2017-03-12 at 6:50 PM UTC
SAVE ME
nah its cool
i ate so much
i ate to blush
it was a rush
turned my mind into a slush
a softee coffee in my morning glory
and who was the man who told this story
a warrior a fuhrer of hitler and ragey clavey caveys
and the sprinkles are glass pieces i shot out my ass
i get a basketball i do the pass
sometimes i roll around in ant hills get a real bad rash
bash that bitch with a lead pipe fuck her in the gash
run every day on a monday till sunday cause im coughgel bunday and thats the only way youll ever hear me say it's not gay, ey?
ayy
lmao and amao lamo amos
amos von sunnne gracias monklesink
the monks hitting rocks with iron cocks cutting that in half like ive ever seen a quarter of a barter when these fuckers
are here telling me i never was a martyr eyyy
and you can feel that cause i got the shot put and its going in the hoop like its only my second pass but its my third 3 to the 3 to the 3 just let me be anything that you cannot see, ya feel me?
REEEE
an incision in the spleen place a microchip to make me mean wiretap my eyes and microphone my ears put your flouride in my beer
a seer a pier an apex of the hex that makes me think you're the one who works for the sun absorbing light chlorophyll and your stature puts up a fight
dont you push me back into the ground to the land of grimaces frowns and ive sold myself down to the pound a circle a sphere a bubble in my life where i've been all around town just looking for a lady to tell me i have a crown
there's static there are waves there are enclaves in the mountains that tell me where the currency deposits stay with reccurrent plans and im working for the man youre no fan but i ve seen the aurora and the favor of the aura your halo is mellow and my horns feel like thorns
melody malady and the palate of the regal folk modestly mockingly i think what i will do will shock them accordingly when the arsenic sets in the sunsets gloom and we'll dance to your corpse till we ascend to the moon to make more room for the sunflower's bloom
and its my first time seeing in my whole life and ive never before been told it was a lie and the barriers collapse and the water runs from no tap but a river of silver to eden and aladin making our typical god look like a cretin
the science of fate and the god of the scope we've learned everything but not how to cope and if bliss takes the piss out of my sadness and madness i'll see who you are in the xrays that say we were together without boundary
2017-03-12 at 7:04 PM UTC
i've bought a slut for my ronklebutt!
2017-03-12 at 7:07 PM UTC
You don't need condoms, you cant catch the aids from a fleshlight.
2017-03-12 at 7:08 PM UTC
if u don't use a condom and you like half cum but not really but then you just wipe it off and dive back in will the girl get pregnant? asking 4 a friend
2017-03-12 at 7:18 PM UTC
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2017-03-12 at 7:18 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
im going to get "raw dawg" tatood on my arm with a frothy dawg
2017-03-12 at 7:18 PM UTC
stop being sissys.
just don't wear a rubber then use her lower abdomen to practice your kickboxing routine.
it's a win-win
2017-03-12 at 7:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
says the guy that exclusively fucks men up the asshole as a form of contraception
well to be fair, that is a pretty solid way to make sure you never get anyone pregnant, lol
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2017-03-12 at 7:58 PM UTC
I think i tried to put money in my asshole while tripping on bundy
2017-03-12 at 8:02 PM UTC
swallow a bunch of quarters, harvest from the other side. instant banking.