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The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I think imma bounce. Seems a good a time as any. I have a few posts to 10k. I reload the page throughout the day thinking ill find something there but its just a bunch of lame shit talking and boring dogshit. There no cohesion or meetups or anything. Its just not going to ever be the way it was when we were young and energetic and retarded and didnt have responsibilities or to face the consequences for our actions. Just a bunch of fucking weirdo kids too spergd out to function among the normies, formed a little utopia on the frontier of the internet to eat peyote and blow things up, shoplift, show your taint, make illicit wine, encourage suicide, share gross videos, shove markers in your ass. I think thats where the magic came from. Its kind of a miracle the group has lasted this long, but it kinda feels like that photo of the polar bear floating on a little chunk of ice. Just desperately trying to recapture the LULZ and GOOFS of yesteryear.

    idk.
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  2. Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.

    Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think cellular phones are a pretty neat idea.

    This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

    And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with cellular phones.

    Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should have ever left the oceans.
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  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by CASPER I think imma bounce. Seems a good a time as any. I have a few posts to 10k. I reload the page throughout the day thinking ill find something there but its just a bunch of lame shit talking and boring dogshit. There no cohesion or meetups or anything. Its just not going to ever be the way it was when we were young and energetic and retarded and didnt have responsibilities or to face the consequences for our actions. Just a bunch of fucking weirdo kids too spergd out to function among the normies, formed a little utopia on the frontier of the internet to eat peyote and blow things up, shoplift, show your taint, make illicit wine, encourage suicide, share gross videos, shove markers in your ass. I think thats where the magic came from. Its kind of a miracle the group has lasted this long, but it kinda feels like that photo of the polar bear floating on a little chunk of ice. Just desperately trying to recapture the LULZ and GOOFS of yesteryear.

    idk.

    "parties over" vybz from this post. "seeing pieces of myself in everyone else" is why I post here in the first place. Totse/whatever has shaped my identity and influenced my thinking. Most of the people who've had lives with people from the community (CK/tinted glass and Silverfuck/mancannon off the toppa me 'ed) have moved on. I still post here because I'm still a pretty fucked up person albeit someone who's building towards something slightly better and seeking to beat the odds.

    I kinda have some gayass unconditional Love for the entire community, of which I identify with moreso than most individuals. Tbh tho this community is a relic of a bygone era. It's good that it still exists as a "base" and Lanny keeps it going which is honestly pretty noble (even if it's just a plan to gentrify Abalama) but the medium/community is obviously past its prime.

    It's honestly amazing how many we lost this year (will include sploo/John who died Dec 23rd of 2019) it's like the reaper's been personally seeing to killing us off. I'm glad the torch is still carried by someone. I really just want to put the damn memorial section up so those who have passed can be remembered as part of the community. I feel that's the best contribution I can make. It's funny all the people who messaged me about making the page, their reactions to the content will certainly be interesting
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  4. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    peope.see
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  5. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Fuck man
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  6. Originally posted by mashlehash peope.see



    Originally posted by ORACLE Fuck man

    Yep.
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  7. Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by CASPER I think imma bounce. Seems a good a time as any. I have a few posts to 10k. I reload the page throughout the day thinking ill find something there but its just a bunch of lame shit talking and boring dogshit. There no cohesion or meetups or anything. Its just not going to ever be the way it was when we were young and energetic and retarded and didnt have responsibilities or to face the consequences for our actions. Just a bunch of fucking weirdo kids too spergd out to function among the normies, formed a little utopia on the frontier of the internet to eat peyote and blow things up, shoplift, show your taint, make illicit wine, encourage suicide, share gross videos, shove markers in your ass. I think thats where the magic came from. Its kind of a miracle the group has lasted this long, but it kinda feels like that photo of the polar bear floating on a little chunk of ice. Just desperately trying to recapture the LULZ and GOOFS of yesteryear.

    idk.

    Same.
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  8. Octavian motherfucker
    Starving. Been hitting the gym hard, time to get my body back.

    YESH!
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  10. That's such a bad photoshop.

    Makes me wanna do it for real
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  11. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    real-life.reality+conclous.gluepeoples.meppppppp
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  12. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Octavian Starving. Been hitting the gym hard, time to get my body back.

    YESH!

    Eat Glue.
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by aldra just heard about that 'drill bitch' which reminded me that crush fetishists exist, which in turn makes me want to find them and smash them to pieces with hammers

    still feeling it
  14. Mash are you even conscious and aware right now?
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  15. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Mash are you even conscious and aware right now?

    Mash is the only one who will make it out of the simulation.
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  16. Octavian motherfucker
    Goddamnit I can't sleep. Seasonal affective disorder coming on already.
  17. Originally posted by Octavian Goddamnit I can't sleep. Seasonal affective disorder coming on already.

    The name for that always felt mocking to me

    Oh booo fucking hoo. Snow made you SAD? Get over it.

    They need one for anxiety called SCAREDBITCH or something

    KIDSINAFRICAHAVEITWORSE
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    candy has almost as many posts as me
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Billy teh Block Head the candyland was made after TRT and has more posts

    I swear I'm a bigger whore
  20. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Billy teh Block Head the candyland was made after TRT and has more posts

    Narccisism would do that.

    It's full of music videos of niggers, a simp saying the same fucking shit like a broken record; and a Rabbitnonce licking Candy's arse.
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