out. DONT ASK HER OUT ON TEXT OR CALL! THIS MAKE IT AWKWARD AND UNOFFICIAL!!!!!!!
Try to hang out with her using WHATEVER MEANS NECESSARY. Maybe get your friends and her friends to help u set up a situation? At the end (preferably evening) ask her out! this way she can have time to THINK about it without making it awkward. If she DOESNT need time to think about it, then it will be meaning full and she will like it.
Step five: if she say YES then MAKE SURE you spend lots of time with her to make her feel appreciate, but not too much to make u creeper. If she say NO then it is ok! you will get reject some times in life and move on. If she say MAYBE or "ITS COMPLICATED" then you need to keep trying!!! There is provable some reason why she cANT date u. if she dint want to, she would tell u directly. saying "its complicate" means she DOES want to go out.
you think the guide is over?? there is more!
THINGS TO HELP YOU ALONG YOUR JOURNEY:
1- Pretend to like the same music she does. In my case is was 100 GECS which is TRASH GARBO MUSIC!!! But I needed to make this scarfice to get in a relationship.
2- Be HONEST WITH HER!!! You may be tempted to LIE about anything to make her seem impressed with you, but TRUST ME!!! it WILL BACKFIRE!! if she ever finds out about you lying, you will become untrusted worthy in her eyes which you DONT WANT!!!
3- TELL HER you play Minecraft, but don't mention how addicted you are. Your GF needs attention more the Minecraft does, but believe it or not you can actually do BOTH at the same time! If you want to do something boring like farming fishing or foraging, you can go over call with you GF at the same time! this way you kill two birds with one stone!- Her attention needs and your grinding needs.
SHOW HER how to play Minecraft! if she doesn't seem to enjoy it then don't make her play, but WHO KNOWS? she may start to like the game. Girls like being shown new stuff by their BF and she might like it just because you showed it to her. If she ends up liking it, then you can play Minecraft over calll which is a great DATE IDEA for socially distant!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS GUIDE AND IT HELP YOU GET A GF AS A NIS POSTER!! <3
